TFW Your deadbeat mother:
>Starts an intergalactic war with her own sisters
>Dresses up as another person entirely and tells nobody about it, not even her closest friends
>puts one of her closest friends in an equivalent of jail for thousands of years for disagreeing with her logical statements
>lives with that fact for a couple millenia
>hooks up with some guitar guy while also having her servant/GF in the background watching it all unfold
>gives birth to you and leaves you with three (actually four) mentally unstable aunts, broke dad and a shit ton of problems
>while also in the meantime abandoning one of her other friends under an excuse to buy milk and never coming back for a couple of thousand years more.
>Starts an intergalactic war with her own sisters
>Dresses up as another person entirely and tells nobody about it, not even her closest friends
>puts one of her closest friends in an equivalent of jail for thousands of years for disagreeing with her logical statements
>lives with that fact for a couple millenia
>hooks up with some guitar guy while also having her servant/GF in the background watching it all unfold
>gives birth to you and leaves you with three (actually four) mentally unstable aunts, broke dad and a shit ton of problems
>while also in the meantime abandoning one of her other friends under an excuse to buy milk and never coming back for a couple of thousand years more.
