>>110917708Autist aliens forget to take care of their planet so it explodes in a war thanks to an ancient evil cosmic sapient goo they were too busy studying. They build two giant robots to fix it in 100,000 years, but one of them explodes also.
The functioning giant robot is a space vessel with its own mini universe and dozens of races. It explores the cosmos and peeps on its cultures for 100,000 years.
High level bio-engineer sorcerers with badly coded brains living in the robot get mad the other people don't like them as much as the public heroes, so they cause the robot to crash. Part of the population flees to a camouflage island on the crashed robot's face but forget their past. Their leaders tell them BS legends until more heroes arrive to fix the robot, but they also have amnesia, so the island elders feed them BS too.
They search for masks and shit, eventually rediscovering the way back into the robot.
Turns out the robot is dying, so another team saves his life at the cost of one of their own.
Giant robot wakes up but the main villain controls his body after killing the rest of his kind, and he sends the robot's true spirit into space, who then becomes a gladiator on a desert planet and rediscovers his past along with the blown-up other giant robot.
The two giant robots duke it out till the evil one gets mooned. The exploded planet is restored but the aforementioned autistic scientists are still out there, planning heinous things.
Story continues in increasingly sillier online serials the writer proudly admits to making up as he went with no planning, leading to everything spiraling out of control until Lego finally deletes the official website, leaving a billion plot threads in limbo.
