HAS THE PLANET GONE MAD? MY SPOOKTOBER THREAD, NONEXISTENT. I SEEK JUSTICE? DENIED! I SHALL NOT SUBMIT! I SHALL CONQUER! I SHALL START A NEW THREAD! MY NAME IS GOMEZ ADDAMS, AND I HAVE SEEN ARGUMENTS OVER THE BEST VAMPIRE WAIFUS, I HAVE SEEN SPOOKY STREAMS, AND I HAVE SEEN THE UNHOLY MAGGOTS WHICH FEAST IN THE DARK RECESSES OF THIS BOARD (They're in my Ghoul School folder)! I have seen all this, anons, but until today, I had never seen no Spooktober thread on a Saturday in Spooktober.

And now there is one. Let's get spooky, anons!