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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 14:19:26 2019 No.110419993 View Reply Original Report

so how bad is marvel gonna fuck up 40k?
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/09/30/games-workshop-and-marvel-comics-team-upgw-homepage-post-1/

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:28:18 No.110420107 Report

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>>110419993
Can't be any worse than what GW has been doing to it recently.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:30:06 No.110420139 Report

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>>110419993

I mean, 40k lore is already such a dumpster fire that jokes about how bad it is have themselves become part of the joke.

I dont really see how Marvel could fuck it up any more. If anything, they will probably make things too upbeat and imply that Chaos isnt the be-all end-all of everything, which would be refreshing after Chaosfags started hijacking the lore to wank their faction and toss multiple editions worth of other armies into the trash.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:30:21 No.110420144 Report

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>>110419993
As much as GW allows them
>>110420107
And what have they done recently?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:32:35 No.110420173 Report

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>>110420139
>will probably make things too upbeat and imply that Chaos isnt the be-all end-all of everything
You mean that Marvel is going to fuck up by portraying Chaos how it's meant to be portrayed?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:41:51 No.110420336 Report

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>>110420107
why is it that there is such a large overlap between 40K fans and furries?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:42:54 No.110420363 Report

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>>110420336
Spacewolves

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:43:27 No.110420374 Report

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>>110418319

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:44:34 No.110420392 Report

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Don't act like 40k wasn't a weird petri dish of homos. If anything it's probably going to be forgettable at worst since everyone of these Marvel partnerships just exist and nothing else

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:45:10 No.110420397 Report

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>>110420336
Space Marines are human supremacists in the lore and they are suspicious of all aliens and corruption.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:47:26 No.110420438 Report

Quoted By: >>110420510 >>110423492 >>110430087

I find warhammer cool, but the entire thing is a joke if you think about.
AHDGJADHFH KILL KILL FOR THE EMPEROR.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:51:34 No.110420510 Report

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>>110420438
Setting aside how wrong you are I just want to point out it's not that stupid that people kill for religious reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:56:33 No.110420595 Report

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The worst thing they could do to 40k is to entirely ignore the special brand of diversity that only 40k can make appealing; the kind of diversity that can be summarized as such:
no matter your ideology, your race or your sex, you are part of the infinite meat grinder and will eventually meet death in the galaxy.
What Marvel will do is bring unexplained hope and joy to this situation and turn a universe shaped by the context of brutal conflicts into a "We da heroes and you da villians! We always win and are GOOD!" situation.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:57:31 No.110420610 Report

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>>110420595
>We da heroes and you da villians
So 40K

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 14:59:15 No.110420641 Report

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>>110420595
Well, wasn't there a very cheerful comic recently, like it was for kids?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:02:27 No.110422515 Report

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>>110420641
Several comics, actually. Warhammer 40K - Warhammer Adventures.

Some attempt by Games Workshop to copy Blizzard's similar venture: World of Warcraft - Traveler.

It was relentlessly mocked by the fanbase.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:07:05 No.110422584 Report

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>>110422515
i don't care about warhammer but man was i fucking confused when I my store started selling it
I mean sure, Rambo, Robocop, Mortal Kombat, they all tried their hands at selling to kids but, i dunno, this just seems farcical

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:19:11 No.110422770 Report

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>>110420336
I think it's that furry crossover stuff stands out more. When you see a picture of a crossover between a setting you don't know and WH40K, you might not recognise the bits from the other setting. But when it's a crossover with furries, we all recognise the furry.

Still, that webm is better than the images I've seen of furry space marines. From a wide range of loyalist chapters. I think those are from people who like the look of WH40K without any understanding of the lore.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:21:04 No.110422818 Report

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I've been listening to the Horus Heresy audiobooks at work to kill the tedium, and I'm almost done with them. It seems like there aren't many other audiobooks for the other series, just a Gaunts Ghosts one and a Ciaphas Caine short story. Am I missing anything?

I really don't want to go back to podcasts.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:37:47 No.110423082 Report

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They can just get Dan Abnett to write for it again. His DC exclusive went up and he's doing a Silver Surfer comic for Annihilation Scourge.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:41:26 No.110423149 Report

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>>110419993
Warhammer is like the gayest thing in existence

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:44:46 No.110423210 Report

Quoted By: >>110423285 >>110425420 >>110450021

So, what can they possibly do to ruin THE edgelord franchise?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:45:46 No.110423226 Report

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So does this make the Primarchs Disney Princesses?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:49:31 No.110423285 Report

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>>110423210
Nothing that GW hasn't already done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:52:21 No.110423345 Report

Quoted By: >>110423412

>>110419993
It's Warhammer. What is there to fuck up? Are you afraid that a story might actually have a happy ending or something? Worst case scenario they make a series about a Mary Sue female commissar or something and it would be the third or fourth time 40k did that.
>>110420595
>"We da heroes and you da villians! We always win and are GOOD!"
GW has been unironically leaning in that direction to sell more marines for a while now.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 17:55:55 No.110423412 Report

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>>110423345
It is our responsible as devoted autists to bring back edgy marines.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:00:28 No.110423492 Report

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>>110420438
>but the entire thing is a joke if you think about
THAT'S THE WHOLE. GOD DAMNED. POINT. YOU IMBECILE!
40k is grimdark edge you can have some fun with if you approach it head on, but most of the fun is had by taking a step back and just finding it generally hilarious.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:05:59 No.110423613 Report

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>>110419993
I sincerely hope the God Emperor flamboyantly gay, and played by Ru Paul.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:08:24 No.110423676 Report

Quoted By: >>110423926 >>110425486

I always wanted Warhammer to be a bit more noblebright

But not like this

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:19:10 No.110423926 Report

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>>110423676
>I always wanted Warhammer to be a bit more noblebright

Just stick to Star Wars or Star Trek then, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:23:56 No.110424019 Report

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It will be fun to see crossover shit. Punisher gets dropped into 40k,
Conan gets dropped into 40k,
Etc.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:25:52 No.110424042 Report

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>>110423492
It's most fun when you step as close as possible and reject any irony.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:26:33 No.110424054 Report

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>>110423492
>THAT'S THE WHOLE. GOD DAMNED. POINT. YOU IMBECILE!

Grognard opinion. 40k hasn't been a parody for longer than most of us have been alive.

Thats like saying that the only version of Batman that should be discussed is the one that has no preptime powers and is just an above-average detective in a cowl who shoots criminals with his revolver, because that was what the first couple batman comics were like.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:29:49 No.110424120 Report

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How long would a Marvel hero last in 40k until they inevitably break the no killing rule?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:30:35 No.110424131 Report

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>>110424120
Depends on where they land, some would never get to break it since they'll die.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:32:17 No.110424154 Report

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>>110424120
A nanosecond at most

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:37:26 No.110424233 Report

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>>110424120
It's not killing if it's alien

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:39:42 No.110424261 Report

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>>110424131
>>110424120
>>110424154
There are plenty of places they could land that would let them live the rest of their natural lives without breaking their rule.
Lots of Agriworlds out there where nothing much happens and then after a century or two and then an Ork invasion destroys everything.

How long would Captain America last in the IG trenches against a Chaos Invasion?
How well would Iron-Man adapt to living in a Hive-City's underbelly?
Would Hulk thrive in Ork Society?
How capable would Black-Widow be as a member of the Officio Assassinorum?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:42:12 No.110424300 Report

Quoted By: >>110424344

>>110420595
Going by numbers given by GW, human civilisation isn't even particularly involved in war.
The numbers recruited a comically small compared to population size.
Like, the Prussian state would laugh at their so-called militarisation. WW2 was a bigger conflict than most planetary campaigns in 40k.
Their troop counts are so low, modern national militaries could easily outnumber Imperial invasion forces tenfold.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:43:41 No.110424325 Report

Quoted By: >>110424333 >>110431061

I know it is just going to be imperial wank because it is always imperial wank but it would be neat to see some comics from the perspectives of the Tau, Eldar, abhumans or Orks.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:44:39 No.110424333 Report

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>>110424325
>Tau
kys

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:45:01 No.110424336 Report

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>>110422584
this can't be real

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:45:35 No.110424344 Report

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>>110424300

GW has no sense of scale whatsoever. They gave their super-duper space marine Land Raider ranks thinner and weaker armor than real life WW2 tanks, and rewrote perfectly good lore to retcon an alien faction into somehow having fought a galaxy-wide war against an advanced civilization using slower than light ships EXCLUSIVELY, in a war that only lasted a thousand years. Most of those ships would STILL BE ON THEIR WAY to there respective battlefields by now.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:46:23 No.110424359 Report

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>>110424261
>Would Hulk thrive in Ork Society?
The fact you have to ask shows a certain level of ignorance

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:47:37 No.110424374 Report

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Are we getting new content for Sisters of Battle finally?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:50:13 No.110424416 Report

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>>110424333
Fug u.
I like how they are idealistic space communists that don't realize how evil they are and I think their designs are cool. I really don't get why they piss off grogs so much.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:53:15 No.110424453 Report

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>>110424336
Haha. Those are only the covers, Anon.

>>110424359
Alright. Let me phrase that better.
Could Hulk be considered a threat equal to that of "The Beast", and would he be able to engulf the entire galaxy in WAAGH! ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:54:59 No.110424480 Report

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>>110419993
No worse than Matt Ward.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:56:08 No.110424502 Report

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>>110424416
> I really don't get why they piss off grogs so much.

Because the Imperium has always been really, really fucking stupid. But fans defended them by saying that they HAD to be so comically brutal and never act on any good ideas, because if they were ever reasonable non-shitty people for even ten seconds Chaos would instantly destroy them and the universe would all die at once.

And then the Tau show up, doing all of the things that used to make Humanity awesome in 40ks past and which the Imperium refuses to do now because they are flaming retards, and nothing particularly bad has happened to the Tau as a result.

This turns the narrative from being about how "the universe is inherently an awful place and you have to be awful to survive and there is no other choice how grim and dark and tragic", to the Imperium hammering nails into their dicks for no reason and refusing to stop for 20,000 years while the very existence of the Tau proves that the Humans are fucking morons for doing so. If humanity just stopped being stupid and did smart things for a change, things would get better for them. Because of course they would.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 18:57:49 No.110424527 Report

Quoted By: >>110424580 >>110425495

1. Gay character already exist in 40k. Imperium's okay with it because they've got way more pressing matters at hand.

2. It's probably going to be written by one of GW's writers.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:00:52 No.110424580 Report

Quoted By: >>110424605 >>110426210

>>110424527
>It's probably going to be written by one of GW's writers.

Dan Abnett has written comics for both Marvel and DC and has done a bunch of 40k books. He seems like the obvious choice to bridge the gap.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:02:03 No.110424605 Report

Quoted By: >>110429870

>>110424580
Makes sense. I feel this isn't going to be as bad as we think it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:03:48 No.110424625 Report

Quoted By: >>110424669 >>110424744 >>110431096 >>110433424

>>110424453
Being a talented inventor is not against the setting

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:06:46 No.110424669 Report

Quoted By: >>110424692

>>110424625
Could be "He knows how to throw together already existing technology"

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:08:06 No.110424692 Report

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>>110424669
Yes

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:08:33 No.110424699 Report

Quoted By: >>110425660

>>110424502

See, I've always viewed 40k through the lens of a pitch black comedy and I think that is where it's strongest.

Everything is really really fucking awful, and everyone is comically inept and making awful choice upon awful choice compunding the misery of countless billions for all eternity, ruled over by some kind of Nazi Luddites...

...and then just a planet away you'll have green British football hooligans, making guns work with the power of their collective imagination and they just wanna fuck it all up even more - just for a laugh.

The universe is such a bizzare mish-mash and the edge is so edgy I can't take it as anything but intentional tongue and cheek piss taking.

40k is worse when it tries to be sheer the edges off and scrub up - it' better in the mud being weird and funny.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:10:58 No.110424744 Report

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>>110424625

Of course not. You just are not allowed to cut small wedges out of a spoon to invent the spork without spending 200 years testing it, getting found out by your superiors, getting executed for tech heresy, having someone else discover your notes 500 years later and then they spend ~50 years putting together a case for how this isn't REALLY a new invention but really a long lost design of ancient humanity that has only recently been rediscovered, and is thus holy and safe to use.

You follow those steps and you can be the best inventor you want. The AdMech are just fine with anyone who would challenger their undisputed monopoly on all things technical. Its not like they, ha ha, execute guardsmen that know how to fix their own vehicles for "tech heresy". That would be a stupid waste of lives and resources just to make sure that dogmatic techpriests can't simply be replaced by people that have some technical ability through simple experience, ha ha.

Oh wait.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:13:05 No.110424787 Report

Quoted By: >>110424809 >>110436933

>Fantasychads are safe

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:14:25 No.110424809 Report

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>>110424787
>Laughs in dead setting

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:15:38 No.110424831 Report

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>>110424809
Safe from the taint of AoS & Marvel and I can continue to enjoy Total War games.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:16:12 No.110424839 Report

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>>110419993
Depends on who writes it.

If it's Ewing, then it will be an epic worthy of the God Emperor himself.

If it's Hopeless, then it might as well have been written by the Tau.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:21:32 No.110424935 Report

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It'll be fine, with some shit stories and some good stories, just like Conan. It won't bastardize the lore or turn any pre-existing characters gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:21:34 No.110424938 Report

Quoted By: >>110425140 >>110425199 >>110426570

>>110424744
Tech lore has always been highly contradictory.
On the one side, the Ad Mech supposedly hinders progress.
On the other side, their characters are ridiculously full of experimental tech.
Also there are normal mechanics and maintenance routines for your equipment because there are just not enough tech priests to maintain armies in the field.
What's heretical is if you get into freelance programming or even AI.
They really don't ever give a shit about consumer appliances or utensils because those are beneath their notice.
But that all depends on what you read. 40k lore is a giant heap of bullshit.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:25:40 No.110425012 Report

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>>110424744
So you say but the Eisenhorn book had a Tech-Priest that built giant robotic worms and robot bodies with cloaks made of knives.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:26:59 No.110425041 Report

Quoted By: >>110428984

>>110423412

I want to know the history of that image. It's clearly far too old for modern 40K Meme culture, so what the heck was the context?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:28:01 No.110425056 Report

Quoted By: >>110436838 >>110456959

>>110424120

Wouldn't Thor be totally down? He's seen stuff just as bad as anything 40K can offer, hasn't he?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:32:19 No.110425140 Report

Quoted By: >>110427182 >>110429061

>>110424744

>Its not like they, ha ha, execute guardsmen that know how to fix their own vehicles for "tech heresy". That would be a stupid waste of lives and resources just to make sure that dogmatic techpriests can't simply be replaced by people that have some technical ability through simple experience, ha ha.

Has there ever been the slightest amount of consistency in this regard?

>>110424938

Yeah this.

Also I've seen 40K stuff where AdMech won't integrate Xenos technology into human machinery because it's heretical, and then turn around and freak out whenever they have a chance to examine ANYTHING Necron. They're practically Necron fanboys.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:35:38 No.110425199 Report

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>>110424938

Also, Forgeworlds usually have the best and most productive factories, but Hiveworlds also churn out machinery and equipment like crazy too. I assume the administrators of those factories are Tech Priests, but the guys out on the factory floor are clearly not Mechanicus. So, how much training do regular Joes get when it comes to constructing machines.

The whole AdMech thing makes less and less sense the more you think about it.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:41:55 No.110425308 Report

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>>110419993
Depends on which department gets it. If it's the guys that do their Hero universe, it'll be pretty bad. If it's the guys that do their Star Wars comics, then it'll probably be pretty fuckin' awesome.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:43:31 No.110425332 Report

Quoted By: >>110426239

>>110424261
>How well would Iron-Man adapt to living in a Hive-City's underbelly?
Spider-Man would be a better fit since a hive city is NYC on steroids. Iron Man should be dropped off on a forge world so he could have interactions with more of the Imperium's high tech equipment and the AdMech.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:47:25 No.110425395 Report

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>>110420610
Not really.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:47:55 No.110425410 Report

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>>110422818
Ciaphas Cain is pretty solid though

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:48:27 No.110425420 Report

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>>110423210
Make it not edgelord.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:49:28 No.110425442 Report

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>>110424261
>Would Hulk thrive in Ork Society?
Okay that one actually sounds kind of fun.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:50:25 No.110425456 Report

Quoted By: >>110425626

>>110424502
>because they are flaming retards
Or because they know where that goes. Humanity's golden age ended for a reason.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:51:46 No.110425486 Report

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>>110423676

Its already noblebright as fuck (masquerading as grimdark)

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:52:10 No.110425495 Report

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>>110424527
I don't think anyone but the most hardcore of /pol/ idiots cares about gay people existing, they care about character's personalities and reasons for existing being replaced by being gay.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:57:14 No.110425595 Report

Quoted By: >>110429994

>>110420139
By making them child-friendly

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:59:04 No.110425626 Report

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>>110425456
> Humanity's golden age ended for a reason.

Yeah, because they developed psychic powers that made them vulnerable to Chaos, and their AI attendants correctly surprised that the only effective defense was a massive reduction of the human population until they achieved their psychic awakening, after which they could safely take over the galaxy again.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 19:59:39 No.110425640 Report

Quoted By: >>110426135

Anyone remembers that phineas & ferb marvel crossover? Yeah... that kind of thing might be what marvel-disney has in stock for 40k child-friendly comics

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:00:15 No.110425660 Report

Quoted By: >>110425984

>>110424699

Here's the thing about that. 40K started as a joke, so a lot of the underpinning lore is comedic or absurd, but then the people running the show decided to start taking all this nonsense seriously for the last 20 years. So now you have a bunch of crunchy serious lore wrapped around a creamy comedy center, and it just makes it impossible to figure out how seriously you're supposed to take any of this stuff.

Frankly in the last 3 years or so I've noticed a trend to try and make the Imperium slightly more reasonable and diplomatic, to the point of practically allying with the Eldar and having friendlier relations with some of the Necron, both of which I think would have been out of the question 10 years ago. It's probably the only way to expand the setting at this point, and I guess they can justify it by saying Guilliman's back, so the Imperium may have cooler heads at the top.

It does seem to be shifting to be more like a traditional sci-fi fantasy setting though.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:14:07 No.110425887 Report

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>>110420363
Kek

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:16:08 No.110425925 Report

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>>110422584
>underage woman taking a explorer role in a setting while aliens ripping the face from +200 kg supersoldiers is a customary thing
>also a kid with cancer and a kid with twig arms
It will undersell and the fans will take the blame for not consuming something completelly different from their niche media

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:19:18 No.110425984 Report

Quoted By: >>110426252

>>110425660
Well 10 years ago Necron lore was different, you literally couldn't even talk to them without getting gauss-flayed, but there have been instances of working alongside Eldar for a few decades now. Both sides try to screw each other over, but it's still been pretty common.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:22:15 No.110426032 Report

Quoted By: >>110426256 >>110436609

>>110419993
>OP doesn't know that the IoM doesn't give a fuck about an individual humans life, let alone their sexuality.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:26:07 No.110426135 Report

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>>110425640
care to elaborate?

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:27:56 No.110426177 Report

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>>110424120
Most Marvel heroes already kill.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:30:04 No.110426210 Report

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>>110424580
Watch, they'll end up getting Donny Cates because he likes the 40K edge.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:31:54 No.110426233 Report

Quoted By: >>110436710

>>110419993
Judging by Marvel's FAVORIIIITE underdog story progression, here's how it's gonna go:
>Urbworld or agriworld nobody has their first encounter with the Imperium and space marines when their world gets invaded by said Imperium
>Gets their whole family killed for bs reasons, fair enough by 40k standards
>Decides to go rogue, ends up an oh so cool bad ass assassin or some shit
>likely a latent psyker but this isn't revealed until late into the comic when it's really needed, and instead of learning it over time she (you KNOW it's going to be a she) will just be a master at it already
>holds a grudge against the imperium, but doesn't hang out with Chaos or xenos (except tau but even I can't imagine Marvel giving them any good spotline here)
>Has to team up with a sole surviving space marine that she met previously as an enemy
>the two argue and bicker about morals n shit while blasting through chaos
>she ends up being stronger than the FUCKING SPACE MARINE because thats how Marvel rolls and she saves him countless times
>the two eventually go off on some convoluted adventure that will tie in both their arcs and the Inquisition guy who killed her family will be the big baddy all along
screen cap for when I'm right

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:32:09 No.110426239 Report

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>>110425332
>Spider-Man
He'd get caught in a month by some inquisitor squad for being a filthy mutie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:32:53 No.110426252 Report

Quoted By:

>>110425984
I mean you still get fun times with them in some of the new lore when someone tries to befriend them.
>Tyranids attacking some Tau colony
>Necron tombworld wakes up and fights them off
>Tau welcome the Necrons with a giant feast and party
>shenanigans ensue

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:32:56 No.110426256 Report

Quoted By: >>110426411

>>110426032
>let alone their sexuality.
IoM definitely gives a fuck about their sexuality.
DEFINITELY gives a fuck considering fucking can cause Slaanesh to rape an entire world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:33:01 No.110426259 Report

Quoted By: >>110426587

Welp, another setting is ruined by sjws.
There is literally nothing left I guess.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:39:41 No.110426397 Report

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>>110419993
How the fuck do you even get into this series? I'm only familiar with DoW and its expansions, which were some good ass games but that's about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:40:13 No.110426411 Report

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>>110426256
>DEFINITELY gives a fuck considering fucking can cause Slaanesh to rape an entire world.

That isn't how anything in 40k works. You are poisoned by shitty memes.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:45:13 No.110426511 Report

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>eisnhorm becomes einhorn

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:46:24 No.110426533 Report

Quoted By:

>>110426397

Hell if I know. Occasionally I'll read some articles on some wiki or watch a video about it, but all the stories and lore are spread across 30 years of games, books, magazines, videogames, novels, comics, etc. that it's like being tossed into the middle of the ocean when you try and get a read on the setting.

Not to mention it's all inconsistent, contradictory, and changing from edition to edition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:48:34 No.110426570 Report

Quoted By:

>>110424938
At the upper-levels of the Mechcanicus the rule is 'tech advancement for me, not for thee' which is why people like cawl can whip out an entire new type of space marine. The kid described in Warhammer adventures would be killed for inventing anything substantial.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:49:06 No.110426579 Report

Quoted By:

>>110419993
40k was never good anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 20:49:32 No.110426587 Report

Quoted By: >>110429946

>>110426259
It will never work. SJWs try demanding some retarded changes, like female space marines or something, the core fans get mad and stop buying GW’s overpriced plastic models and they flip out since that’s their main money maker

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:00:29 No.110426769 Report

Quoted By:

>>110426397
Don't bother with the tabletop game anon. It's an unbalanced mess that's hideously overpriced for what it is. Besides, it's going of get Age of Sigmar'd soon enough. If you want to know why that's a bad thing, ask a Warhammer Fantasy fan.

If you want to try wargaming check out /awg/ on /tg/ and ask for suggestions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:03:44 No.110426810 Report

Quoted By:

>>110419993
40k is cringy shit anyways so who cares?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:06:47 No.110426857 Report

Quoted By:

>>110422818
There are several Ork centered audiobooks. The only downside is that they're intelligible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:16:43 No.110427020 Report

Quoted By: >>110429044 >>110439857

>>110426397
go through the entirety of if the emperor had a text to speech device and spend the night reading through 1d4chan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:25:38 No.110427182 Report

Quoted By: >>110427287

>>110425140
>Has there ever been the slightest amount of consistency in this regard?
It’s a big galaxy. It’d be more unbelievable if there WAS consistency. As it stands, the best way to approach it is that likely some sects just have a stick up their ass, and others don't really give a shit as long as you aren’t trying to do something dangerously, sector-Annihilatingly stupid like stealing a Necron ship to sell on the black market.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:28:11 No.110427221 Report

Quoted By:

>>110426397
Read All Guardsmen Party. Provides a great, worm’s-eye perspective of the setting with some likable and fun characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:28:49 No.110427232 Report

Quoted By:

>>110426397
Read the Eisenhorn trilogy. That's entry level 40k as it gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:31:39 No.110427287 Report

Quoted By:

>>110427182
>stealing a Necron ship to sell on the black market.

In that case they'd probably be mad that you didn't sell the ship to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:33:01 No.110427303 Report

Quoted By:

>>110420336

Because they are one and the same.

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:36:20 No.110427346 Report

Quoted By: >>110427473

I jus came here ta say dat da Orkz is da best. Da greena da betta! When iz we getting mora dem amazin' Orky komik books?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:36:24 No.110427349 Report

Quoted By: >>110427545

>>110422515

It's an attempt to make the brand acceptable by the mainstream, Disney-fy it I would say is more accurate than making it like Blizzard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:40:26 No.110427409 Report

Quoted By:

>>110424453
>not chopping off the weak flesh to be replaced
this right here is why he isn't a real cogboy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:44:41 No.110427473 Report

Quoted By:

>>110427346
>easy to write a motive for
>dont care about morals so you can easily doge political landmines
>all around the most fun faction in 40k
its quite possible

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:48:02 No.110427520 Report

Quoted By: >>110440111

>that comic about the imperial guardsmen that gets covered in sewage during a battle, and Orks think hes a fancy squigg so they put him in a cage on wheels and pull him around for good luck for several months

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:49:35 No.110427545 Report

Quoted By:

>>110427349
It already has bloody shops in practically every medium sized town upwards and literally everyone has heard of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:56:50 No.110427642 Report

Quoted By:

I literally can't wait for GW to double the price of the kits for the double branding

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 21:59:56 No.110427692 Report

Quoted By:

>>110426397
Skip the tabletop game. Read Eisenhorn or Gaunt's Ghosts series. Use a wiki for some of the terminology. There are also plenty of Youtube primers. This dude has a series.

https://www.youtube.com/user/Luetin09/playlists

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 22:05:31 No.110427780 Report

Quoted By:

>inb4 Gaunt ghost comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 22:12:30 No.110427895 Report

Quoted By:

>>110420336
>space wolves
>the IG has sanctioned catgirls
>the IG also has offical beastmen units/models loyal to the emperor

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 22:34:24 No.110428320 Report

Quoted By: >>110428390 >>110437889 >>110454020

>>110420107
I didn't think warhammer could be touched by such evil all I had left was these two stargate and warhammer seeing as every other sci-fi and fantasy has been corrupted and ruined now it's just stargate I have left......why god why.

I just wanted to be left alone away from this terrible reality not have it dragged into everything I enjoyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 22:38:01 No.110428390 Report

Quoted By: >>110433233

>>110428320
So...who owns the rights to stargate these days
Seems like exactly the sort of series to get a modern reboot in about 5 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 22:42:31 No.110428468 Report

Quoted By:

>>110420336
Most art of Space Marines slaughtering furries was made by furry artists

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 22:43:01 No.110428483 Report

Quoted By: >>110437478

>>110420336
>Space Wolves
>Felinids
>Jokes about doing Exterminatus on the Xeno and the Mutant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:00:57 No.110428805 Report

Quoted By:

>>110419993
This seems pretty weird. Marvel doesn't really do licensed comics anymore do they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:04:52 No.110428867 Report

Quoted By:

>>110424502
the tau make no sense in setting and only exist through much more noticeable plot armor than any other faction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:10:55 No.110428984 Report

Quoted By:

>>110425041
a handbook for space marines to dance. its legit

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Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:13:55 No.110429044 Report

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>>110427020
I had the same experience as this dude, it's a weird feeling being interested in a franchise almost purely for the memes and the occasional spinoff material. Read the Redeemer by the way, it's good shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:14:42 No.110429061 Report

Quoted By: >>110429105

>>110425140

>necron fanboys

it's been a while since I engaged with the lore but isn't there supposed to be an Old One/C'Tan on Mars?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:17:03 No.110429105 Report

Quoted By:

>>110429061
>an Old One/C'Tan on Mars
The void dragon is said to slumber on Mars, apparently sealed by the Emperor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:31:27 No.110429391 Report

Quoted By:

>>110422584
its dumb because kids like edgy and core 40k is edgy

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:43:56 No.110429588 Report

Quoted By: >>110429677 >>110431866 >>110446723

>WE WUZ SALAMANDERS AN SHIEEEETTT
>god empress of humankind
>chaos is Donald trump somehow
>Ad mechs are Republicans somehow
>about a stonk black woman IG rebeling aginst le evil opressors
>inquisitor Einhorn
>drowning in TAU wank and how they are the bestest, all the minorities leave the empire for the tau
>women primarchs who are stronger then all the boys
>story about helping innocent orks esacpe and relocate to terra , terra wont survive without ork doctors and engineers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 01 Oct 2019 23:49:20 No.110429677 Report

Quoted By: >>110430519

>>110429588
>terra wont survive without ork doctors and engineers
to be fair the orks have some of if not the best doctors and engineers. granted ork tech is fucking unusable by anyone not orky enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:01:09 No.110429870 Report

Quoted By:

>>110424605
Probably not. Itll be the same as the novels and other comics, more people will just notice because its marvel. If we're lucky we might finally get a show or movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:01:43 No.110429876 Report

Quoted By:

>>110426397
Emperor TTS, All Guardsman Party, and a few lore channels, Arch Warhammer, 40 Theories, and Luetin09 are a good start.
Once you've gotten through some of this, grab a book that isn't in the middle of a series.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:06:07 No.110429946 Report

Quoted By:

>>110426587
Sisters of Battle already exist. And at worst they just create some brand new female unit that shuts them up by being 'unique' but similar, keeping the lore intact.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:08:39 No.110429994 Report

Quoted By:

>>110425595
GW already did.

See Warhammer Adventures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:10:22 No.110430019 Report

Quoted By:

>>110424120
>>no killing rule
Marvel has Punisher..........

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:13:46 No.110430087 Report

Quoted By: >>110430174

>>110420438
Well, yeah.

40k was created by Rick Priestley as a parody setting.

Games Workshop had just lost the exclusive license to sell Judge Dredd merchandise, so they told Priestley to make a game to sell the leftover stock.

He mixed real history since he was an amateur historian and collaborated with guys with actual historical degrees on his projects with Dredd and Paradise Lost.

The kids who grew up with 40k and do not have any background and little interest in the political satire of the Thatcher era conservatives Dredd was based in nor the historical allegory just read the summary of Paradise Lost and removed most of the humor from recent 40k.

Its like if someone tried to turn The Tick into a serious setting.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:17:43 No.110430174 Report

Quoted By: >>110430251

>>110430087
As a side note, WarhammerFantasy, then known just as Warhammer, had been created the same way only a few years before by Priestley.

Games Workshop lost the rights to D&D and Glorantha, so they used Warhammer to rebrand the merch.

Both Warhammers were born out of the tabletop game equivalent of those packages of Chinese knockoff toys that have Shrek, Superman, Spider-man, and Pikachu in a team called “Super Justice Avengers”.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:21:08 No.110430251 Report

Quoted By: >>110430410 >>110431231

>>110430174
Is Warhammer cool? I love Dwarves and want to get into a new world

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:23:20 No.110430306 Report

Quoted By: >>110430561

AHEM
FUCK GAMES WORKSHOP
FUCK 40K
FUCK MARVEL
FUCK FURRIES
FUCK SKAVEN
FUCK CHAOS
FUCK AGE OF SHITMAR
AND MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL
FUCK FILTHY FUCKING KNIFE EARS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:27:33 No.110430410 Report

Quoted By: >>110430449 >>110430507 >>110430621 >>110431231 >>110432608

>>110430251
Fantasy is more generic then 40k but it still has interesting parts
>chaos is boring in fantasy, effectively being just a pervasive form of black magic
>generic elves, dwarves and wizards
>but also hordes of insane rat jews, mummies, vampires and dinosaur aliens

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:29:23 No.110430449 Report

Quoted By:

>>110430410
>dwarves

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:31:34 No.110430507 Report

Quoted By:

>>110430410
Sounds way more interesting than fuckin Space Marine wanking

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:32:03 No.110430519 Report

Quoted By: >>110430649 >>110431575

>>110429677

My favorite Fan theory is that the reason the Emperor is still around is because of the Ork’s belief that he’s a God so the Ork Psychic field makes him one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:33:40 No.110430561 Report

Quoted By:

>>110430306
So that leaves a few races
ARE YOU WIF DA "GREAT PLAN"
DEM BONEY GITS
DA STUNTIES
OR AR YA PROPPA ORKY FOR ORKTOBER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:35:50 No.110430621 Report

Quoted By: >>110430691 >>110430694

>>110430410
>chaos is boring in fantasy, effectively being just a pervasive form of black magic
You day that like Chaos is interesting in 40K.
>Muh Entropy, Muh end-all-be-all
>What, have representatives with actual character take the stage? Nah, we’re just gonna wank our boring Archaon Knockoff some more,

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:36:57 No.110430649 Report

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>>110430519
this got me thinking. if they where to use orks, they could get away with just about anything. female space marines? a humie's a humie not much difference about what they got down there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:38:43 No.110430691 Report

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>>110430621
It's funny, the most interesting traitor character, Fabius Bile, fucking detests chaos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:38:47 No.110430694 Report

Quoted By: >>110430776

>>110430621
i still say that if they brought back malal it would make chaos 2000% more interesting. having a chaos god of wanting to get rid of chaos is a really interesting idea. and could give us some really interesting characters

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:40:51 No.110430732 Report

Quoted By:

>>110422584
ok so...hear me out, i know this franchise is about big fuckers fighting each other in big armors and everyone killing each other but hear me out...
How about...we make the comics about a little 11 year old black trans girl as the leader?
i think fans will aprecciate it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:42:38 No.110430776 Report

Quoted By: >>110430829

>>110430694
They lost Malal because Games Workshop is fucking incompetent at Understanding THEIR OWN COUNTRY’S intellectual property laws.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:44:45 No.110430829 Report

Quoted By: >>110432661

>>110430776
well if disney gets buddy buddy enough with games workshop and decides to add them to their collection. i think they're gonna want the whole package.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:46:11 No.110430864 Report

Quoted By: >>110430905 >>110430915

So y'all are more concerned of them making 1 or two charecters gay over anything else?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:47:53 No.110430905 Report

Quoted By:

>>110430864
>implying fulgrim and slaanesh aren't omnisexual sex crazed maniacs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:48:20 No.110430915 Report

Quoted By: >>110430980

>>110430864
Yes
And don't call us "y'all" you fucking troglodyte

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:49:34 No.110430942 Report

Quoted By: >>110431057 >>110436289

>>110420173

>Chaos how its mean't be portrayed

You are stupid. Chaos is supposed to be a sweet and seemly thing but actually a horrible shit show. The Chaos gods use you as toilet paper, promising you bullshit but ultimately destroying your very person to replace you with a hollow husk of a shell. Chaos is fucking horrible, and its overtly fucking horrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:50:55 No.110430980 Report

Quoted By: >>110431032

>>110430915
you don't speak for the rest of all us folks

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:52:38 No.110431021 Report

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>>110419993
>based marvel is going to take a shitty edgylord setting and make it not shit
What's the issue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:53:11 No.110431032 Report

Quoted By:

>>110430980
shut up faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:54:18 No.110431057 Report

Quoted By: >>110431299 >>110436289

>>110430942
That had nothing to do with what he’s talking about. He’s saying Making Chaos the end all be all of the setting, when there are 5 other perfectly good and far kore interesting non-human factions in the setting is just wankery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:54:30 No.110431061 Report

Quoted By: >>110431093 >>110431754

>>110424325
>Orks

How many stories can you tell in which a group of orks decide to have a go at someone, fucking around and kill a bunch of stuff, then get blown up?

>Tau

Just watch avatar

>Eldar

Alright maybe interesting, I wish they did something other then "we are a sad dying race" with the eldar...maybe "yo we found a way to unfuck ourselves and remove slaneesh, lets start a golden dawn of eldar society"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:55:53 No.110431093 Report

Quoted By:

>>110431061
>Just watch avatar
I like how you can choose either Avatar you want to watch because they're both relevant to the tau

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 00:55:58 No.110431096 Report

Quoted By:

>>110424625

The metal men uprising disagrees

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:02:30 No.110431231 Report

Quoted By: >>110431272

>>110430251
>>110430410

Honestly, I see fantasy as the more interesting setting. Gotrek and Felix, Tecilis, Tyrion, Negash, all of these insanely interesting characters. The setting is not what makes a story interesting, its the characters. I would rather just say "this is elves and this is dwarfs, now here is some interesting dudes" Then have someone spend an entire book jacking my dick to tell me how trees are REAALLY MUSHROOMS BRO FOR REAL and ELVES ARE ACTUALLY LIKE, SMALL GREEN MEN WITH KNIVES FOR HANDS BRO..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:04:23 No.110431272 Report

Quoted By:

>>110431231
Agree, Age of Sigmar is pretty great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:05:36 No.110431299 Report

Quoted By: >>110431714 >>110431894 >>110432717 >>110436289

>>110431057

Chaos is the end all of the setting, it is literally the force that feeds on every single race. Orks serve Korne without knowing it, every race lusts and uses pain and violence thus serving slaneesh, all races plot, thus serving Tezeech, all races have diseases and atrophy, thus serving Nurgle. They are all fighting forces that are both concepts and realities. Sure the Orks are easy to deal with, as they are a full frontal assault. They are a clear present danger...but the creeping horror of the setting is CHaos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:08:03 No.110431343 Report

Quoted By:

>>110420336

Both require an intense amount of autism to enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:18:47 No.110431575 Report

Quoted By:

>>110430519
>Every single retcon and edition change happened because Orks started thinking as such and the OPF just made it a thing.
>Orks no longer having an indescribable need to wander off and fugg using their penises? OPF
>Becoming fungi? OPF
>Necrons turning into space we wuz kangz? OPF
Not gonna lie, it's a little hilarious to think that every change that's happened in the 40k universe is brought about by the orks without their knowing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:21:25 No.110431636 Report

Quoted By:

>>110426397
Here is how I did it. Read the Lexicanum entries on the emperor and a few races of your choice, read the Ciaphas Cain books, get excited then realize that the rest of the series is an unironic mess not worth getting into after digging a bit deeper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:24:16 No.110431714 Report

Quoted By: >>110431896 >>110432236

>>110431299
>They are a clear present danger...but the creeping horror of the setting is CHaos.
See that, that’s the kind of autism that makes Chaos such an insufferable faction. They can’t be fun like everyone else so they have make all these loopholes so the can be “technically immortal” to try and pretend that’s just as good as being entertaining.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:25:50 No.110431749 Report

Quoted By: >>110431896

>>110419993
why did they choose marvel, the light hearted one, and not DC, the gritty one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:26:01 No.110431754 Report

Quoted By: >>110431790

>>110431061
if you go with a group of ork freebooters attempting to just make as much teef as possible then you could tell a lot of stories by having them work for other factions like tryazn or the farsight enclaves to get shit done

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:27:28 No.110431790 Report

Quoted By:

>>110431754
Or an Ed, Edd, and Eddy parody with squigs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:30:30 No.110431866 Report

Quoted By: >>110431932 >>110440185

>>110429588
SJWs ain’t gonna touch shit. 40k is a stupid setting that they’d feel no interest in changing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:31:31 No.110431891 Report

Quoted By: >>110432170

>>110424453
Hulk is the Beast turned up to 11.
The Imperium literally does not have a weapon that could put him down for good. Add the concentrated WAAAGH field constantly boosting him due to the Orks believing he's just the strongest Ork ever and you have a threat that would legitimately cause the Emperor of Mankind to pause even at the height of his powers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:31:37 No.110431894 Report

Quoted By: >>110432278

>>110431299
This is why Chaos is a pussy. It has to cheat and feed on our emotions to be a threat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:31:50 No.110431896 Report

Quoted By: >>110432023

>>110431714
The same can be said to every faction.
>>110431749
The franchise is in desperate need of a larger and newer audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:33:47 No.110431932 Report

Quoted By: >>110431963 >>110431967 >>110432043

>>110431866
False, they've (read: you've) already come after Space Marines for being all male and Space Wolves for wearing fur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:35:04 No.110431963 Report

Quoted By:

>>110431932
You're just thinking of that one twitter screencap of a single woman at some gamedev jam that put female space marines in her game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:35:15 No.110431967 Report

Quoted By:

>>110431932
They’re not going to drastically change the setting, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:37:23 No.110432023 Report

Quoted By:

>>110431896
I don’t remember ever hearing About how the Tau’s “Greater Good” is actually the key to eternity, or that the Eldar were ever going to be great again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:38:03 No.110432043 Report

Quoted By: >>110432213 >>110445927 >>110447195 >>110452608

>>110431932
>already come after Space Marines for being all male
Is there a lore reason that they have to be all male? I don't really give a shit either way but gender seems like a pretty small deal in most factions.
>Space Wolves for wearing fur.
Okay this one I don't even believe. Somebody on /tg/ was fucking with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:40:16 No.110432099 Report

Quoted By: >>110432133

>>110424453
>Not lopping off the weak, pathetic flesh and replacing it with a new, superior mechanical arm that probably also shoots lasers or has extendo blades or something

Should've made a servitor out of him ages ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:41:38 No.110432133 Report

Quoted By: >>110432148 >>110432275

>>110432099
Flesh and Metal must intermingle to obtain true harmony. One cannot truly replace the other.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:42:30 No.110432148 Report

Quoted By: >>110432252

>>110432133
Shut up Land, you’re dead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:43:06 No.110432170 Report

Quoted By: >>110432793

>>110431891
>The Imperium literally does not have a weapon that could put him down for good.
Literally a vortex grenade
>Hulk is the Beast turned up to 11.
The Hulk is SHIT compared to the Beast

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:44:44 No.110432213 Report

Quoted By: >>110432338 >>110433814 >>110445927

>>110432043
It’s mostly “Muh geneseed” reasons. Although Emps would probably try to find a way to create female astartes if he had the time... or his body back. Because that equals bigger recruitment pool.

See, this is another thing Battleroids have over Astartes: You only need a fresh corpse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:45:37 No.110432236 Report

Quoted By: >>110432613

>>110431714

>Chaos cant be fun like everyone else

Your definition of fun is not everyone elses definition.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:46:18 No.110432252 Report

Quoted By: >>110432613

>>110432148
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:47:16 No.110432275 Report

Quoted By: >>110447257

>>110432133
>Trying to make do with useless, crippled, soft flesh when you can simply remove it, replacing it with sleek, efficient, superior metal and bring yourself closer to the Omnissiah

Do you even Admech?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:47:23 No.110432278 Report

Quoted By: >>110432382 >>110432650

>>110431894

Being as chaos is born of emotions, you seem to not understand the setting or the army at all. It is meant to represent the worst of intelligent life, emotions given to excess and taken to extreme.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:47:57 No.110432290 Report

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>>110419993
I want a comic about a Termigaunt who is the runt of litter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:49:46 No.110432338 Report

Quoted By: >>110432417 >>110433690

>>110432213

>Never heard of the sisters of battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:51:10 No.110432379 Report

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>>110422584
Didn't realize how dark 40k was. I'm referring to skin tone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:51:14 No.110432382 Report

Quoted By: >>110432488

>>110432278
I know. But it has us at a stalemate because it’s leeching off of basic things that everyone does.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:52:35 No.110432417 Report

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>>110432338
SOB are not Astartes

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:55:35 No.110432488 Report

Quoted By: >>110432529

>>110432382

Its hardly a stalemate, Chaos is winning. For every traitor world the Imperium exterminates it creates another. The crushing oppression that a hive world creates breeds humanity looking for any escape, and thus chaos grows stronger.

The only thing Chaos is losing against, is the hole in the warp, the tyranids...and perhaps the necrons, who have had plans for how to defeat chaos forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 01:57:21 No.110432529 Report

Quoted By: >>110432611

>>110432488
Well, yeah. I guess that’s the case. But chaos is still basically cheating by leeching off of our emotions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:00:31 No.110432608 Report

Quoted By: >>110432678

>>110430410
Fantasy is only generic because everyone copied it.

Literally any green orc or goblin in fiction comes from WFB.

Of course WFB itself was mostly ripoffs. But unique in its alterations. After all, only Tolkien and D&D preceded it in modern fantasy fiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:00:34 No.110432611 Report

Quoted By: >>110432712

>>110432529

LOL they are not cheating, they are emotions. They cant cheat, they have to have human vessels to fight, daemons cant manifest without humans, and if they do its for very short periods of time. They are as limited in power as space marines, but they always have a constant flow of traitor legions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:00:36 No.110432613 Report

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>>110432252
Arkan Land. Guy who thought they Emperor was the Omnissiah and that having your implants look like and blend into flesh was the way to go. He’s the reason the Land Speeder is called so despite the fact that it floats above the land.
>>110432236
Just because you think powerlevel piss fights are fun doesn’t make it true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:02:06 No.110432650 Report

Quoted By: >>110432702

>>110432278
>Being as chaos is born of emotions, you seem to not understand the setting or the army at all.
The setting was crazy assholes fighting crazy assholes
>meant to represent the worst of intelligent life, emotions given to excess and taken to extreme.
And yet all the people who write it are concerned with is whether it “wins” or not, rather than actually doing anything interesting with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:02:37 No.110432661 Report

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>>110430829
No, Malal is owned by the two creators of Judge Dredd, who split the character’s rights.

So you need both of them to sell it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:03:24 No.110432678 Report

Quoted By: >>110432815

>>110432608
What? Most orcs and goblins come from Tolkien and D&D like you said, which in turn took them from old Germanic and Slavic folklore

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:04:40 No.110432702 Report

Quoted By: >>110432870

>>110432650

>Doing anything interesting with it

You again are going by your definition of interesting. The plight of a suffocated guardsman on a doomed world looking at a hellish fight against an Ork Warboss who suddenly calls out to any force to save him and gets an answer is pretty fucking interesting to me. Or the concept that the chaos gods are so torn up by duality that they not only cant win, but cant lose, is interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:05:21 No.110432712 Report

Quoted By: >>110432741 >>110432766 >>110432794

>>110432611
Let’s say Chaos suddenly couldn’t feed on our emotions, and nothing else happens. What happens then?

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:05:36 No.110432717 Report

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>>110431299
Chaos was 100% stolen from the writing of Moorcock, other than what makes Moorcock Chaos interesting which is that it is blissfully unaware of its own impending doom because it destroys itself by winning.

Warhammer Chaos fucking sucks. It was supposed to always be expanded, but the Malal fiasco made them fire Tony Ackland and never take risks with letting authors make radical additions again.

Which is why Ackland owns GW’s collective balls forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:06:41 No.110432741 Report

Quoted By:

>>110432712
The Aristocrats! By which I mean Age Of Sigmar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:07:44 No.110432766 Report

Quoted By:

>>110432712

More then likely? The eye of terror would close and they would stop having a concern with the 40k world. But that is like saying "what happens if sharks couldn't breathe under water anymore, huh? Pretty boring!" Well they would fucking suffocate and stop being sharks..

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:08:43 No.110432793 Report

Quoted By: >>110432886

>>110432170
All that does is drop Hulk into the warp, at which point he can have a teamup comic with that one grey knight trapped in the warp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:08:44 No.110432794 Report

Quoted By: >>110432839

>>110432712
If Chaos can't feed on emotions, it doesn't exist because there are no emotions left because the Necrons or the Tyranids have destroyed everything.
The Warp is emotion. It is a separate, but intertwined reality made of the emotions and thoughts of every living being in the galaxy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:10:02 No.110432815 Report

Quoted By: >>110432845 >>110432952 >>110433099 >>110434537

>>110432678
Tolkien’s were Mongolian-looking manfolk. D&D’s were just short pig men.

Anytime an Orc has any of the following, it comes from Warhammer Fantasy:
Large body
Green skin
Red eyes
Tusks

Warhammer was also the first setting to make them stupid. Tolkien’s are smarter than humans, they just don’t make things of beauty because they don’t value it. D&D ones had the same intelligence as human bandits, and were encountered interchangeably with them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:11:05 No.110432839 Report

Quoted By:

>>110432794

This

The warp is an alternate dimension that forms shit based on the minds/emotions that feed on it. The enslavers were the first thing to emerge from the warp, even before the chaos gods. They were drawn to the emotions/life of creatures in the 40K universe. Its a hell created by our own imaginations and our own feelings. A god out of the machine so to speak.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:11:30 No.110432845 Report

Quoted By: >>110432960

>>110432815
Oh damn, you have a point there. Good shit anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:12:35 No.110432870 Report

Quoted By: >>110432923 >>110433107 >>110433127

>>110432702
>The plight of a suffocated guardsman on a doomed world looking at a hellish fight against an Ork Warboss who suddenly calls out to any force to save him and gets an answer is pretty fucking interesting to me.
“ Abloo bloo, muh Grimdark universe” is melodramatic and trite.
>Or the concept that the chaos gods are so torn up by duality that they not only cant win, but cant lose, is interesting.
Except you haven’t been keeping up with recent Lore because now thanks to the new “Chaos is multiversal despite each setting having a different Warp” bullshit destroying the setting counts as a victory for them because they still would go on somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:13:16 No.110432886 Report

Quoted By: >>110432908

>>110432793
In 40k lore Kaldor Draigo fell to Slaanesh, and the Fantasy cameo was expanded into him training warriors to fight Chaos because his mind is too simple to be manipulated and too arbitrarily belligerent to be predicted.

Plus, Chaos gets wanked so hard that even before falling, Draigo would fight Daemons who resurrect giggling the moment his back is turned, and smash crystal fortresses which then mend themselves better than before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:14:23 No.110432908 Report

Quoted By: >>110433098

>>110432886
>In 40k lore Kaldor Draigo fell to Slaanesh
Since when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:14:55 No.110432923 Report

Quoted By: >>110433170

>>110432870
>“ Abloo bloo, muh Grimdark universe” is melodramatic and trite.

Sorry if its not your thing, can I offer you mass effect? A bunch of globalhomo shit fag fuckups come together to save the galaxy from a threat that doesn't make a fucking lick of sense...more your stride perhaps?

>Except you haven’t been keeping up with recent Lore because now thanks to the new “Chaos is multiversal despite each setting having a different Warp” bullshit destroying the setting counts as a victory for them because they still would go on somehow.

Chaos is multiveral...its always been multiversal...what do you think the warp is?

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:16:00 No.110432952 Report

Quoted By: >>110433039 >>110433045

>>110432815
>>tusks
>>D&D orcs had tusks in 77

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:16:31 No.110432960 Report

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>>110432845
To be fair, green skin and red eyes was just them bullshitting that “These are totally branded Warhammer Orc minis, not just the miniatures we made for other settings that told us to fuck off forever” and the size increase only came about because of the confusion about 28mm and 32mm Heroic scales between sculptors and artists just going “fuck it” and rolling with it.
The tusks are odd. You’d think they came about when they were D&D pig Orcs, but they didn’t. They just kind of appeared later. Not sure when.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:19:41 No.110433039 Report

Quoted By: >>110433217

>>110432952
You know I thought pig orcs was just a Japanese thing. Learn something new every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:19:51 No.110433045 Report

Quoted By: >>110433097

>>110432952
That’s pigs with tusks. Not gorilla-looking men with tusks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:21:57 No.110433097 Report

Quoted By: >>110433131

>>110433045
Whatever

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:22:00 No.110433098 Report

Quoted By: >>110433150 >>110444387

>>110432908
Lore blurb. Great knight stuck in the Warp falls to the beauty of Slaanesh in the guise of a little boy.

Some have taken it instead as a Bretonnian Grail Knight from WFB, since Draigo had that cameo in Fantasy were they also didn’t refer to him by name, and unlike the Fantasy cameo the knight that falls to Slaanesh isn’t described with sci fi weaponry.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:22:02 No.110433099 Report

Quoted By: >>110433126 >>110433772

>>110432815

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:22:28 No.110433107 Report

Quoted By: >>110433268

>>110432870
>“ Abloo bloo, muh Grimdark universe” is melodramatic and trite.
Then why are you even bothering with 40k, the setting that created the very term "Grimdark"?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:23:03 No.110433126 Report

Quoted By:

>>110433099
though they were goblins to be fair

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:23:04 No.110433127 Report

Quoted By: >>110433195

>>110432870
Go fuck yourself. He already admitted that interests are subjective, but you've gotta sit here acting like you're King Shit. You're like an ex I had, minus the ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:23:12 No.110433131 Report

Quoted By:

>>110433097
Alright, fair point.

In my head it was different, but reading my post it seems you’re right and I’m an idiot.

So I apologize for contradicting you on a very loose technicality.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:24:06 No.110433150 Report

Quoted By: >>110433794

>>110433098
>Great knight stuck in the Warp falls to the beauty of Slaanesh in the guise of a little boy
>to the beauty of Slaanesh
>as a little boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:25:11 No.110433170 Report

Quoted By:

>>110432923
>Baww! Why don’t you appreciate intricacies and nuance of my genericly evil edgelords?
Wow it’s almost like a reducing a perfectly good factional Wargame setting into a staging ground for the shallowest teenager-tier interpretation of human nature and futility makes for a shittier setting as a whole.
>Chaos is multiveral...its always been multiversal...what do you think the warp is?
Literally different in both of the GW’s settings, with different entities and interpretations of the existing ones between them? Are you retarded?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:26:25 No.110433195 Report

Quoted By: >>110433299

>>110433127
Indulging your terrible interests drags the rest of the setting down with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:27:46 No.110433217 Report

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>>110433039
Pig orcs and dog kobolds were how they were depicted in old d&d editions. Japan only got the old ones for the longest time and not the newer editions were kobolds were little lizards and orcs big green people. Which is where those fatanasy tropes in jap media came from.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:28:25 No.110433233 Report

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>>110428390
MGM currently owns the franchise. They previously announced a trilogy of reboot movies with Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin back in charge, but after the mediocre box off performance of Emmerich's last movie (the Independence Day sequel) that plan seems to be on hold.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:30:10 No.110433268 Report

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>>110433107
Because 40k being Grimdark used to be an excuse to have insane over the top shit happen without getting to attatched to people or car about the consequences, rather than to harp on about how everything is shit because futility is poignant or whatever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:31:59 No.110433299 Report

Quoted By: >>110433415

>>110433195

>IT drags the rest of the setting down!

To what, exactly, and what in your objectively refined taste is superior to it?

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:33:37 No.110433326 Report

Quoted By: >>110433409 >>110433488

I think the primarchs should stay in the 30k era and not continue to get reborn in 40k. It completely changes the tone of the materiel for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:34:55 No.110433351 Report

Quoted By: >>110433394 >>110433409

>>110420139
>I mean, 40k lore is already such a dumpster fire that jokes about how bad it is have themselves become part of the joke.

As an actual 40k fan, outside of Primaris shit, this statement is a lie. 40k and 30k lore are currently in a fuck-awesome place with a lot of story building happening.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:37:20 No.110433394 Report

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>>110433351
>Primaris shit

That's a funny way of saying alpha legionnaires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:37:55 No.110433409 Report

Quoted By: >>110433487 >>110433702

>>110433326
Agreed. They worked best as figures of legend.

>>110433351
I've mostly been blinded by my rage at Primaris. What else is going on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:37:59 No.110433412 Report

Quoted By: >>110433631

>hurr durr, Warhammer is a comedy/parody!

Ok, like during Rogue Trader era...for like a couple years, in the 80s.

It's been srz bzns Grim Dark since like 1992.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:38:07 No.110433415 Report

Quoted By:

>>110433299
>To what, exactly,
To being nothing more than a dollhouse for the sort of people who think “Chaos is inevitable because emotions cause chaos” is the pinnacle of writing, where every other faction and their goals and motives has to take a seat before Chaos’s ultimate eternalness and lack of stakes
>and what in your objectively refined taste is superior to it?
Actually being a factional fucking wargame setting where everything is up for grabs, anyone can screw over anyone, and everyone gets a fair shot at their endgame to or work toward their goals without such shallow favoritism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:38:29 No.110433424 Report

Quoted By: >>110435609

>>110424625
Dark Age of Technology

https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Age_of_Technology

A.I.'s Bad!!! Creating Robots that ain't Servitors is a quick way to get killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:41:43 No.110433487 Report

Quoted By: >>110434858

>>110433409
The worst part about the Primarchs is they make the Horus Heresy feel small. It doesn't feel like an Imperium-wide civil war, it feels like 18/19 dudes fighting each other, occasionally with their little squad of bros backing them up. They steal all the oxygen from the story. I know people shitpost about the HH books essentially being capeshit but they have a point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:41:45 No.110433488 Report

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>>110433326
It does change it, but not that much.
The Horus Heresy was a story of betrayal and coming to terms with that.
The current era with the return of the Primarchs is much the same as the previous, but now all those titans of myth are walking again. For every glimmer of hope you get from Guilliman rising from his sleep, it gets beaten back down by the destruction of Cadia and the return of the Traitor Primarchs to the Materium.
Everything's been amped up, but it's all still relatively even.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:48:52 No.110433631 Report

Quoted By:

>>110433412
we don't know how many levels of irony we're on

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:48:55 No.110433632 Report

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>>110422584
To be fair the very first thing that happened in the book was the girl almost getting her skull caved in/gangraped by a bunch of hivers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:51:49 No.110433690 Report

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>>110432338
They don't have the geneseed, just the power armor. Makes them more hardcore though, since they're fanatics to a distrubing degree and awesome for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:52:46 No.110433702 Report

Quoted By: >>110433751 >>110433876 >>110443887

>>110433409

I'll give ya a few

>Emperor is sending the Legion of the Damned/Unliving Legion almost everywhere, also channeling his energy through human vessels on the battlefield, ect. Dark Gods have noticed and confirmed he's up to something/making moves again. Saved Rowboat from Morty.

>Eldar God of Death Yvraine is finally born, most of Eldar society not really that cool with it, as it spells their doom.

> Fabius Bile is seeding world with his "new men" that are designed to replace stock humanity. It's such a problem that even Abbadon the despoiler has decreed they all be destroyed on sight.
>Fabius Bile Part 2: Found an intact, perfect clone of Fulgrim. Got tired of it. Traded it to Trazyn the Infinite for a stock of pure Emperor's Children Gene Seed.

>Hints at enslavers returning, possibly with the new Psychic Awakening event.

>Tau have a Bajoran Worm...."Warptide Nexus" that goes halfway across the Galaxy for the 4th sphere expansion. Their auxiliary races psychic potential has possibly birthed a God of the Greater Good. Nurgle is currently pushing in their shit at the Nexus. 4th sphere Tau have gone "Imperial" and distrust Non-Tau.

>Lorgar on a crusade of sorts. Guilliman decides to read the Lecticio Divinatus to see wtf it's about (while also not really being a fan of the Ecchlisiarchy, but can't deny his dad is something else now).

Honestly, there's a lot going on atm.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:55:10 No.110433751 Report

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>>110433702
based Fabulous Bill

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:56:12 No.110433772 Report

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>>110433099
Huh. Forgot them.

Can’t find any notes about why they had that design. Reminds me of the art of Brian Froud though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:57:16 No.110433794 Report

Quoted By:

>>110433150
Yep.

Now, the author may have thought “in an eternal dimension of horror, something innocent to trust”.

But yeah. It reads as pedo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 02:57:59 No.110433814 Report

Quoted By: >>110433867 >>110433873 >>110445927

>>110432213
The Emperor originally wanted a future without the need of Astartes. Why would he make them able to reproduce?

Also, the geneseed reason is 100% a reasonable argument. The Geneseed also has bits of the Emperor's genetic code, and it will only work on males. The Emperor also believes in the purity of the human form, so ripping the genetic sequence out of a woman and replacing it with another for the 0.000000000000001% chance they could become an astartes is fucking stupid. Also, this would thematically also ruin the Monestary/Monk/Brotherhood vibe of the Marines.

I think it is better to focus on the Femininity of the All Pure Female Sisters of Battle, and maybe giving them upgrades instead.

No, I do not believe there should be tranny SoB's or Astartes. That's what Rogue Traders and Slaanesh are for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:00:43 No.110433867 Report

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>>110433814
Weren't the sisters of battle originally created as a loophole in some Ecclesiarchy law?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:01:00 No.110433873 Report

Quoted By: >>110434057

>>110433814
But the only factor between male and female is the Y chromosome, which itself causes other things to happen.

As far as biology goes, it should work the opposite way. Something would require a female because it would only function in the absence of a Y.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:01:04 No.110433876 Report

Quoted By: >>110433912 >>110434003 >>110443887

>>110433702
>Emperor is sending the Legion of the Damned/Unliving Legion almost everywhere, also channeling his energy through human vessels on the battlefield, ect. Dark Gods have noticed and confirmed he's up to something/making moves again. Saved Rowboat from Morty.
What changed that allowed the Emperor to be more proactive?

>Eldar God of Death Yvraine is finally born, most of Eldar society not really that cool with it, as it spells their doom.
Wasn't it supposed to be called Ynnead or something and only show up after they all died?

> Fabius Bile is seeding world with his "new men" that are designed to replace stock humanity. It's such a problem that even Abbadon the despoiler has decreed they all be destroyed on sight.
I like that. What's different about the New Men?

>Fabius Bile Part 2: Found an intact, perfect clone of Fulgrim. Got tired of it. Traded it to Trazyn the Infinite for a stock of pure Emperor's Children Gene Seed.
...Isn't that like trading a cow for a truckload of milk?

>Hints at enslavers returning, possibly with the new Psychic Awakening event.
Finally!

>Tau have a Bajoran Worm...."Warptide Nexus" that goes halfway across the Galaxy for the 4th sphere expansion.
Great! I always felt it was a shame sticking them at the kids' table in their one little region of space.

>Their auxiliary races psychic potential has possibly birthed a God of the Greater Good.
wat

>Lorgar on a crusade of sorts. Guilliman decides to read the Lecticio Divinatus to see wtf it's about (while also not really being a fan of the Ecchlisiarchy, but can't deny his dad is something else now).
Interesting... The Word Bearers have always been like my third-favorite Traitor Legion, so it's nice to see some action for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:02:55 No.110433912 Report

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>>110433876
>Great! I always felt it was a shame sticking them at the kids' table in their one little region of space.

They actually gave them an even smaller table in 8th. They used to be able to skip across the Warp, getting to superluminal speeds but still a fraction of true Warp travel. Now they're basically stuck at sublight speeds without the wormhole.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:04:24 No.110433941 Report

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>>110433912
God damn it.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:07:27 No.110434003 Report

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>>110433876
>Wasn't it supposed to be called Ynnead or something and only show up after they all died?
That's right, Yvraine is Ynnead's high priestess, kind of, and Bobby G's Eldar Waifu.
>..Isn't that like trading a cow for a truckload of milk?
Not if his clone can't produce Geneseed.
>wat
Yeah, they made a ship that can go deeper into the Warp then they've been going and it went about how you'd expect, they got stranded and were about to be eaten by daemons before their god, who as I recall was blue skinned, multi armed, and had five fingers, tore a hole back to realspace for them to escape through.
So all the Gu'evesa or whatever they're called are generating enough psychic noise to make a fledgling god.
Imagine what all of Humanity is doing to the Emperor.

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>>110433873
I mean, the setting does need Fish Speaker equivalents.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:13:56 No.110434144 Report

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Alright ya gitz, shut yer trapz. Itz story tiem. Dis'ere iz one of da greatest storyz evah told.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:17:50 No.110434214 Report

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>>110434003
>That's right, Yvraine is Ynnead's high priestess, kind of, and Bobby G's Eldar Waifu.
Ah, okay.

>Not if his clone can't produce Geneseed.
Then it's not a perfect clone, right? Or were the Primarchs not the original source for the Legions' geneseed?

>Yeah, they made a ship that can go deeper into the Warp then they've been going and it went about how you'd expect, they got stranded and were about to be eaten by daemons before their god, who as I recall was blue skinned, multi armed, and had five fingers, tore a hole back to realspace for them to escape through.
>So all the Gu'evesa or whatever they're called are generating enough psychic noise to make a fledgling god.
>Imagine what all of Humanity is doing to the Emperor
I mean, I could see it being maybe a greater daemon... Hrm.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:21:03 No.110434277 Report

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>>110433912
Figures.
I feel like the Tau are brimming with potential if GW were to embrace the collective of alien species united under one banner angle instead of treating them like every non-smurf/non-Chaos faction and gimping them at every opportunity.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:22:00 No.110434296 Report

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Da end. Should I do another amazin' tale?

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:23:15 No.110434322 Report

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>>110434214
>Or were the Primarchs not the original source for the Legions' geneseed?
They're involved somehow, but recall that the primarchs were spirited away from the Genelabs while they were still infants. Even if a Primarch can generate geneseed like a rank and file marine. there wasn't a chance to get any.
Yet when each of them were found, there was already a full legion of marines for each of them.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:24:23 No.110434351 Report

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>>110434296
Sure, especially if you have more non-imperial focused stuff.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:31:07 No.110434487 Report

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Zog me, I missed a page. Heres page 7.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:33:51 No.110434537 Report

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>>110432815
>Mongolian-looking manfolk

Nah.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:35:00 No.110434556 Report

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Alright boyz, heres another amazin' story. Hold on to yer buttz.

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>>110419993
I heard of talk the main big discord banned people for hating this? Anyone got any proof of it?

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:46:07 No.110434756 Report

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>>110434665
there some stuff floating about but don't have the caps.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:47:39 No.110434792 Report

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>>110434487
>Zog me, I missed a page. Heres page 7.

We'll be 'aving a court of enquiry about this!

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:49:00 No.110434817 Report

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And dat ends another breath takin' story.

>>110434351
>Sure, especially if you have more non-imperial focused stuff.

I know its an imperial story, but I always suggest that people look into the "Titan" story from 40K. Its a long comic about a guy that becomes the "pilot" of a titan, and its all about the crew and their adventures piloting their giant titan going from world to world in giant battles. Its totally different from your standard 40K space marine wanking story, and deals with alot of cool situations.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:51:15 No.110434858 Report

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>>110433487
because fundamentally that's what the horus heresy IS. 18/19 dudes fighting each other occasionally with their little squad of bros backing them up (although by little squad of bros i mean legions of genetically enhanced supersoldier 'sons').
its called the horus heresy. horus was a primarch, of course it's about primarchs.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:53:39 No.110434906 Report

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>>110434817
That does sound fun. I take it this was before the all grimdark all the time era?
As long as it isn't spes muhrin wank or a "man, being a guardsman sure is grim and dark" story I am fine with Imperium stories. I am just really tired of those sub-classes.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:56:20 No.110434971 Report

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>>110434906

The Titan books remind me more of Star Trek than 40K. Up to you if thats a good thing or a bad thing. Alot of the book is just the crew talking back and forth on the bridge, trying to figure out how to overcome problems and defeat some enemy forces or a huge enemy titan, and the captain having to go deal with dimplomatic situations with the Imperiums bureaucracy bullshit inbetween fights.

> I take it this was before the all grimdark all the time era?

Sort of. I mean its still grimdark, but at least to me its way more interesting than alot of other 40K stuff.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 03:59:37 No.110435044 Report

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>>110420139
>I mean, 40k lore is already such a dumpster fire that jokes about how bad it is have themselves become part of the joke.

40K "lore" was always created to be an over the top edgelord bullshit parody, like Judge Dredd. Its fans are genuinely too stupid to get the fucking joke.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:01:13 No.110435079 Report

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>>110434906
There's always been plenty of banter-only 40k productions. Just look at the Ciaphas Caine books, which are literally just Flashman in space.

Personally, I don't quite see the panic about Marvel being justified. They've done plenty of their own grimdark shit before.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:08:27 No.110435213 Report

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>>110434858
I get that, it's a Greek mythology thing where the gods turn on each other and the world suffers for it. It's alright in its' own context, and plenty of the individual books avoid it, but bringing it into the 40k setting is a bad idea. I like that in 40k, the God Emperor is a corpse and all the benevolent demigods are missing, leaving weak, frail enhanced humans to stand against untold monsters from beyond. There was a whole Fisher King aspect to it that I really liked.

I'm worried it's going to turn into the Roboute Guilliman Show Featuring The Primaris Marines.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:10:30 No.110435251 Report

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Id post the Titan comic myself here because its a cool story, but I cant find any online sources for it. All I have is the actual book. Could anybody else story time the first chapter or whatever you feel like posting?

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:16:03 No.110435347 Report

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Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiit I found a source to post. Its a long ass comic, so I'll just do the first chapter or two.

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>>110435347
Awesome, thanks man.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:32:36 No.110435609 Report

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>>110433424
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Legio_Cybernetica

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:33:02 No.110435615 Report

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>tfw in the lore the Titans are supposed to be nimble and agile like Mobile Suits but because of tech heresy the Imperium is basically using them at their lowest possible capacity

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:35:10 No.110435641 Report

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>>110424744
>The AdMech are just fine with anyone who would challenger their undisputed monopoly on all things technical. Its not like they, ha ha, execute guardsmen that know how to fix their own vehicles for "tech heresy".
The Admech don't have the authority to execute guardsmen

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:35:20 No.110435644 Report

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>>110419993
I remember one beautifully drawn comic about a chase through the Warp. I don't remember the title but goddamn marvel will never shit out anything that holds a candle to it.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:36:38 No.110435658 Report

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>>110420107
>the furry jacking off
Depressed kek

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:37:18 No.110435674 Report

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>>110420336
slaanesh and abhumans exist

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:40:40 No.110435720 Report

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>>110424809
Unironically it's good that it's dead. GW isn't adding anything to it any more.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:43:31 No.110435765 Report

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>>110424261
>How long would Captain America last in the IG trenches against a Chaos Invasion?

Depends on what they're up against, I guess, and whether the author liked Captain America.

It's not like Cap never killed a Nazi in the WW2, you know. He did. He got the job done. He didn't enjoy it, he didn't relish it, he didn't do it more than he had to, but he did it.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:46:09 No.110435805 Report

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Big tiddy eldar gfs for all so declares Guilliman

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:46:55 No.110435815 Report

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>>110435805

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:46:57 No.110435816 Report

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Thats the first two chapters. Like I said its a long comic. Id recommend getting the collected edition book if you can. They put out an edition that collects all the titan volumes into one book.

The next chapter deals with the crew heading back to base finally and having to deal with bureaucratic shit as the higher ups try to kick Hekate out of the Titan to find a proper replacement and him trying to prove in court hes worthy of the position.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:48:31 No.110435840 Report

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>>110435213
>I'm worried it's going to turn into the Roboute Guilliman Show Featuring The Primaris Marines.
like that's a bad thing

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:49:38 No.110435855 Report

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>>110434003
>humans that switched sides to the Tau made a fucking god for them on accident
That's honestly kind of awesome

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:49:37 No.110435856 Report

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>>110435840
I bet you like Battle for Azeroth.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:49:46 No.110435857 Report

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>>110435840
It isx

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:52:48 No.110435909 Report

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>marvel making a squirrel girl-like series with daemonettes
I'm starting to wish guns were legal in my country

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 04:52:50 No.110435910 Report

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>yfw fallout is now a competitor in tabletop

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>>110435910
>bethesda expands into tabletop
>tfw miniatures clipping thought table
>tfw bethesda managed to break reality itself

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:02:48 No.110436062 Report

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>>110419993
like a 6 maybe?

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>>110435815

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:09:00 No.110436173 Report

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How about some 40kino? Its Space Marine wankfest, but its a GOOD wankfest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bgi5STRe8E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-MteECxZUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfGPMJ8A0QY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMGRa4_UjE4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2B6de1Geks

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:16:04 No.110436275 Report

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>>110419993
>Gimme some of Marvel’s current talent making books set in that universe. Get Donny Cates writing a Vampire Counts comic. Jason Aaron doing some Space Marines shit. Al Ewing writing the life story of Gazghul Thraka. I am geeking out like a motherfucker over here.
If the average 40K fan is like this guy i guess there's nothing for them to worry about.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:16:45 No.110436289 Report

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>>110430942
>>110431057
What I mean is that despite all the bad rap that Chaos gets there is also posetiv things to it. Tezeech does represent hope, Nurgle is nature, there is no justice without Khrone and slaneesh represents joy and expressiv freedom.
>>110431299
>Orks serve Korne without knowing it,
>Implying Gork and Mork would allow that

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>>110420107
Kek
Someone read my mind

FPBP

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>>110435658

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrJVZZLv2GE

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>>110436349

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:29:41 No.110436445 Report

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>>110435609
Those aren't programmed with artificial intelligence, those are robots driven by brains that have been cloned and lobotomized.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:31:33 No.110436473 Report

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>>110436405

Its the source of that webm of the Black Templars slaughtering furries.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:33:25 No.110436507 Report

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>>110436473
Oh I know. And I'm sure the payoff is grand. But I just can't stand the sight of such flagrant heresy that surely sets up the final satisfying slaughter.

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>>110436507

They Exterminatus the furry world at the end, so all is good Brother!

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>>110426032

They do. They have been fucking humanity up the ass for thousands of years so they are experts on the subject.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:42:37 No.110436627 Report

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It's The Mouse. So it will be PG13 as worst. The Imperium will be portrayed as the good guys. Except for a few mustache twirling dicks.

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>>110436544
>sacrifice and vengeance in the space of seconds
Beautiful

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>>110426233

Better than the dr. Aspira route.
>MC is a prominent maverick in some skill or another.
>Events work so as to have her constantly be a bad fellow or trusted friend to every and any group in the setting.
>Her geeking out of one person or another somehow stops people who would kill her outright.
>She also is good at everything as established in her skillset at the beginning of the comic.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 05:56:03 No.110436778 Report

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And thats the last page because the guys making this stopped doing it. They also made Buttlord GT, which is an amazing DBZ parody comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 06:03:18 No.110436838 Report

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>>110425056
Thor doesn't have a no kill rule and unlike Marneus Calgar he can knock Abaddon to the orbit so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 06:06:57 No.110436868 Report

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>>110420107
....Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 06:14:13 No.110436933 Report

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>>110424787
Fantasyfags are filled with scallies.
Not much better than furries

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 06:26:05 No.110437053 Report

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>>110422584
i read the one on the left
everyone that is not a child dies including the people on the cover. and they die inglorious painful deaths. And there is a scene where the middle kid calls a Tau a dirty nigger and kills him. This shit is pretty brutal in just the right way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 06:30:29 No.110437103 Report

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>>110422584
Are they still making these?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 06:46:54 No.110437255 Report

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>>110436838

Well there you go. He'd do fine. I assume he's past even a Primarch's power since he can tank hits from the Hulk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:11:17 No.110437464 Report

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>>110424502
tau are for people who likes Star trek and need their believes validated by fiction.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:13:44 No.110437478 Report

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>>110428483
felinids are catgirls

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:54:58 No.110437860 Report

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>>110435979

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 07:58:33 No.110437889 Report

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>>110428320
/pol/ warned you for years and you didn't listen

Cope harder cuckboi

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 09:31:54 No.110438734 Report

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marvel + 40k is gonna be gold

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 11:39:12 No.110439754 Report

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best chapter master

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 11:46:55 No.110439857 Report

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>>110427020
When the heck is Bruva Alfabusa going to introduce more jojo characters into the show?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 12:10:25 No.110440111 Report

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>>110427520
Link please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 12:16:40 No.110440185 Report

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>>110431866
Ahahaha, no. They already are trying to put female space marines into the game and lore, they think Slaansmesh is anti-LGBT, Khorne is a parody of antifa goons, chaos cultists are an anti-semite propaganda piece, and orks are refugees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 13:55:28 No.110441481 Report

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>>110424502
But that's Tau superpower
In a grimdark batshit world they have the power of common sense

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 13:59:30 No.110441545 Report

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>>110441481
>power of common sense
>Dark Eldar "cultural exchange"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:01:10 No.110441561 Report

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>>110436868
>>110436349

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:06:24 No.110441628 Report

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>>110441545
Don't be obtuse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:10:44 No.110441695 Report

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>>110419993
nice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:14:29 No.110441753 Report

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>>110441481
>they have the power of common sense
>attempted Warp travel without a gellar field

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:14:53 No.110441763 Report

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>>110420173
The supreme god of Chaos is Orange Man Bad

guy !pRqJctqU3c

guy !pRqJctqU3c Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:25:54 No.110441907 Report

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>>110419993

when did this thread get here

>>110420107

i call this animation 'new blood'

>>110420139

yea chaos is the best

*hums a bit and wonders *

obviously i'm too serious to joke

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:27:51 No.110441934 Report

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>>110441753
>found a way to travel a warp without getting mindfucked

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:32:06 No.110441986 Report

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>>110420336
>>110420336
Felinids a cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:41:21 No.110442113 Report

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>>110424453
>Hulk be considered a threat equal to that of "The Beast"
Not even close, World war hulk is about equal to Ghazghkull. So very strong but the Beast was the Apex of the Orkz

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:42:47 No.110442136 Report

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>>110441934
You don't know shit about 40k.
Tau ships had something called Slingshot drives which allowed them to "skim" the surface of the Warp to allow FTL travel. This actually was safer than normal Warp travel but it was slow as fuck. That's the real reason why the Tau empire is only a mole hill in Guilliman's backyard.
When the Tau finally figured out how to make a real Warpdrive core for their Fifth Sphere Expansion, they didn't think to also include the gellar field "because daemons aren't real and can't hurt you". Turns out daemons are real and they really want to hurt you. Tau are shitty targets for Chaos because of their weakass souls but their human auxiliaries are worth pursuing. They only reason why they didn't all die is because they were saved by the psykic manifestation of the human's interpretation of the Greater Good.
And then they landed smack dab in the middle of Death Guard territory.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:43:29 No.110442146 Report

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>>110441545
says the guys that are asking the Dark Eldar to fix the golden throne for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:46:09 No.110442183 Report

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>>110442136
>And then they landed smack dab in the middle of Death Guard territory.

big oof on their part.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 14:56:20 No.110442311 Report

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>>110441986

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 15:01:35 No.110442415 Report

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>>110442136
Faggot. Nothing I said contradicted that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 15:17:58 No.110442709 Report

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>>110442415
You're about as woefully ignorant about Warp travel as the Tau are.
Slingshotting is a safe form of FTL. It's not good enough because it's slow as shit. You'd think after reverse engineering Imperial Warpdrive cores, the Tau would have noticed that the gellar fields are also an important piece needed to travel. But nope, religion isn't real. Daemons and psykers are just superstitious bullshit, m'gue'vesa. The Greater Good makes me absolutely euphoric.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 16:23:42 No.110443887 Report

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>>110433876
>>110433702
>>110434003
Keep in mind that this CLONE has All of the recent memories of his original, INCLUDING the original regret, and he hates chaos.
Also the new setting may be hiting not a Eldar vs Slaanesh conflict with the Phoenix stuff, but also Fulgrim vs Clone Fulgrim Which means that ynnead may become one with the clone to Defeat Chaos Fulgrim and deal a huge blow to the She Who Thirsts
The problem is how Guilliman will react to the Purified clone of his Brother, who is a better person than the original, and one who hates chaos

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 16:50:43 No.110444356 Report

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>>110442136
Jesus, why did the Tau suddenly become retarded instead of naive?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 16:52:10 No.110444387 Report

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>>110433098
So yeah its not confirmed at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 17:00:33 No.110444512 Report

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>>110435609
They stoped being used after the HH, and fully mechanical units have only just started to pop up agian.
The robots used currently have no innate intelligence and require a specialized tech priest to be effective. Otherwise they will just continue to perform their last orders/combat style untill destroyed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 17:05:48 No.110444594 Report

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>>110420107
I guarantee you it will be much worse

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 17:08:55 No.110444643 Report

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It'll be hard to top the Saddest Bolter comic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 17:19:49 No.110444840 Report

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>>110419993
Maybe they can continue the stories from Warhammer monthly?
I remember it just suddenly stopped when Stern faced a god damn Culexus and that Titan party was stranded on some jungle world. I would really like to see the conclusions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 17:54:20 No.110445480 Report

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>>110424261
>>110424359
>>110424453
>Hulk becomes a warboss and ushers in the largest WAAAAAGH!! the galaxy has ever seen or will ever see
I keep tossing my money at them but nothing is happening!!

>>110442113
>World war hulk is about equal to Ghazghkull
So Ghazghkull can cause global earthquakes and threaten to shatter entire continents by merely taking a single step forward? Fuck off with your ignorance

Cagalli Fanatic

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Cagalli Fanatic Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:00:29 No.110445578 Report

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>>110419993
>marvel gonna fuck up 40k
LMAO! We all know Marvel can only improve 40K.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:03:37 No.110445657 Report

Quoted By: >>110446053

Magnus. Did. Nothing. Wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:15:04 No.110445927 Report

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>>110432213
>>110432043
>>110433814
I'm personally of the opinion that the 2 missing Primarchs and their Legions were the Emperor's attempt at making female Astartes work but for some reason or another he declared it a failure and simply shelved them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:19:08 No.110446019 Report

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>>110419993
SÓYHAMMER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:20:12 No.110446053 Report

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>>110445657
In trying to do nothing wrong, he did everything wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:25:18 No.110446192 Report

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>>110445480
>So Ghazghkull can cause global earthquakes and threaten to shatter entire continents
Yes Ghazghkull has headbutted warp rifts closed and beated super-Mawloc's

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:25:52 No.110446205 Report

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>>110446053
>made an honest to Emperor mistake when he broke Big E's webway, and was tricked into doing it even
>goes off to sulk in his tower when it was clear Russ wasn't going to take him or his Legion alive
>instead of going down fighting and denying Chaos another Astartes Legion, he bitches out and makes a deal with Tzenntch to save his skin and his men
He may not have truly been at fault, but at the same time he didnt do anything to try to rectify the situation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:49:38 No.110446723 Report

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>>110429588
>Implying SJW rewrites aplenty

Found the right wing Grognard. Dude, whatever they do won't change your precious SPESS MARINES, so don't sweat it. It's not as if they're rewriting the Codices (again,) so you're under no obligation to buy and read the books. Move on, and enjoy whatever you want to enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 18:58:16 No.110446923 Report

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>>110446723
No anon. There might be a black Astartes in one panel or a lady with B-cup breasts and I need the world to know how angry that makes me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:11:26 No.110447195 Report

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>>110432043
PETA went after them a year or so ago for the fur. It's really hilarious that they called out the fur in the art and miniatures of the Space Wolves. Aside from a press release or two nothing came of it.
>Inb4 "There are no wolves on Fenris."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:13:34 No.110447257 Report

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>>110432275
He's only 11. Give a few more years of service to the Omnissiah. He'll surely be rewarded for his devotion in due time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:19:46 No.110447397 Report

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>>110447195
>PETA
Oh now it makes sense though I am surprised they picked such an obscure target.
I don't even think most SJWs take PETA seriously. Those people are fucking cartoons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:27:00 No.110447573 Report

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>>110447195
Actually Matt Ward wrote something
https://twitter.com/thetowerofstars/status/826052983565799424

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:30:36 No.110447671 Report

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Threadly reminder that Angels>Wolves

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:32:57 No.110447731 Report

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>>110447671

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:38:42 No.110447885 Report

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>>110435079
Seconding the Caiaphas Cain books. He's conniving, selfish, always out for himself first and foremost, and rather less fervent than the typical Emperor-Botherer type of Commissar, but his typical luck lands him in the thick of it anyway. I'm sure if you look into his genealogy far back enough you'd find the surname "Blackadder" popping up with surprising regularity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 19:58:59 No.110448344 Report

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Remember the time when an Inquisitor made a pact with a dark eldar cabal to send a homunculus to holy Terra and see if he could fix the golden throne?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 20:04:00 No.110448447 Report

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>>110422584
Because WarHammer is not only edgy but also thematically dark. This is a world where life is worth nothing, Space orcs are cronemberg monstrosities, Marines are mutant giants bred for battle and things are impossible huge while making the common folk impossible insignificant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 20:10:12 No.110448557 Report

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>>110424120
The fuck you talkin about you, almost everyone kills in the marvel universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 20:41:51 No.110449185 Report

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>>110447573
>Matt Ward responding to PETA

Cripple fight!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 21:16:59 No.110449921 Report

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>>110420595
>We da heroes
Ork Kommisars would be pretty cool though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 21:22:15 No.110450021 Report

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>>110423210
nothing more the heads of GW has already done to themselves already

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 21:27:40 No.110450129 Report

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>>110419993
>Wah, muh marlel!

As long as Dan Abnett is still hanging around at Marvel, chances are they'll just crap out a Gaunt's ghosts or Eisenhorn adaptation.

Guaranteed Sororitas series, if not, we riot.

Probs some kind of 'dirty dozen' style series for AoS to 'showcase the setting'.

It's not gunna be that bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 22:17:58 No.110451147 Report

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Not bad at all.

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 22:19:38 No.110451186 Report

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>>110419993
>AGP comic adaptation never ever

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 22:22:38 No.110451245 Report

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>>110435805
>>110435815
>>110436082
>Eldar
Yawn. Wake me up when Blueberry Pie is on the menu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 22:30:55 No.110451408 Report

Quoted By: >>110451497 >>110452203 >>110452302 >>110456908

why is being gay a bad thing in 40k

for fucks sake the amount of people that is sent to the grinder every day and every year guarantees the vast majority of people aren't made through the traditional pure, loving marriage of one man and one woman. these fucks are vat grown and have memories imprinted into them to serve an indifferent imperium. and dont pull that slaaneshi bullshit arguement, the one that goes "oh degenerate, pleasure from the bum is bad and you worship a degenerate tranny god". shaanesh is the god of excesses of all, corrupting all. you can not be for real to say the single, immune relationship from the god of drugs, sex and rock and roll is the one you deem to be normal and right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 22:34:36 No.110451497 Report

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>>110451408
>these fucks are vat grown and have memories imprinted into them to serve an indifferent imperium
Only Kriegers are allowed to be Vat grown, and they still have to raised naturally

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 23:11:21 No.110452203 Report

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>>110451408
It depends on the planet really while it does happen that way in some planets it's not actually the norm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 23:16:37 No.110452302 Report

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>>110451408
>these fucks are vat grown and have memories imprinted into them to serve an indifferent imperium
That's just plain wrong and also silly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 23:22:54 No.110452411 Report

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>>110436289
>”Chaos is the Ultimate. It is all the awfulness of the galaxy, condesned and personified!”
>wow what a childish faction of one-dimension edgelords and melodrama
>”W-wait they also have other aspects! I swear!”
Reminder that the Old Ones didn’t have Warp God bullshit in their era and got on just fine.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 02 Oct 2019 23:33:16 No.110452608 Report

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>>110432043
>Is there a lore reason that they have to be all male?
yes, that the great old ones from their earthly dimension made warhammer 40k in the 80s instead of the 2010s.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 00:04:22 No.110453126 Report

Quoted By: >>110455685

>>110452608
Try the sisters of battle. There are lots chicks in the game

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 00:05:24 No.110453149 Report

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>>110452608
Get your sigmarine bullshit out of here

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 00:35:25 No.110453700 Report

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>>110439857
Santana (Santodes) got properly introduced in March so now we have all the Pillar Men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ZvvprhWZo&t=12m54s
Who's next? Maybe Me, Dio!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 00:36:31 No.110453721 Report

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>>110419993
warhammer will always be gay with or without marlel

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 00:50:55 No.110454020 Report

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>>110428320

>Warhammer 40k
>didn't think it could be touched by such evil

Anon, it's a sci fi series describing the inevitable demise of imperialistic, xenophobic, cult fearing and somehow cult oblivious, filthy monkeys by space horrors because they keep worshipping a fucking corpse so much. If the Emperor ever tried to reincarnate, the entire Empire would fall before the new guy reached 10 years old. This was then taken up by /pol/ as their flagship as to why being a Stormnigger is the "true path". If you didn't expect further sheer degeneracy, I don't know what to say.

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 00:52:26 No.110454042 Report

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>>110443887
>fulgrim vs clone fulgrim
take my fucking money this instant

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 00:55:01 No.110454098 Report

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>>110454042
>Fulgrim's name is The Palatine Phoenix

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 01:01:25 No.110454231 Report

Quoted By: >>110454611 >>110454797

>>110440111

Look up Blood and Thunder. Its a good read. I like that the Warboss Gorgutz has a collection of exotic squigs. He rides around on top of his gargant with his fancy officers hat, feeding his fancy squigs.

I love it when 40K books show that Orks arent just drooling, raging retards and have things like different personalities, top notch banter, and hobbies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 01:18:12 No.110454549 Report

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>>110454098
clone fulgirm or regular fulgrim?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 01:20:56 No.110454611 Report

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>>110454231
>Gorgutz never got his wings after Soulstorm
>Instead came back with an even bigger robot Arm
I’m just imagining that Scene where Buzz tries to fly, only to fall and Break his arm, but with Gorgutz instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 01:23:17 No.110454664 Report

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>>110454549
OG Fulgrim, but this also Applies to the clone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 01:30:13 No.110454797 Report

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>>110454231
marvel should make a comic series focused on a group of orks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 01:45:19 No.110455059 Report

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>>110448447
>cronemberg monstrosities
>we iz da orkz daka daka boom boom we h8 da ummies.
'cronemberg monstrosities' hahahahaha

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 02:14:32 No.110455685 Report

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>>110453126
It's not enough for some people. I mean the majority of blanks if not all human blanks are female. No complains.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:06:55 No.110456790 Report

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>>110437255
Most of the Primarchs could beat MCU Thor in a straight fight.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:10:52 No.110456871 Report

Quoted By: >>110457412

>>110454042
>Guilliman's reaction when he sees this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:12:31 No.110456908 Report

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>>110451408
>why is being gay a bad thing in 40k
The Imperium is large enough that there are only three constants of planetary rule:
1. Worship the God-Emperor.
2. Pay your taxes.
3. Give your psykers to the Black Ships for processing.
Being gay is punishable by death on some planets, and perfectly fine on others. The same is true of eating choco-rations. The same is true of wearing a hat on the Feast of the Emperor's Ascension.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:14:42 No.110456959 Report

Quoted By: >>110456990 >>110457025 >>110457113 >>110457203

>>110425056
>>110436838
>>110437255
>>110456790

What's gonna be an issue for MCU heroes like Thor is dealing with the speed of some of the top Tier 40k fighters. Primarchs and some space marines move so fast the Human eye can't keep track of them. I normal person would just see a blue blue if they saw Guilliman fighting at peak performance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:15:45 No.110456990 Report

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>>110456959
*blue blur

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:16:50 No.110457018 Report

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You fuckers meme-ing that Dr. Doom was the Big E made it actually fucking happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:17:06 No.110457025 Report

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>>110456959
Cue Jaghatai laughing in bike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:20:54 No.110457113 Report

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>>110456959
>>110456990
now i cant stop thinking of guilliman talking like sonic the hedgehog and wearing sunglasses

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:24:58 No.110457203 Report

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>>110456959
Also, that's without even getting into what psykers can do.

Mephiston himself could solo half the X-men just by looking at someone and making their blood explode.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:34:49 No.110457412 Report

Quoted By: >>110457465

>>110456871
>is fulgrim fighting himself or is alpharius just playing tricks on me again

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:37:10 No.110457465 Report

Quoted By: >>110457498

>>110457412
>Cato, prepare our forces to attack Fulgrim.
>Which one, my lord?
>Yes

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:39:01 No.110457498 Report

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>>110457465
im guessing that if clone fulgrim does get to fight og fulgrim it will be because tryazn decided to fight fire with fire, or fulgrim with fulgrim in this case

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 03:44:19 No.110457591 Report

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>>110434537
It's true. Orcs were based on the "least loving aspects of mongolian types"

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Anonymous Thu 03 Oct 2019 04:32:42 No.110458368 Report

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>>110436778
The last panel is art.

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