>>110214115Daron Nefcy goes to the bank and gets around 2000 pennies a week, (and yes the tellers look at her weirdly) then when she gets home Bobby shoves them all up her ass.
That's when its time to hit the convenience stores. She usually runs in sometimes and buys a bottle of water to mask her activity, but more often than not she goes straight to the take-a-penny tray and drops in 5 or 10 pennies.
After that it's time to give back to the homeless (she lives in California so there's no shortage), she drops in about 50-100 ass pennies to each cup and they always thank her so kindly so she's well known with this community.
She does this every day of the week and her husband Bobby helps her too most of the time at the end of the week when she's outta change. Here's the kicker: she's been doing this for 14 years; there are 52 weeks in a year, that's 104,000 pennies.
After 14 years this number jumps to 1,456,000 pennies. If you live in the Pacific Northwest and have bought something with cash there's big odds you've held one of Daron Nefcy's ass pennies.
In her entire career that means right now in current U.S. circulation there are over 1,450,000 pennies that have have been lodged in her asshole.
Her ass is a personal minting machine. if you were to play her life at 50x speed you would see pennies flying into her ass and into the hands of the Californian people.
