>>110183432My Dear Legion: I, Lexandros Luthorverse, have finally attained an omnipresent conciousness as well as a multiuniversal projection. I am, as a matetr of fact, in the minds of many creatures, from many plants, from vast universes, yet I am also here, speaking directly to you through a single channel, a minuscule task akin to the air particles that are blown away when one breathes. Do not be alarmed, for I do not plan to slave the very concept of sentience, nor make existance awareness cease to be. My schemes are much, MUCH bigger, but I digress.
What truly matters is that thanks to Meatwad and his rather genius idea of a taco eating contest, we were able to buyback the old headquarters from the Russian Mafia, Refrain from making deals with them ever again.
For now, start training and beautifying yourself. The Ultimate Contest of Mr. and Ms. Legion will be upon us very soon.
Luthorverse out.
