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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 04:49:50 2019 No.110076764 View Reply Original Report

(puts hand on your shoulder)
...
Hey

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 04:50:54 No.110076781 Report

Quoted By: >>110080666

>>110076764
Then you slip this Molly in her drank

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 04:51:32 No.110076789 Report

Quoted By: >>110078023

Why did he want to fuck Miles

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 04:52:10 No.110076796 Report

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>>110076764
What was his deal?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 04:52:59 No.110076812 Report

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>>110076764

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 04:54:35 No.110076836 Report

>>110076764
So real talk: how do you escalate things with a woman, moving towards sex? I honestly don't know and haven't ever tried with anyone I just met before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:22:16 No.110078023 Report

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>>110076789
Because uncles
I wanna see him rape the kid

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:35:14 No.110078171 Report

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>>110076764
Does that work lads

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:36:10 No.110078180 Report

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>>110076836
Faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:40:15 No.110078224 Report

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>>110078180
Based and definitely not a virgin

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:41:18 No.110078236 Report

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>>110076836
trial and error

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:42:25 No.110078247 Report

>>110076836
Try your best anon. and then fail because there is no way life can work for you. Why would you even believe that a woman would be interested in us? All we do is sit inside and make shitty crafts for a living. Why on earth would anyone every want to be with you for more then one second, especially because your brother is so much cooler. Trust me anon the universe has decided that I will not pass my genes and I have die ok with it, but I'm not and will never be. Tell me anon do you sometimes lay awake at night wanting to finally bite the bullet that sends you to paradise everlasting but you are too much of a pussy to do it and you don't wanna disappoint your mother ? If you are don't worry I'm the same way. You just have to grin and bare the shitty parts of life and hope that one day you will be lucky enough for an 18 wheeler to hit you in the face finally making we as repulsive as we believe we are. Just grin and bare it anon and hope that our ancestors aren't looking at us utterly disappointed at the unfuckable mongoloid we are.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:43:44 No.110078262 Report

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>>110076836
See >>110076764

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:44:40 No.110078275 Report

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>>110078247
Anon... are you ok bud?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:45:34 No.110078293 Report

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>>110078247
The only reason you’re a virgin is because you won’t let yourself get laid. It’s all your fault, nobody else’s and it’s within your power to better your life. The ugliest fuck I’ve ever known in my entire life had sex with every hot chick I knew in college. Flat chested Asian girls, big hipped blondes, petite emo girls....EVERYONE. You have the dick that can pierce the heavens anon, believe in the me who believes in you! Be the ugly bastard in the doujinshi of your life!

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 06:46:14 No.110078303 Report

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>>110078247
Dude I didn't need this shit today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 07:14:35 No.110078553 Report

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>>110078247
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 07:32:54 No.110078711 Report

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>>110076836
With someone you just met? That's tricky. Personally I recommend a strong, but soft rope and access to a confined space she can't easily escape or be heard. Fair warning, you will have to keep her captive after this or kill her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 07:45:06 No.110078806 Report

Quoted By: >>110085594

>>110076836
Learn BDSM and ask them if they want to get tied up.

It's very sexual.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 07:46:50 No.110078823 Report

Quoted By: >>110079847 >>110080006

>>110076764
Is he the most bro /co/ uncle there is, ignoring the whole murderous villain thing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 10:44:11 No.110079847 Report

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>>110078823
The fact that (this version) of Aaron refused to kill Miles makes him even more of a bro.
He wasn't a good person, but he was a decent uncle. Well, he did almost kill Miles a few times but that's neither here nor there.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 10:55:00 No.110079896 Report

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>>110076764
Okay
Lets do this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 11:20:11 No.110080006 Report

Quoted By: >>110134629

>>110078823
The fact that he isn't a douche to Miles like he is the comics makes him a lot more likable. Movie Aaron is a good uncle who encouraged Miles to be creative and follow his own path in life.
Also the scene where he finds out that he's been out to kill Miles is heart breaking, the look on his face is priceless.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 11:21:15 No.110080016 Report

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>>110076764
I'm sure that works, but what if you're white?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 11:25:14 No.110080044 Report

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>>110076764
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY POOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 11:29:50 No.110080073 Report

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>>110076836
Just be yourself

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 11:35:22 No.110080101 Report

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>>110078293
>Be the ugly bastard in the doujinshi of your life!
i am disturbed

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 11:37:02 No.110080106 Report

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>>110078247

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 11:39:25 No.110080123 Report

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>>110076836
Just don't act like an autistic kid and don't look for just sex if you want anything meaningful.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 11:49:18 No.110080195 Report

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>>110078247

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 12:04:24 No.110080278 Report

Quoted By: >>110080328 >>110080684

>>110076836
I’m told you have to lay your feelings out from the outset so she doesn’t think you just want to be friends

A lot of girls don’t realize that you’re approaching with romantic intent and get upset when they learn you’d like to date and or fuck them. You gotta tell them that you want to do that at the start

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 12:04:29 No.110080279 Report

Quoted By: >>110080567 >>110082663 >>110137210

>>110076836
Are you looking for a relationship or a hookup? For a hookup use dating apps and be clear that it's what you want, nobody likes being lied to. For a relationship look for a friend first, worst case scenario you get someone to practice social skills on and will build a social circle which will make meeting new people much easier, and you will be less clingy if you have others to talk to. Asking someone you barely know out can work but it's a lot more likely that you won't be compatible at all and it will either end fast or end in drama. Meeting people who are compatible is actually pretty rare if you consider how few people with similar interests, age and worldview live reasonably close, so you have to meet many people until it works out. It's a numbers game whether you want a hookup or something serious, most won't be interested for various reasons and even less will be while barely knowing you. There are no shortcuts except luck, people who find relationships easily learned how to do it at some point but their relationships rarely last long. Remember that nobody is perfect and both you and the other person will have to change a little bit over time, so you both have to be willing to change and learn to be better people.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 12:12:12 No.110080328 Report

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>>110080278
If she can be interested then it's better to wait until she knows you at least somewhat. With rare exceptions if someone is telling you that they only see you as a friend it means you never had a chance and it's just a way to say it gently. Most people have a hard time being blunt about things like that. That said there are always exceptions, sometimes life changes and gets in the way and some people can pull off that sort of pickup conversation really well. But if you're here chances are you are not a master of charisma and in those cases being cautious will be better.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 12:42:29 No.110080540 Report

Quoted By: >>110080724 >>110107437

>>110078293
If this aint the fucking truth, last night i watched a vid of some dwarf dude talking about dicking girls down, this also goes for myself aswell, i had so many missed opportunities in high school to do get some Play, i dont even look bad yet i cant get the girl tht i want is cause my confidence and shyness. If i overcomes those 2 things i swear i could be mega chad...

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 12:45:58 No.110080567 Report

Quoted By: >>110080844

>>110080279
How the fuck am I supposed to make friends at all as an adult, let alone female ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 12:48:13 No.110080585 Report

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>>110076836
Be the best version of yourself and believe that you can actually become that person. Also Snipperclips.
Thank you based Nintendo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 12:52:04 No.110080608 Report

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>>110076796
He's the physical embodiment of 90's gangsta rap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4mUvop0NoM

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 12:57:10 No.110080643 Report

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>>110078711
>access to a confined space she can't easily escape or be heard
Isn't just getting her there enough? The implication will do the rest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:00:38 No.110080666 Report

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>>110076781
>Have I ever told you about Jell-o Puddin' Pops?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:04:47 No.110080684 Report

Quoted By: >>110080799 >>110080844 >>110080908

>>110080278
>A lot of girls don’t realize that you’re approaching with romantic intent
Don't listen to this faggot.
They know.
They only "get upset" when they no longer have access to your beta buxs... and although they've been using you for free shit and as an emotional crutch, remember that YOU'RE the bad guy for going through all the steps were told you were supposed to in courting them.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:09:45 No.110080724 Report

Quoted By: >>110082647 >>110085277

>>110078293
>>110080540
This, no excuses

NSFW https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1568725714589.webm

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:20:05 No.110080799 Report

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>>110080684
Git gud

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:21:18 No.110080807 Report

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>>110078293
Okay and how do you do that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:25:00 No.110080844 Report

Quoted By: >>110080878 >>110080885 >>110093165

>>110080567
Online games, forums, yes even 4chan occasionally, not everyone here is a psychopath though all the normal people I know or knew from here stopped using the website years ago, conventions, local D&D, Warhammer and other groups. Find something you're interested in and find a place where people talk about it, in person or online and just take part in the discussion without sperging too much. Don't expect to make great friends immediately, the more places you hang out in the better your chances of meeting people you get along with, and the more people you know the more you can pick who you actually enjoy talking to and who you only talked with because you didn't have any other options. Some of those people will be women because despite what all the gay fantasy enthusiasts tell you there's a lot of them in almost every hobby. I actually know more nerdy women than men though it's not by a huge margin, some of them are just as asocial as you are.
>>110080684
Then stop giving people free shit you retard, talk to people who don't expect anything from you. Or do you give surprise gifts that were neither asked for nor wanted and she felt obligated to accept out of politeness? Because that's something I've seen happen multiple times. For all the whining about feminists who are offended if you pay for them I see a lot of people whine about having to spend money on women.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:28:54 No.110080878 Report

Quoted By: >>110081186 >>110111934

>>110080844
>Then stop giving people free shit you retard, talk to people who don't expect anything from you.
You're right, but for the wrong reasons.
You shouldn't spend ANY money on a woman you're not sleeping with. No free drinks, no free dinners, no nothing. If they ask if you'll buy them a drink, you ask if they'll sleep with you. If the answer is anything other than "yes", you're wasting your time.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:29:43 No.110080883 Report

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>>110078247
>Just grin and bare it anon
I'm trying, but I'm not sure how long I can keep it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:30:02 No.110080885 Report

Quoted By: >>110080959 >>110080969

>>110080844
How do you meet people at conventions?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:30:36 No.110080891 Report

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>>110076764
>cancels you for sexual assault and tells the police that you literally raped me

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:30:56 No.110080892 Report

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>>110080195
I'm unsettled with how accurate this picture is.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:32:36 No.110080908 Report

Quoted By: >>110080933

>>110080684
>and although they've been using you for free shit and as an emotional crutch, remember that YOU'RE the bad guy for going through all the steps were told you were supposed to in courting them.

spoken like a true incel. But for real, don't try to be her friend, the sooner you let them know you want a relationship the chance of you getting friendzoned decrease. Yeah, you might shoot your shot and fail ,but thats life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:35:23 No.110080933 Report

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>>110080908
Luckily I figured that out sooner than later; but that's the kind of shit men are told "to do to get a gf".
It's not really any surprise such awful advice makes them end up shooting everyone.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:37:19 No.110080944 Report

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>>110076836
>falling for the 3DPD meme
Nah mate

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:38:15 No.110080959 Report

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>>110080885
make small talk. The game/arcade corner is decent because it personal though its also filled with nbeckbeards and autismos. talk to people in the 3ds pile if they look functional, also having a 3ds helps in this situations (do people still bring 3ds to cons, i havent been in a few years). Chat to the people your standing next to as you wait for the con to open.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:38:58 No.110080969 Report

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>>110080885
There's always a board game room, that's a good place to join a group of people and talk about things with them though it's easier if you already have a friend with you because you won't feel left out if they refuse and you can invite others to join you and it's much less awkward if you already have someone to play with. People in charge would probably help you find a group if you said you wanted to play something but didn't have anyone to play with. Sometimes there are areas for people just hanging out or resting. If you see people talking loudly about something you have an opinion on they generally won't mind you joining their discussion, just don't overdo it. Discussing whatever is being talked about at a panel during breaks or slower times with people sitting next to you usually works. All the friends I made at cons were flukes and not repeatable but if my dumb asocial ass could do it then it means that as long as you go there and try to talk to people there's a good chance you will succeed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:40:36 No.110080988 Report

Quoted By: >>110081129

>>110076836
Start with hand holding

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:51:17 No.110081129 Report

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>>110080988
Hand holding? BEFORE sex!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 13:56:47 No.110081186 Report

Quoted By: >>110081551

>>110080878
Do women you barely know often ask you to get them things? Do you give people this advice about Nigerian prince offering them money too? No shit you shouldn't buy things for people who are obviously trying to get something from you. How dumb do you have to be to think that someone mooching off you or just plain scamming you cares about you in any other capacity at all?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 14:25:58 No.110081551 Report

Quoted By: >>110081674

>>110081186
>How dumb do you have to be to think that someone mooching off you or just plain scamming you cares about you in any other capacity at all?
Most men growing up.
Where the fuck do you live where you weren't told that you shouldn't pay for everything on a date?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 14:26:12 No.110081556 Report

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>>110076836
You coming HERE for relationship advice?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 14:35:31 No.110081667 Report

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>pull out money clip with a fifty in it
>chuck it as far as I can away from myself
>book it in the opposite direction

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 14:36:06 No.110081674 Report

Quoted By: >>110082025

>>110081551
Offering to pay for dinner, which you don't even have to do and if you hate paying for anything then it's a good way for you to find women who would rather pay for themselves, is different than showering someone with gifts wanted or not. If you think that gettign someone things will make them like you then congratulations, you can now realise that you can skip all the middle steps and just pay for a hoe because it's going to be just as genuine. If you want to find a genuine relationship then find one that doesn't revolve around money. If you're retarded enough to think throwing money will make someone be into you then you will keep trying to date shitty people who want to exploit that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:00:15 No.110082025 Report

Quoted By: >>110082312

>>110081674
Your a cunt for acting like it's some sort of manipulative thing on the part of the man, and not the woman.
Men are told from the second they begin noticing women, from every angle of society, that they should buy women drinks, and dinners, and flowers, and jewelry, because that's how you court women.
PUAs, by the same token, are demonized, because not only do you not have to waste your money like that, but their techniques will actually get you laid. It might not work with every girl, but if it works 1 our of every 10 times, then using it ten times a night will get you laid literally every night, instead of wasting months or years on a single roastie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:06:37 No.110082142 Report

Quoted By: >>110137822

>>110076836
Treat women as potential new friends rather than a goal to be conquered. Be confident and try to get to know them as a person, to see if you like them and would enjoy being with them. If you both find each other attractive this can quickly lead to sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:06:54 No.110082150 Report

Quoted By: >>110112571

>>110076836
how old are you anon? just for the record. because that question depends on your age.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:13:25 No.110082312 Report

Quoted By: >>110082352

>>110082025
And you're illiterate for reading that I said it's manipulative. Most people were also told not to have sex before marriage but they ignore that, yet you can't ignore being told that getting a girlfriend is the same process as getting a hoe just with items instead of cash? Use common fucking sense and look for someone who will agree with you on the way your relationship should work. If you want a hoe then find one, stop pretending you want a relationship it will be much easier if you approach the right person with the right method. Anything else is you acting like a retard and blaming everyone else for it. Are you trying to find a date for yourself or are you trying to fuck all the people who gave you the advice? You're the one who wants to find someone, use your brain to figure out what type of a person you want instead of using everyone else's opinion and then blaming them for misleading you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:15:01 No.110082352 Report

Quoted By: >>110082383

>>110082312
>Most people were also told not to have sex before marriage but they ignore that, yet you can't ignore being told that getting a girlfriend is the same process as getting a hoe just with items instead of cash?
man you're retarded
at this point it's questionable you even know what a girlfriend is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:16:42 No.110082383 Report

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>>110082352
You're a miserable lonely person and you will remain that way forever unless you look inwards instead of outwards. Stop projecting, it just makes you look more pathetic.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:27:47 No.110082616 Report

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>>110076836
Well Aaron isn't wrong, physical contact (in non-sexual places) is an important step, as are the looks you give that person being somewhat suggestive (when appropriate). An opening should materialize at some point for a kiss to seem appropriate, go for it.
Alternatively if you're an autist who's shit at non-verbal, you find polite ways to tell her she's hot and you want to bang her.
Note that this is to escalate as you asked, implying you already frequent that person platonically, not a way to open with a woman you don't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:29:02 No.110082647 Report

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>>110080724
Based Manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 15:29:45 No.110082663 Report

Quoted By: >>110084871

>>110080279
I want a relationship but with lots of good, kinky sex.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:07:08 No.110084871 Report

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>>110082663
Don't we all anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:22:37 No.110085277 Report

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>>110080724
Wat does this mean ?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:33:42 No.110085514 Report

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>>110078247

Cagalli Fanatic

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Cagalli Fanatic Tue 17 Sep 2019 17:37:17 No.110085594 Report

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>>110078806
This, or cake. I like cake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 18:07:30 No.110086213 Report

Quoted By: >>110088228

>>110078247
survival of the fittest

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:49:16 No.110088228 Report

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>>110086213
That's how ER's get started anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 19:53:14 No.110088298 Report

Quoted By: >>110126344

>>110078247
Stop living my exact life. Next you'll mention that your brother has a bastard child that he is trying to force his mother to care for so he can ignore it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 20:04:02 No.110088518 Report

Quoted By: >>110088996 >>110093096

Tfw no friends or romantic interests because I'm a wagie, and all my coworkers are twice my age or kids.

Wake up, go to work, come home, slerp, repeat.

I wanna kill myself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 20:24:18 No.110088942 Report

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>>110078293
>Be the ugly bastard in the doujinshi of your life!

I want to print this out and frame it.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 20:26:32 No.110088996 Report

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>>110088518
I cope with hobbies that require you to learn like say instruments, language and so on. You'll find a friend one day anon. I have and I still feel empty out of jealousy and fear for romantic relationships. Surprisingly, I'm bordering on alcoholic dependence yet I still manage to keep meself disciplined.

If you want a head start, go /fit/. It just works.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 20:27:53 No.110089026 Report

Quoted By: >>110090459

>Expect some racial arguing or cuckposting
>Get /r9k/-lite
Well it's an improvement.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 21:32:24 No.110090459 Report

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>>110089026
At least there aren't any traps trying to get fucked in every goddamn thread here.

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 22:44:02 No.110092034 Report

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>>110085277
If you're a dwarf then you have to be THIS dwarf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 23:33:43 No.110093096 Report

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>>110088518
Just do it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 23:34:43 No.110093117 Report

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>>110076764
...wanna Sprite Cranberry?

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 23:34:55 No.110093124 Report

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>>110078247
Dude, I had to stop myself from reading that. I'm depressed and aimless as it is

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Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 23:36:37 No.110093165 Report

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>>110080844
Good advice. Just rough if you're already living in the absolute middle of nowhere.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 23:44:45 No.110093380 Report

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>>110080195
Literally me.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:31:44 No.110094583 Report

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>>110078247
LMAO

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:32:34 No.110094598 Report

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>>110076764
I fucking hated this movie, anyone else agree with me?

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:35:01 No.110094653 Report

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>>110078247

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:35:26 No.110094663 Report

Quoted By: >>110094702

>>110078711
yeet

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:36:32 No.110094698 Report

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>>110094598
I was annoyed more than anything, if they didn't pair miles and gwen I wouldn't have actively hated it. But even then the script was meh, it was just a rehash of he lego movie. I would've preferred a movie that actually utilized petes extensive supporting cast rather than just a toy jamboree

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:36:42 No.110094702 Report

Quoted By:

>>110094663

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:44:56 No.110094911 Report

Quoted By: >>110095012 >>110095014 >>110118854 >>110128783

>Just started college
>Barely any girls in class above 6/10
>All either old, or fat, or plain or butterfaced
>Literally one that sticks out is qt Advisor, who I don't even see that much anymore since I switched majors
>Barely talk to anyone besides this dude I knew in high school
>Can't stop thinking about this chick who's still in HS but I have no idea how to reach because she doesn't have any social media
>Only lead is that we're some sort of in law or something through my cousin
>Beyond that I barely even KNOW any other girls
Will it get better, bros?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:48:24 No.110095012 Report

Quoted By: >>110095314

>>110094911
I don't know dude, talk to people in class go to some school functions and shit. You're life remains unfocused and lonely because you allow it to. A wise man once said "College is where nerds go to get laid" so find one of those 6/10 chicks and go to town

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:48:28 No.110095014 Report

Quoted By: >>110095666

>>110094911
Maybe don't go judging everyone by appearance right off the bat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:50:10 No.110095057 Report

Quoted By: >>110107723 >>110110912

>>110076836
This one time at my friends birthday party, I didn’t say a single word to her sister and when we both got hammered and it was time for bed she crawled up next to me and we just fucked right then and there

the next day I got her to drive me home and when she said that she had a really good night I just said “yeah have a good one” and never talked to her again

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 00:59:37 No.110095314 Report

Quoted By: >>110095865 >>110095886

>>110095012
I talk and shit but like-
I don't know, I just don't find any of the girls or other people to be interesting. They all feel like the same person, and that I'm just a lone survivor in a zombie apocalypse or some shit. That's how it feels at least
I TRIED looking at the college events and shit to see if there were any functions or events where I could people, but it's all just boring like having an artist or pianist come down and say some crap
I even went to some shitty "Video Game Club" meeting to see if there maybe ONE qt there, but it was all just a bunch of loser guys playing smash and guitar hero. Only chick there was some dudes gf
I guess I should've known better in hindsight...

I just don't KNOW anyone, and I don't really feel a desire to know them either. And even with the somewhat pretty girls I worry I'll just look like an idiot if I ask them out because they don't even know me, and if got to know them they probably already have a boyfriend. That always my luck in Highschool
Only chick I ever went on a date with fucking ghosted me after

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 01:13:15 No.110095666 Report

Quoted By:

>>110095014
I'd like to be ATTRACTED to my potential mate
is that a crime?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 01:21:49 No.110095865 Report

Quoted By: >>110096076

>>110095314
Oh you're a teenager, try to get a job at a dining common or something, go to a dance class or go to a free lecture get out of your comfort zone. Seriously you're just entering a new phase in your life and it's not going as expected causing mild depression it happens to literally everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 01:22:46 No.110095886 Report

Quoted By:

>>110095314
> ghosted by chick that was mildly interested
Know that feel. Either way the dating world is vast and only made easier with modern tech. Don't lose hope, but don't get your hopes up. Don't get bummed out by your singleness either because unlike most anons, at least you dated someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 01:30:51 No.110096076 Report

Quoted By: >>110096271 >>110097082 >>110115046 >>110116704 >>110117665

>>110095865
>It happens to everyone
I guess so
I just thought that College would be something new and exciting
That I'd make a bunch of new friends to replace the old ones I lost in HS, and maybe finally get a gf, since my siblings all met their spouses in college
But I just feel more alone than ever, and I HATE that the only person I'm "friends" with is some dude from HS who I never really liked in the first place

It feels fucking hopeless, like I'm gonna grow up and disappoint EVERYONE because I just don't "click" like they do

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 01:39:50 No.110096271 Report

Quoted By: >>110097137 >>110116868

>>110096076
Dude it hasn't even been a month, give it time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 01:49:38 No.110096514 Report

Quoted By: >>110097191

>>110078247
tfw sexually repressed nerds never leave their house so they never nervously ask you out and you say yes, so on your first date you two go watch a movie and have dinner youll never have a nerd pin you down and desperately fuck your tits while you roleplay as his favorite waifu, them you two go into his basement and watch him play dark souls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 01:52:51 No.110096579 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076764
dude I don't know where your super suit is

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:18:26 No.110097082 Report

Quoted By: >>110097137 >>110097196 >>110097211

>>110096076
Bro...
Are you me?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:21:24 No.110097137 Report

Quoted By: >>110097196 >>110097211

>>110096271
I'll try to be patient, I just feel like I'm WAY behind schedule than everyone else. I don't wanna get left behind, ya dig?
>>110097082
We'll get there, man
Just try and have some faith

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:24:23 No.110097191 Report

Quoted By: >>110097308 >>110103099

>>110096514
you know the rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:24:37 No.110097196 Report

Quoted By: >>110097822

>>110097082
>>110097137
Pretty sure a lot of people feel like this their first semester. I honestly have no clue how people figure out where all the parties and hoes are in the first day, but eventually if you put yourself out there you'll find some good people.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:25:08 No.110097211 Report

Quoted By: >>110097386

>>110097137
then get off of 4chan and get out of your comfort zone, experiment with a frat or get a job or some shit I dunno man. The only thing that's changed in the moment is your location. You have to nut up and change the rest >>110097082 you to

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:28:46 No.110097289 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076836
It's basically impossible to know anon, not so much because the girls don't make it obvious as because guys become retarded as soon as the girl gives off those signals.

I remember awhile back I was at the house of a girl I liked, just me and her. We were watching a horror movie downstairs, she left for a minute and came back wearing a shear pink night gown. I was petrified. While I would have loved to have done something on some deeper level i knew what would happen, as soon as anything started her mom would come home. This would be bad because her mother was a cop who i knew had a gun around the house. The body was willing but the mind didn't listen. Don't listen to your mind anon, listen to your body. Maybe if your lucky you'll get a threesome anon's never get lucky

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:29:36 No.110097308 Report

Quoted By:

>>110097191

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:33:14 No.110097386 Report

Quoted By:

>>110097211
>>110097211
>My location
My location HASNT changed, Anon
My college is like 15min away from my parents house, so I just stay with them while I attend
The way things are going though, I might just end up moving to the other campus up north, see if the gene pool's better there
But if that doesn't work out, I'll be all alone with no one at all and it'll be miserable, and I'd just want go back home
I'm not antisocial, I don't LIKE isolation, I just worry that I won't find that "niche" that I fit into in HS, and even then I felt out of place with the rest of my friends

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:48:42 No.110097718 Report

Quoted By: >>110097782 >>110134613

>>110078247
The closer I get to wizardhood the better I come to terms with this, I guess when you spend most of your life engulfed in self-loathing you just sort of stop caring and learn to enjoy the few things that make you happy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:51:14 No.110097782 Report

Quoted By: >>110098015 >>110099714 >>110100066 >>110105999 >>110106854 >>110126872

>>110078247
>>110097718
why do men think like this, youre not broken bc you havent gotten your wee wee wet, just start socializing with like minded people and your find a gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 02:53:21 No.110097822 Report

Quoted By: >>110099260

>>110097196
I'm way past college at this point, and I was a lot like you guys when I was in college. Here's an answer to that question.

I moved into the dorms as a freshman and after seeing off my folks I finished setting up my room, met my roommate, and then met the RA. In the course of meeting the RA I ran into a girl I had seen in high school, and another person on our floor. We got to talking and went back to her room where she invited me and my acquaintance to a party at the end of the week. I was just a regular dude.

Unfortunately I was also socially reclusive at the time, so I said I'd think about it and instead picked up my habit of watching classic movies all day and night the entire weekend. The point, however, is the opportunities will present themselves and all you have to do is be willing to put yourself a bit outside of what you would rather do/what you're comfortable with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:02:37 No.110098015 Report

Quoted By: >>110098035

>>110097782
I haven't had a friend since childhood let alone a girlfriend, the wizardhood shit is a symptom of a whole mess of problems.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 03:03:58 No.110098035 Report

Quoted By:

>>110098015
Youre a fucking liar im your friend anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 04:04:20 No.110099260 Report

Quoted By:

>>110097822
Bruh, films over thots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 04:29:09 No.110099714 Report

Quoted By:

>>110097782

Because society glorifies the stud and mocks the male virgin. The older the virgin the worse it gets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 04:40:14 No.110099882 Report

Quoted By: >>110114751

>>110076836
You just have to learn that tumblr, Twitter, and tinder aren't 1 to 1 reflections of reality so you'll actually have to do anything. I got one of my GFs just from walking around at 1AM and just helping her to her home

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 04:53:33 No.110100066 Report

Quoted By: >>110104535

>>110097782
Surprisingly, a man socializing with men (more likely to be like-minded people) especially when you're not a top of the basket quality catch doesn't lead to lots of hookups. I know, weird, those autists who only like one specific retro video game aren't going to find their girlfriend through being "like minded".
What you need to do is socialize with people who aren't like you. Broaden your fucking horizons. Shit that's part of why I'm on 4chins in the first place, to talk to people who aren't like me.
What a fool I was, now I'm stuck here and couldn't really survive in a different internet community.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 05:32:11 No.110100607 Report

Quoted By: >>110100672 >>110101219

This thread sucks. I'm going back to sleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 05:35:57 No.110100672 Report

Quoted By:

>>110100607
sleep tight anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 06:19:43 No.110101219 Report

Quoted By:

>>110100607
Good night.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 07:42:56 No.110101991 Report

Quoted By: >>110107288 >>110117334 >>110118836 >>110125174

>>110078247
TFW my dumb depression post got so many (yous). I'm both astonished and worried for you anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 09:55:25 No.110103099 Report

Quoted By: >>110104126

>>110097191
and so do I

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 11:57:31 No.110104126 Report

Quoted By:

>>110103099
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 12:11:39 No.110104344 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076764
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 12:22:55 No.110104535 Report

Quoted By: >>110115040

>>110100066
Sounds like a great way to start a relationship that ends in drama amd resentment. Unless you're exclusively into powerlifting you can find women with similar interests. It's easier online, but youd have to stop deciding that everyone you talk to is a man for that to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 12:52:50 No.110104970 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076836
Stop watching cartoons

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 13:54:17 No.110105999 Report

Quoted By: >>110106020

>>110097782
I'm broken because I'm a worthless piece of shit with no talent or skill in anything. I'm also sick, and stupid as fuck. I'm not wanted or liked by anyone, much less women

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 13:56:03 No.110106020 Report

Quoted By: >>110107519 >>110134831

>>110105999
Hell I can't even talk to women online, or even men. The moment someone DMs me to start a convo I answer once or twice and then ignore them, because my life is worthless and I have nothing to contribute to the convo. I can't keep their interest anyway, they'll eventually ignore me after seeing what a boring piece of shit I am so why bother

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 14:42:59 No.110106810 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
Just smile through the pain anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 14:45:48 No.110106854 Report

Quoted By: >>110134914

>>110097782
>lol just talk to people bro!
>just be yourself bro!
Everytime

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 14:47:03 No.110106876 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078293
>Be the ugly bastard in the doujinshi of your life
made me laff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 14:54:12 No.110107010 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078236
This. All women are different and women's views on dating change constantly. The only way to succeed is to put yourself out there and hope for the best. If you fail, try to figure out what went wrong and fix it before trying again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:09:24 No.110107288 Report

Quoted By:

>>110101991
Some nights I spend days worying about things I have no control off I wish i was like my little sis who doesn't worry about anything she has learn the art of not giving a FUCK.

Your post has rustled the jimmies out us hell even me. I hope you take care anon, god bless.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:12:16 No.110107344 Report

Quoted By: >>110107410

Every single poster in this thread needs a therapist and a prostitute

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:16:03 No.110107410 Report

Quoted By: >>110107459 >>110109010

>>110107344
>haha hire a dirty, infected whore to suck your cock haha that'll solve things!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:17:47 No.110107437 Report

Quoted By:

>>110080540
>If i overcomes those 2 things i swear i could be mega chad
>tfw you've been called out on your lack of confidence your entire life
>tfw also extremely paranoid and anxious
How is it that confidence can ruin your life why do cowards never win

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:18:11 No.110107443 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
Be attractive, and settle for sub par.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:19:09 No.110107459 Report

Quoted By: >>110107502

>>110107410
You clearly have no clue how sex work works

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:21:55 No.110107502 Report

Quoted By:

>>110107459
Neither do you, obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:22:06 No.110107506 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076764
God, his uncle was so hot. And when he was the Prowler, whoa talk about drench puss.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:22:34 No.110107519 Report

Quoted By: >>110107730

>>110106020
They don't do it because you're boring, they do it because short answers and lack of engagement on your part makes them think you don't want to talk.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:30:55 No.110107723 Report

Quoted By:

>>110095057
Absolute chad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:31:09 No.110107730 Report

Quoted By: >>110107889

>>110107519
I don't give short answers. I answer normally and then stop because I have nothing left to offer. I already know I'm a piece of shit who has nothing to offer. I'm pretty sure even my immediately family hates me and only talks to me because they feel obligated to

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:37:03 No.110107889 Report

Quoted By:

>>110107730
Everyone has something to say. Maybe you're just talking to the wrong people about the wrong things?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 15:53:03 No.110108255 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
This pretty much encapsulates how I've been feeling lately.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 16:20:40 No.110109010 Report

Quoted By: >>110110955

>>110107410
I know, right? Disgusting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 17:06:24 No.110110228 Report

Quoted By: >>110113044 >>110113962 >>110121827

>>110076764
>Miles does it to Gwen
>she's his love interest in the sequel
>but Miles also did it to Kingpin

Oh no...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 17:07:38 No.110110256 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078293
>Be the ugly bastard in the doujinshi of your life!

This needs to be a banner.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 17:33:54 No.110110912 Report

Quoted By:

>>110095057
Anon, I'll be frank I'd do anything to switch bodies with you, you lucky bastard.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 17:35:28 No.110110955 Report

Quoted By: >>110111931

>>110109010
How do you even get an escort?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 17:37:04 No.110110993 Report

Quoted By:

>26 years old
>virgin
im going to die alone arent I

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 17:43:02 No.110111135 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076836
>>110078247
Fucking hell my dudes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 17:49:57 No.110111302 Report

Quoted By: >>110111648

>>110078247
S-should I screen cap this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 18:05:22 No.110111648 Report

Quoted By:

>>110111302
Yes.

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 18:05:42 No.110111657 Report

Quoted By: >>110127057

>>110078247
>mfw I'm the oldest child therefore nobody will outshine me

I still don't have game though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 18:12:02 No.110111802 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
Look for the facebook/twitter/whatever of the girl you had a crush on. If you can message them, or they have their phone in the profile, just put it in the bucket list to actually call/message them. You’ll get the courage eventually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 18:18:48 No.110111931 Report

Quoted By:

>>110110955
Websites

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 18:18:53 No.110111934 Report

Quoted By: >>110113930 >>110127404

>>110080878
>he bud I'm strapped for cash can you spot me for a soda
>LISTEN WHORE IF YOUR NOT SUCKING MY DICK IN THE NEXT 24 HOURS YOU CAN DIE OF THIRST FOR ALL I CARE
>jesus dude i'm out of here
>another slut called out for trying to manipulate me. I'm normal and a nice guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 18:28:52 No.110112152 Report

Quoted By: >>110114188

how many people here want to just join a discord server and talk to other /co/mrades about /co/ shit to just practice socializing. not as good as irl stuff but better than nothing.

https://discord.gg/8pqCZwF

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 18:48:21 No.110112571 Report

Quoted By:

>>110082150
Not him but I am 27

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 18:51:05 No.110112635 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076836
>So real talk: how do you escalate things with a woman, moving towards sex?
Advertise yourself as yourself on Tinder. Statistically speaking, someone out there has to be kinky enough to want to pork you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:03:16 No.110112907 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:05:06 No.110112956 Report

Quoted By: >>110113090

I mean, I feel like this should be obvious but if you have depression or are otherwise sad all the time you should work on yourself, see a therapist, etc. and solve that first, because the way some of you talk you think a gf would solve your internal problems. Relationships don't actually solve that, many couples and married people are depressed and their insecurities put a strain on the relationship, even if she loves you, you will doubt it and feel like you don't deserve it.
The thing about loneliness is that no matter how many people you surround yourself with, it will never go away until you accept yourself and want to be around yourself, because if you were meeting yourself you wouldn't want to be around that person either.
I can't tell you how to be happy but I can tell you that a life partner, even a soulmate cannot solve self-hatred, they can only help you find how you yourself would cope with it. Only you can make the change, and once you do then relationships are easy cause the competition is a bunch of shitty people like most people suck haha like everyone except the delusional has had the same insecurities you do even every women you have or will ever date so just be empathetic to their insecurities and self-hatred cause you have them too and just, be a good person and you'll be way above the average boyfriend. Also eat healthy exercise more and sleep regularly cause an unhealthy body makes an unhealthy mind. Shitty ramble over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:07:57 No.110113029 Report

Quoted By: >>110113963

>>110076812
I don’t like this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:08:54 No.110113044 Report

Quoted By:

>>110110228
delet this

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:10:43 No.110113090 Report

Quoted By:

>>110112956

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:28:43 No.110113503 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:35:50 No.110113664 Report

Quoted By:

WHAT'S UP DANGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:46:08 No.110113888 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076764
Poor guys, their world only has ugly women

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:48:23 No.110113930 Report

Quoted By:

>>110111934
kek

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:50:10 No.110113962 Report

Quoted By: >>110114121

>>110110228
>Dark Skin, Shota, Skin tight suit, Ugly Bastard, Large Insertions, Netorare

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:50:12 No.110113963 Report

Quoted By: >>110114092

>>110113029
at least they cropped out the liquid dripping down her thigh this time

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:55:34 No.110114092 Report

Quoted By:

>>110113963
I just said I don’t like this. Why are you trying to tempt me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:56:55 No.110114121 Report

Quoted By: >>110114150 >>110133680

>>110113962
Is kingpin cucking Miles or gwen?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:58:20 No.110114150 Report

Quoted By:

>>110114121
he's cucking gwen with miles

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 19:59:46 No.110114188 Report

Quoted By: >>110114225

>>110112152
We can also coordinate to raid toxic boards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 20:01:11 No.110114225 Report

Quoted By:

>>110114188
we're not /tv/ anon
but if we were /tv/ would be a good place to start

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 20:07:47 No.110114384 Report

Quoted By:

>>110080892
>accurate
Nah.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 20:24:18 No.110114751 Report

Quoted By: >>110122155

>>110099882
>got one of my GFs just from walking around at 1AM and just helping her to her home
not gonna lie, that sounds suspicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 20:35:49 No.110115040 Report

Quoted By:

>>110104535
If your relationship crashes and burns it's not going to be because you like Yu-Gi-Oh cards and she doesn't, I don't know where nerds get this idea that sharing hobbies is the key to a healthy relationship.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 20:36:04 No.110115046 Report

Quoted By:

>>110096076
>I just thought that College would be something new and exciting
you're not alone
>Making BA
>had to take extramural course because I couldn't afford living in a city with only a part-time job
>worked full time and had courses at weekends
>Didn't expect anything near American Pie level, but hoped to finally make some friends
>The class is filled with soccer moms and I'm the only guy in his 20s
>Slog through those 3 years and graduate
>Start making MA
>It's the same shit
I don't even know what am I supposed to do with myself.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 21:46:52 No.110116704 Report

Quoted By:

>>110096076
>I just thought that College would be something new and exciting

I'm sorry anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 21:53:00 No.110116868 Report

Quoted By:

>>110096271
No, don't be patient.
Force shit to happen, or else you'll end up there 4 or more years with nothing to show for it.
The idea that things fall into place is the biggest lie ever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:10:10 No.110117334 Report

Quoted By: >>110117614

>>110078247
>>110101991
I don't understand how someone with this mindset wouldn't eventually come to the conclusion that women as a whole are the reason for your failures. Some cosmic force isn't ruining your chances at love, and the idea that your ancestors should even have the right to look down on you is retarded. Back then women were pressured and didn't have anywhere near as much free will as they do now when it comes to the men they marry.

You come from a long line of men who grew up knowing they can benefit, and in a time where distractions were far fewer and everyone had more of a purpose. If they were born in our time they wouldn't make it any further than you barring some incredible luck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:20:02 No.110117614 Report

Quoted By:

>>110117334
i personally don't blame women. i'm a white brown haired jon arbunkle looking motherfucker who has anxiety and is very emotional. I'm not that interesting and i post on 4chan for god sake. If i was a woman, and i saw myself i'd probably stay far away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:22:14 No.110117665 Report

Quoted By: >>110117737 >>110118813

>>110096076
The secret is realizing literally everyone else in the room is in the same situation you are, then treating others as though you would want to be treated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:23:33 No.110117696 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076836
you date them, go through long romantic relationship then fuck....

this is why i hate commitment

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:24:57 No.110117737 Report

Quoted By:

>>110117665
>Same situation
Yeah....but they're not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:36:37 No.110118074 Report

Quoted By: >>110118157 >>110118632 >>110118854 >>110119267

The biggest issue is all of the nerds an losers here are only after the 8/10 or up.
You're not getting them, ever, unless you're a chad or happens to be extremely lucky.

Learn to settle with the 6/10 girls. All my nerd friends have ugly gfs but they're happy.
Ugly women know they have to compensate for not being perfect so they put up with or even enjoy dumb shit we men like like videogames and nerd shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:39:15 No.110118157 Report

Quoted By:

>>110118074
>implying i am brave enough to go up to them

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:40:12 No.110118189 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076764
An uncle putting the moves on his nephew. A tale as old as time.

Iceman

Iceman Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:49:33 No.110118455 Report

Quoted By:

Seriously this movie was great for the interpersonal, human interactions. Fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:50:30 No.110118480 Report

Quoted By: >>110118622 >>110118724

>tfw nobody will believe you when you say you fucked a hot chick off /r9k/
>tfw can't even post proof because lolunderage
If i can find decent muff on fucking /r9k/ of all places you can find yourselves something, anons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:55:12 No.110118622 Report

Quoted By: >>110119317

>>110118480
What was she even doing there. Does she get off on seeing loser males cry?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:55:32 No.110118632 Report

Quoted By:

>>110118074
Anon, you know very well that's not true, you've seen the shit that people on here waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 22:59:22 No.110118724 Report

Quoted By: >>110119317

>>110118480
Tell me more Anon, tell us this tale
We don't care wether it's true or false, just tell us

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:03:19 No.110118813 Report

Quoted By: >>110119378 >>110126979

>>110117665
You serously don't funcking get it

I literally don't understand these people. Every day I wish I could just follow someone al day like a ghost to understand what normal people do with their lives. I pass houses on the road and wish I could just step out of my car and walk in their door and see what their life is like, because if what I'm doing is living I feel like I'm doing it wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:04:18 No.110118836 Report

Quoted By:

>>110101991
Why are you surprised? Most people don't start browsing 4chan because they're emotional and socially stable individuals.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:04:53 No.110118854 Report

Quoted By: >>110119175 >>110119490

>>110118074
>Just settle, Anon
>You don't get to have what you want
>You're not good enough for that!
But seriously though, I DO go for girls that many wouldn't consider 8-10/material
Like that girl I was talking about? >>110094911
The one still in High School?
She's kinda ratty and underdeveloped looking, with braces and a weird ugly nose and real petite, but she's a solid 10 in my book.
Just my luck she ALSO had a boyfriend
That seems to be the running theme in all my romantic endeavors.

I don't care about that anymore though. I'm willing to cuck other dudes at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:18:18 No.110119175 Report

Quoted By:

>>110118854
>You either die a cuck or live long enough to see yourself become the cucker

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:22:18 No.110119267 Report

Quoted By:

>>110118074
Joke's on you I already get rejected by 5/10 girls and all my friends have attractive gfs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:24:16 No.110119317 Report

Quoted By: >>110119415

>>110118724
>>110118622
>be 23
>college dropout working minimum wage, living with parents, drug abuse, on probation due to said drug abuse, general wastrel and sadboi
>so of course I spend my time shitposting on /r9k/ when I'm not blogposting on there
>oh hey a map thread, lets see who else is a fucking loser
>hit up some random pepe avatar, a couple others
>pepe turned out to be an underage half turkish/white muslim girl in the fancy part of town
>we get to talking
>we get to fugging
>6 months of talking, walking in the woods, picking her up awkwardly afterschool to hang out/snuggle or getting snuck into her mom's deluxe apartment to fuck
>eventually get dumped because she found some orbiter that fit her criteria and was also near some college she wanted to go to
She wasn't that bad but kind of a bitch and definitely spoiled, but that tends to happen with a rich, divorced family.
Pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:25:55 No.110119378 Report

Quoted By: >>110119504 >>110127729

>>110118813
You don't need to be a ghost and spy on how other people live, you just need to socialize and live it alongside them. You're not signing BFF contracts, you don't need to just talk to people who are just right for you, socializing with people who aren't like you is what grows you. And you'll probably end up finding out you and all these people aren't so different after all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:27:16 No.110119415 Report

Quoted By:

>>110119317
You lucky piece of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:29:44 No.110119490 Report

Quoted By:

>>110118854
Sad thing is in a lot of situations that's how it goes. Many women are too cowardly to dump a bad boyfriend and be alone for a while, so there's no window of opportunity for a guy who wouldn't want to cuck someone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:30:21 No.110119504 Report

Quoted By: >>110119593 >>110126343

>>110119378
>And you'll probably end up finding out you and all these people aren't so different after all.
Why is it so hard for normies to understand that some people just don't fit in?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:33:45 No.110119593 Report

Quoted By: >>110119693

>>110119504
Because I'm not a normie, I've been through this shit, I still struggle with it, but pretending you can't socialize because you're scared of rejection is just an excuse. You can, you aren't trying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:37:09 No.110119693 Report

Quoted By: >>110119792

>>110119593
Not him but the issue is not knowing where to start and being a literal social retard who even when they do try it's just being alone in public.
That's why he wants to ghost normal people to see how they approach, where they go, what they say. JUST TRY is very useless to people who don't know what to try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:40:34 No.110119792 Report

Quoted By: >>110119869

>>110119693
True.
I know it sounds hoaky as shit but most people are just being themselves (or at least who they think they are), there's no big secret aside from not being constantly worried whether you're doing well on the social scoreboard. Well I guess there is: alcohol, but that comes with its own issues.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:43:34 No.110119869 Report

Quoted By: >>110120048 >>110120205

>>110119792
>There's alcohol
They need to get to a situation where alcohol is actually present, unless they just become a drunk drinking between classes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:50:42 No.110120048 Report

Quoted By:

>>110119869
I guess, Americans are less of an alcoholic people compared to my people, so I didn't think of that aspect.
But really classmates you just talk about how much being a student sucks. Hell you can even talk about your struggles with socializing and how college has disappointed you in that way. And you have opportunities, it's likely you'll have to cooperate with people on school work, that's basically mandatory socializing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 18 Sep 2019 23:56:24 No.110120205 Report

Quoted By:

>>110119869
And another thing, whatever field you study, that's at least one interest you have in common with your classmates. Talk about something in that field you're passionate about.
Besides the very worst thing that can happen when you talk genuinely to people is they'll think you're a weirdo. And lots of people like weirdos, weirdos are interesting. It's more likely you reject people than the other way around.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 00:48:04 No.110121664 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076812
cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 00:53:38 No.110121827 Report

Quoted By: >>110139770

>>110110228
>Miles trying to hook up with Gwen while desperately trying to avoid the advances of Wilson Fisk

I'd watch it, desu.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 01:06:00 No.110122155 Report

Quoted By:

>>110114751
Wow this thread is still up, anyway yeah it is. But when you had to do a double shift because some cunt called in sick because "IT'S RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 LAUNCH DAY BRO C'MON" and you see a drunk girl stumbling in a parking lot you kind of go "Well my life can't get any worse, time to let this woman get into my car and drop her off at her house".

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 01:18:04 No.110122521 Report

Quoted By: >>110122663 >>110124331 >>110126712 >>110128594 >>110140056

>Transfer to different uni and finally almost get over hopelessly falling in love with my best friend from my old college without being able to tell her
>Shut myself off and haven't actually had a conversation with anyone there
>Run into old crush from high school
>She remembers me, we actually talk a bit. She's the first and only person I've actually had a decent convo with at the new uni
>She's as great as I remember which brings up a bunch of old memories
>Overhear her friends talking about how they've been trying find her a bf for years
Fuck, I finally manage to get over one hopeless crush just to find another one. At least my confidence and self-esteem is so dead right now that I'm completely incapable of getting my hopes up, but if I end up hanging out with her I know I'll just fall in love again and hurt from having to hide it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 01:22:45 No.110122663 Report

Quoted By: >>110123068 >>110127603

>>110122521
You can do it Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 01:37:24 No.110123056 Report

Quoted By: >>110123989

I can't pass Calculus II. This is the fifth time I try it.
I just wanted to be an average faggot worrying about staceys and chads but I need money to fucking survive, my family needs my money to fucking survive, and it'd be way easier if didn't waste 2 hours every day trying to learn shit math that I'll never use in Computer Science because I can program that shit and move on with my life.

Anyway, tfw no gf

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 01:37:43 No.110123068 Report

Quoted By: >>110123447

>>110122663
That's what I thought when I met my old best friend too, but she turned down all of my attempts at asking her out and then she found a BF and I just had to try to force my self to stop loving her before our whole group of friends slowly drifted apart because we stopped having time to hang out. I'm not completely over her yet and I don't even want friends right now because they'll all disappear eventually. Every bit of hope I would have with my new crush looks exactly like an old fuckup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 01:50:40 No.110123447 Report

Quoted By: >>110123694

>>110123068
Maybe you're right, maybe that's not where your life is right now. But you can't expect things to be easy and the stars to align just right, and failing is part of the process. If you have even remotely a shot, take it, if you miss don't worry, you'll get the ball again.
https://youtu.be/45mMioJ5szc

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:00:35 No.110123694 Report

Quoted By: >>110123826 >>110123989

>>110123447
Thnx anon. I'll cautiously give her a chance. We had an ok time at a school festival thing yesterday so maybe I have a chance, but I can't get my hopes up like I did last time.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:05:30 No.110123826 Report

Quoted By: >>110123989 >>110127603

>>110123694
I understand. I'm also in a situation where I could repeat shit that hurt me last time. Gotta find the right mix of hope and caution. Fare well Anon.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:11:26 No.110123989 Report

Quoted By: >>110124224 >>110124373

>>110123056
>>110123694
>>110123826

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:20:30 No.110124224 Report

Quoted By:

>>110123989
It probably is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:24:28 No.110124331 Report

Quoted By: >>110127603

>>110122521
ask her out you fucking loser

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:25:46 No.110124373 Report

Quoted By: >>110124485

>>110123989

Dat some Kurumi Eisu--Ebisa--Ebisi...

Dat some Shovel Girl?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:30:27 No.110124485 Report

Quoted By: >>110124536

>>110124373
Take care, Boco.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:30:41 No.110124492 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076836

Give up anon, give up and work your finger to the bone to earn a living. Once you've reached success work even more till you surpass your and the world expectations of your self, once that's done for go buy a hooker.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Thu 19 Sep 2019 02:32:35 No.110124536 Report

Quoted By:

>>110124485

Yes si--wait...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 03:02:57 No.110125174 Report

Quoted By:

>>110101991

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 03:53:28 No.110126343 Report

Quoted By: >>110126825

>>110119504
If a dog can learn to do tricks then you can learn how to be reasonably social. Everything can be learned if you actually try, unless half of your brain is literally missing you are capable of learning, you don't need to be a charisma monster to learn how to act more or less normal, you just have to keep trying and adjust when you see mistakes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 03:53:36 No.110126344 Report

Quoted By: >>110126409

>>110088298
Your brother can't be that cool if he's a shitty father.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 03:56:15 No.110126388 Report

Quoted By: >>110126794

does this actually work?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 03:57:27 No.110126409 Report

Quoted By:

>>110126344
Maybe Anon manages to be a shitty uncle.

anonymous

anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:12:36 No.110126712 Report

Quoted By: >>110127603

>>110122521
ASK HER OUT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:15:57 No.110126794 Report

Quoted By:

>>110126388
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:17:00 No.110126825 Report

Quoted By:

>>110126343
But someone is teaching the dog.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:19:51 No.110126872 Report

Quoted By: >>110127133

>>110097782
At least for me it doesn't have anything to do with getting my "wee wee wet". I don't give a fuck about having sex really. I just want someone to be emotionally and romantically intimate with to ward off the crushing loneliness and support each other in our lives. Some friends would certainly help toward this end somewhat too.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:24:45 No.110126979 Report

Quoted By: >>110127014

>>110118813
Trust me when I say this because I was you, you're the one who's boring. What exactly do you do all day outside of working and shitposting on a Malaysian flipbook forum. Get a hobby and meet people with the same dreams and interests. Be involved with people who create.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:26:34 No.110127014 Report

Quoted By: >>110127080

>>110126979
>all my hobbies and up just being solitary even in a social setting

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:28:50 No.110127057 Report

Quoted By:

>>110111657
I'm the oldest child and my brother sure as hell outshines me. Not that it's that hard to do though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:30:11 No.110127080 Report

Quoted By: >>110127119

>>110127014
/lit/, /co/, /po/, etc. exist. People will convene for a specific hobby if given the opportunity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:32:13 No.110127119 Report

Quoted By: >>110127184

>>110127080
Yeah but all conveying areas of my hobbies are generally everyone quietly doing the hobby then dispersing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:32:54 No.110127133 Report

Quoted By: >>110127404

>>110126872
This. I can't masturbate away going to sleep alone every night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:36:15 No.110127184 Report

Quoted By: >>110127377

>>110127119
Why don't you talk theory with others around you. They're already interested in the same thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:49:17 No.110127377 Report

Quoted By: >>110127446

>>110127184
Because they're busy drawing or working out and I never have anything interesting to say.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:50:59 No.110127404 Report

Quoted By:

>>110111934
lol
>>110127133
Yup anon, I made my Bumble bio something with this effect, something like, "You can jack off your dick, but you can't jack off your heart." In retrospect it is kind of a weird bio but I thought it was decently original and showed I was looking for a relationship, and anyway I think it was my shitty face that killed me in the end. I think I had my bumble activated for maybe, 6 months? Swiped right on nearly everyone but honestly hardly ever used it except for a few times since I knew it was mostly a hook up app. Still, it did hurt a little bit to get 0 matches for 6 entire months, and several location changes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:53:40 No.110127446 Report

Quoted By: >>110127497

>>110127377
>I never have anything interesting to say.

Well there's your problem

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 04:56:01 No.110127497 Report

Quoted By:

>>110127446
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 05:02:19 No.110127603 Report

Quoted By: >>110127633

>>110122663
>>110123826
>>110124331
>>110126712
Alright, a few hours of jammin to an old playlist I made when I was happier has reminded me of my old confidence. I'll try to ask her to lunch or something next time I see her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 05:04:46 No.110127633 Report

Quoted By:

>>110127603
I wish you luck anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 05:12:09 No.110127729 Report

Quoted By: >>110127877 >>110130451 >>110132162

>>110119378
Normie spotted.

It's easy to socialize if you have stuff in common with others.

But when your hobbies include watching gay space rocks, men in spandex punching monsters, or staying up late to reach level 40 in an outdated game then there's no much you have in common with zoomers or boomers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 05:23:18 No.110127877 Report

Quoted By: >>110128430

>>110127729
>gay space rocks
Steven Universe is pretty popular among an adult audience. If they don't know it, I'm sure you could introduce it to them.
>men in spandex punching monsters
Superheroes are huge right now. Comics aren't but you could absolutely use the popular stuff as a jumping off point.
>outdated game
Is the game fun? Do you like it? That's all you need to introduce it, doesn't matter how old it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 06:04:40 No.110128430 Report

Quoted By:

>>110127877
Not him...how do you work your way into that? Because artistically blurting out I like cartoons and cahmics doesn't sound like itd work well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 06:21:15 No.110128594 Report

Quoted By:

>>110122521
You lucky fuck
>be me
>be friends with crush and her cousin
>nothing ever works out with crush, who is quiet nerdy girl
>years later run into cousin
>get chatting and hanging out
>cousin starts talking about how her friend, my crush, was into bad boys
>she'd get them back to her place to watch a movie, leave in the middle, come back in something skimpy, give a speech that really framed how the two could improve each other as people then fucked
>two dates later the guy would never hear from her again and she'd move on to the next one
>mffw the stereotypical nerdy girl next door was running the kind of ass racket loners on 4chan could only dream of

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 06:41:45 No.110128783 Report

Quoted By: >>110131105

>>110094911
No it wont trust me anon just let the HS girl go, I was like you i used to think like you to. But she moved on she stop talking to me she never email me. Look point is if shes interested do it if not let it go anon. Keep the memory of her alive in your thoughts and in your heart.

But what do i know im just anonymous

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 06:56:36 No.110128930 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
IVE HAD ENOUGH

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 08:25:25 No.110129696 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076764
>friends try to wingman me on night out
>all girls just walk away after a few seconds of me talking to them
>friends who are taken get hit on by other girls instead
>leave early without telling anyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 09:03:58 No.110130025 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
>Why would anyone ever bee interested in you
I'm asking myself this every day and still haven't found an answer.

>Tell me anon do you sometimes lay awake at night
No because I only lie down when I'm too tired to stay upright.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 10:13:09 No.110130451 Report

Quoted By:

>>110127729
>I'm so unique and special unlike everyone around
At least you can fit right in with the tumblr crowd eh? Just because not everyone has similar interests doesn't mean nobody does. Marvel and to a lesser degree DC movies are just normie shit at this point, easy conversation starter and good way to see if you can talk about less mainstream things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 11:37:31 No.110131105 Report

Quoted By:

>>110128783
I have no idea if she's interested or not
She seemed excited to see me when we ran into eachotger my little cousin's birthday party
I never tried asking her out because she always had a boyfriend. After this school year is done, she'll probably move off to some art college in Louisiana or Alabama like all my other friends, so I'll probably never see her again. But as long as she's still here, I can't stop thinking I still have a chance

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 11:42:22 No.110131157 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076764

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:07:36 No.110132162 Report

Quoted By:

>>110127729
Regardless of how much of a weirdo you are, you have tons of shit in common with normies. People don't just talk about their hobbies, you go to school or have a job, you have a family, you eat food, when it rains it rains for you and for the normie. This is what small talk is, not talking about your hobbies, that comes after.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:29:30 No.110132416 Report

Quoted By: >>110132464

Is there some joke here I'm not getting?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:33:51 No.110132464 Report

Quoted By: >>110132503 >>110132575

>>110132416
Are you legitimately autistic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:37:27 No.110132503 Report

Quoted By:

>>110132464
>he asked the tripfag
are you wet?
>he asked the rain

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:42:09 No.110132558 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
You are stupid.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:43:30 No.110132575 Report

Quoted By:

>>110132464

Yeh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:45:32 No.110132594 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
Look at what American culture has done to this young man. Obsessed with sex and made to believe his only worth comes from how many potential partners he can attract,

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:48:26 No.110132622 Report

Quoted By: >>110132777

>>110078247
a couple hundred years ago, guys like us would have been cannon-fodder dying for our country. They would have called us patriots and heroes.
Now there's nothing for people like us except to rot and die in our own homes. Literal human excess.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:54:36 No.110132713 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247

Wow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 13:59:33 No.110132777 Report

Quoted By:

>>110132622
A couple hundred years ago you would work your ass off to get enough food and supplies to last winter and you would either die of starvation or disease. If you would even survive past the age of 5. Nothing is stopping you from joining the army now except for the fact that even you know that what you wrote is absolute bullshit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 14:19:31 No.110133046 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA DIE SO GODDAMN BAD. GIMMMIEEEE PUSSY GOD YOU FAGGOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 14:44:39 No.110133447 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076836
>how do you escalate things with a woman, moving towards sex?
You just kiss her and fondle her enough and see how her reactions match yours, and when things get heated enough, you stop to lock eyes and see if she wants to go further. SEE, not ASK. If she looks away, she doesn't want to, if she keeps her eyes on yours, she does. That's non-verbal consent, you only require verbal if she looks away.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Thu 19 Sep 2019 14:53:10 No.110133595 Report

Quoted By: >>110133784

I doubt sex is even good enough for all this hubbub. Just fap, what's the difference?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 14:58:10 No.110133680 Report

Quoted By:

>>110114121
The sequel will actually adapt Sins Past but in a Miles version, timeskip is already confirmed, plenty of time for Gwen to pop out a few villain babies in her own universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:04:17 No.110133784 Report

Quoted By: >>110134163

>>110133595
First of all, it's not just sex, it's loneliness. I honestly miss kissing too.
Besides Boco, when you fap, surely it's fanticizing about sex? Honestly the release is nice, and I've sometimes had a better time fapping than some of the few sexual experiences I've had, but the actual touch of skin is something different.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:22:27 No.110134163 Report

Quoted By:

>>110133784

Hm, I suppose that makes sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:24:49 No.110134223 Report

Quoted By: >>110134246

>>110078247
How old are you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:25:58 No.110134246 Report

Quoted By: >>110134418

>>110134223
22 year old black dude going to college late.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:26:34 No.110134260 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078293
>Be the ugly bastard in the doujinshi of your life!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:32:33 No.110134418 Report

Quoted By: >>110134483 >>110137036

>>110134246
You’re giving up at 22? Get bumble

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:35:57 No.110134483 Report

Quoted By: >>110134599

>>110134418
Is it better then tinder?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:39:44 No.110134572 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
Damnit I should NOT relate this much to this bullshit goddamnit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:39:44 No.110134573 Report

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>tfw living in Bumfuck, Nowhere
>literally no female peers, only women here are old and married
>gave up on finding someone years ago and didn't look back
>never felt better and more at peace

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:40:44 No.110134599 Report

Quoted By: >>110134699

>>110134483
Yes. Girls are the ones who initiate the conversation but it’s not as whorey as tinder.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:40:47 No.110134601 Report

Quoted By:

>>110076764

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:41:12 No.110134613 Report

Quoted By:

>>110097718
>when you spend most of your life engulfed in self-loathing you just sort of stop caring
That is literally the reason you can't get any action. If you want to attract people, don't be fucking miserable to be around. Learn to have fun. Not just for appearances, but to genuinely enjoy your time out. Nobody wants to hang around some miserable fuck that's gonna take a bunch of effort on their part to get you to even be tolerable. You have to pick your self up and take personal responsibility for your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:41:48 No.110134629 Report

Quoted By:

>>110080006
Something I love is when he hesitates to kill Miles he glances behind him for a split second because he just KNOWS he's gonna get shot in the back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:44:40 No.110134699 Report

Quoted By:

>>110134599
Alright, I'll give it a shot. Thanks anon!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:50:16 No.110134831 Report

Quoted By:

>>110106020
I take it you never grew up with "Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!" The secret to chads is that you don't see all the fuckups they make along the way. All the awkward conversations or pickup lines that fell flat. All the times they tried to overcompensate and ended up making an ass out of themselves. You can't get better at socializing if you never bother to try. You're able to talk to us just fine. Are you afraid if we call you a faggot and shit on your interests? Shrug off and learn from your failures and grow as a person.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 15:53:30 No.110134914 Report

Quoted By:

>>110106854
>lol just talk to people bro!
Practice makes perfect. You aren't gonna be great at being social if you don't learn the social norms of your locale

>just be yourself bro!
It's meant to be interpreted as be genuine. You don't need to lie about who you are in order to impress somebody. Find something you're good at and flaunt it with confidence. Put your best aspects forward and work on improving the parts of yourself that you don't like.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 16:51:42 No.110136644 Report

Quoted By: >>110136755

>there's a get together later tonight in my circle of kinda-sorta friends
>don't have a job at the moment
Should I go?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 16:56:38 No.110136755 Report

Quoted By: >>110137409

>>110136644
Sure, what's holding you back?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 17:08:27 No.110137036 Report

Quoted By:

>>110134418
>Get bumble
That's the spirit! Disregard women and bump to the bass!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 17:16:14 No.110137210 Report

Quoted By:

>>110080279
Listen to this man. He knows what's up. Women are people, and people are complicated. There is no one size fits all solution. Be judicious, take your shots, and don't take failure too hard, because it will happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 17:17:26 No.110137240 Report

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>oh sweet, a 300 post spiderverse thread after a whil-

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 17:25:09 No.110137409 Report

Quoted By:

>>110136755
My own fear of rejection and being misjudged because I don't have a job. Also a virgin who's never had a gf.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 17:41:19 No.110137822 Report

Quoted By: >>110137938 >>110138549

>>110082142
This is the absolute worst advice you can give. Are you a woman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 17:45:51 No.110137938 Report

Quoted By: >>110138549

>>110137822
Most likely, they always tell men to do the exact opposite of what actually works

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 17:50:27 No.110138048 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
that was sad to read

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:13:01 No.110138549 Report

Quoted By: >>110138601 >>110138999

>>110137822
>>110137938
>I can't get a girlfriend or talk to women or even make friends
>this advice is bullshit I know better than to listen to it
Alright then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:15:22 No.110138601 Report

Quoted By: >>110138922

>>110138549
>I can't get a girlfriend or talk to women or even make friends
Who are you quoting? I never claimed that. Pointing out that your advice is dooming the hopeless anon to failure. Never ask a fish how to catch fish.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:27:56 No.110138922 Report

Quoted By: >>110139217

>>110138601
If you say so, asking people who never saw fish will definitely work better. Do you need basic math explained to you in addition to social skills? Majority of people will never be interested in you it doesn't matter what you say. The rest can be convinced but the way you do it depends heavily on the type of a person you're trying to ask out. If you want a solution that works most of the time and claim any that doesn't is bad then you're an idiot. Finding someone who you have things in common with not only will make it more likely to work in the first place but significantly increase the chance of it lasting any amount of time. If you're looking for anything other than a hookup then being too forward is a great way to scare people off since most women who want serious relationships rarely jump into them, and getting to know each other helps with not dating someone you will hate after a month. Do tell how that's a bad advice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:31:08 No.110138999 Report

Quoted By:

>>110138549
I've had several girlfriends, I can't give exact advice on how to get one, but I can attest to that guy's advice being bullshit, if you treat women like friends they will treat you like one back

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:37:29 No.110139203 Report

Quoted By:

>>110080195
literally nothing wrong with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:37:55 No.110139217 Report

Quoted By: >>110139346

>>110138922
Your advice is terrible because as a man you can ALMOST never be a woman's friend and then expect it to evolve into a intimate relationship. If you don't make it clear that your there for something more, then its extremely hard for a women to see you as something more than a person to pass the time with. Your either an extremely lucky guy or your a woman, but most times something akin to your scenario happens when the girl already has the hots for the guy and nothing better and immediate walked by. I agree that building a long lasting relationship requires both people to enjoy something mutually, but that can't start when the woman doesn't see the guy as a potential love interest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:42:01 No.110139346 Report

Quoted By: >>110139734

>>110139217
If she doesn't want to be with you when she considers you a friend then that means there was never a time she would be with you. You are losing potential friends and being introduced to their friends in turn for no benefit whatsoever. Friendzone is just a polite way to turn you down because very few people are comfortable with hurting someone's feelings directly.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:48:34 No.110139517 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
same here anon. you're not alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:56:55 No.110139734 Report

Quoted By: >>110139852

>>110139346
>You are losing potential friends and being introduced to their friends in turn for no benefit whatsoever.
No. Your saving time because your not talking to women that you find attractive to be their friends, what is it your not understanding? Why as a hot blooded male, would you go out your way to be friends with women when you can get a much more fulfilling experience shooting the shit with your bro's after a few drinks? You can't say the same shit with women that you can with your male friends. Ontop of that, your MUCH MUCH more likely to find dudes that can sit there and talk about nerdy shit for hours on end compared to a women. I've found maybe 2 girls that I can have a honest to god discussion about /a/ and /co/ shit for more than five minutes. Compared to just having dudes sparking up a conversation that lasts 2 hours because they saw you reading some aqua man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 18:58:36 No.110139770 Report

Quoted By:

>>110121827
same

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 19:02:38 No.110139852 Report

Quoted By: >>110139870

>>110139734
>I don't want to talk to women
>I want a gf
Just become gay then, that's the only solution for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 19:03:33 No.110139870 Report

Quoted By: >>110139890

>>110139852
>I don't want to talk to women
>I want a gf
Who are you quoting you dumb bitch?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 19:04:26 No.110139890 Report

Quoted By: >>110140075

>>110139870
An illiterate apparently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 19:07:07 No.110139952 Report

Quoted By:

>>110078247
I am 27 and I've basically given up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 19:12:02 No.110140056 Report

Quoted By:

>>110122521
Go for it you dumb asshole, or you really will die alone

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 19:12:33 No.110140075 Report

Quoted By:

>>110139890
>You shouldn't waste your time trying to befriend women because its not your goal and kills your chances
>But your missing out on their friendship
>Why would you be friends with women with the pretense of nerd shit when its much easier talking with men about nerd shit
>You should be gay
Your really are a fucking retard. I don't even want a gf because they're too much work you fucking rat. I really love how women just assume your some pathetic creature when you don't praise the ground they walk on.

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Anonymous Thu 19 Sep 2019 19:14:07 No.110140110 Report

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>>110078247
one of these threads?

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