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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 22:20:41 2019 No.110047025 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>110047127 >>110049572 >>110049612 >>110049926 >>110051195 >>110052195 >>110055326 >>110057809 >>110058799 >>110058860 >>110061258

Jesus fucking Christ I didn't know movies could get THIS bad. I...I fucking actually can't put into words how terrible this was. I feel intellectually violated. Fucking Christ on a bike.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:22:06 No.110047063 Report

Quoted By: >>110047135 >>110052182

The final climax to this movie was such a race to the finish bullshit that I don't remember was ever present in the Del Toro films. It also doesn't help this film was actively competing against Endgame so it was doomed from the start they should have waited and saved it for Halloween.

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Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:24:54 No.110047127 Report

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>>110047025
Tell me how bad this was?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:25:10 No.110047135 Report

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>>110047063
>saved it for Halloween.
Nothing could have saved this movie. Every single element of it fails.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:26:11 No.110047157 Report

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>>110047127

The best scenes in the movie were Hellboy screaming about crime statistics about how despite only being 13% of the population pixies commit 100% of all the magical kingdoms cannibalism related crimes

the other was the scene with Baba Yaga

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:26:42 No.110047169 Report

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>>110047127
I can't...I don't even know what to say. This is one of those things where you seriously look to the sky and ask "Why, God?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:39:59 No.110047470 Report

Quoted By: >>110052333 >>110060625

>>110047127
At one point, he starts screaming "You're not my real dad" to professor Broom. I think that was the part where I really wished it was over

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:40:46 No.110047490 Report

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>>110047127
Tolerable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:41:55 No.110047517 Report

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>>110047127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6Krfq_nf9Q

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:53:12 No.110047782 Report

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>>110047127
It's so bad I unironically agree with a fucking watchmojo video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM4WnMXZgks

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 15 Sep 2019 22:53:16 No.110047784 Report

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I enjoyed all the scenes where people were talking but their mouths were either not moving or blatantly not matching what they were saying. I usually don't notice ADR but it was so bad and so often I couldn't not see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 00:18:50 No.110049572 Report

Quoted By: >>110051243

>>110047025
>need a palette cleanser after this disaster
>redownload og Hellboy
>discover it's an extended edition
well, at least something good came out of this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 00:20:48 No.110049612 Report

Quoted By: >>110055280 >>110057261 >>110058742

>>110047025
Just a reminder that Mignola shot all the good ideas for 3 in personal favor of this shit, which he called "more faithful to the comics."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 00:35:17 No.110049926 Report

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>>110047025
The rightsholders of the latest movie are butthurt enough to compat pirate sites I will not name.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 01:33:06 No.110051195 Report

Quoted By: >>110060161

>>110047025
Baba Yaga scene was cool as hell. Have said that, not even my brainlet normie friends liked it, and they like the bayformers franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 01:35:36 No.110051243 Report

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>>110049572
Man I can't believe how much better that was. Even noticed new stuff, like HB doing his sound effects when he was hitting creatures.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:01:05 No.110051669 Report

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It was wasted potential the movie. They brought a lot of the stuff from the comics and messed all of it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:03:16 No.110051708 Report

Quoted By: >>110054377 >>110055536

They combined like 5 or 6 different Hellboy stories into this right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:03:41 No.110051722 Report

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>>110047517
That's not so bad. That's kind of funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:09:20 No.110051818 Report

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>>110047127
Of the hundreds of movies I've watched. It was one of the few I couldn't finish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:22:20 No.110052021 Report

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>>110051722
The cop's "acting" is so bad I audibly groaned.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:32:47 No.110052182 Report

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>>110047063
> they should have waited and saved it for Halloween
They should have also made it an actual horror movie instead of a superhero flick with stapled on horror elements. It looked like they were trying to out-Endgame Endgame with giant world shattering capeshit battles.

I sitll say a proper reboot / start for Hellboy would be to just straight up adapt the first story arc which is at its base a haunted house movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:33:50 No.110052195 Report

Quoted By: >>110058572

>>110047025
Why is his hand so tiny?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:39:22 No.110052275 Report

Quoted By: >>110058691

I'm watching it now, and goddamn, I have to concur... Barely ONE minute in, and it's already paced weird. I'm now 20mins in and I don't quite get what's going on, seems like a lot compressed into a very small timeframe, and the amount of quipping is jarring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:42:40 No.110052333 Report

Quoted By: >>110063629

>>110047127
>>110047470

How about, at one point they mispronounce Broom's name despite the fact that Mignola spells it phonetically the first time he appears so that never happens?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:43:29 No.110052347 Report

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>let's try to do 5 years of comic storylines in a single movie. what could go wrong?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:44:35 No.110052367 Report

Quoted By: >>110058765

>>110047127
There's a scene where Hellboy is knocked out by a river. He wakes up by the water and his left hand looks orange because the water dyed away the red makeup

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:47:23 No.110052417 Report

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>DUDE WHAT IF WE DO EVERYTHING THE DEL TORO MOVIES DID WRONG AND NONE OF WHAT THEY DID RIGHT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:48:19 No.110052432 Report

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>>110047127
Find out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTuzleFnItE

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:50:00 No.110052465 Report

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I just realized i have no idea what the plot of this movie is, and i watched it last week
so bad

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:52:58 No.110052522 Report

Quoted By: >>110052618 >>110054201 >>110055841 >>110058783

Who could forget the epic comic The Left Hand of Doom

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 02:58:20 No.110052618 Report

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>>110052522

Is there anything worse in the whole fucking world then when someone says "No one will notice!" and everyone notices? You might as well post a sign that says "YOU CARE MORE ABOUT THIS MOVIE THAN WE DO, LOSER" on the title card.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 04:32:49 No.110054141 Report

Quoted By: >>110054275

Only 20mins left... What's the point of all this violence? Nice demonic creatures, but it's all gore porn for no reason? And then they have these weird cuts between scenes, as if they knew they made the movie too long for its damn self but they still gotta cram it full of blood and guts...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 04:36:56 No.110054201 Report

Quoted By: >>110054316

>>110052522
How does that prop even exist?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 04:42:13 No.110054275 Report

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>>110054141
I think at one point they realized they had a big mess and decided to throw everything at it (more jokes! more violence!) to try and salvage it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 04:45:47 No.110054316 Report

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>>110054201

Probably mirrored a shot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 04:51:37 No.110054377 Report

Quoted By: >>110055536

>>110051708
Haven't watched it, but from the trailers it looks like they just combined 2: The Wild Hunt and The Storm/The Fury. Aka, the last two volumes of Hellboy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 04:53:52 No.110054410 Report

Quoted By: >>110054849 >>110054854

>>110052432
Why the fuck the Ian Mcshane sound like he's talking through a mouthful of bread? Can't even do narration right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 04:56:47 No.110054453 Report

Quoted By: >>110054820

This one obviously doesn't stack up to the previous movies, but you gotta admit that horrific hellscape scene was top tier. I've never seen such senseless demonic rampaging so beautifully animated.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:08:30 No.110054626 Report

Quoted By: >>110054787 >>110054849

>>110052432
>The year is 517 a.d., known as the Dark Ages... and for fucking good reason

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:20:11 No.110054766 Report

Quoted By: >>110054804 >>110054849

>>110052432
I can't really put my finger on it but something about the movie just felt really low budget.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:21:46 No.110054785 Report

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>>110047782
Eh, watchmojo and looper are okay to watch every now and then if you want something akin to junk food. I find their "worst movies/tv shows of the year" videos to be entertaining just because I'm a glutton for so bad it's good shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:21:53 No.110054787 Report

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>>110054626
My friend, it's only just starting

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:23:02 No.110054804 Report

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>>110054766
It's fairly mid-budget but it seems low budget because the shooting was such a disaster that it's just cobbled together from the parts that they had in editing which is also how very low budget (like Asylum) movies get made. The bad ADR is always a tip too

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:24:08 No.110054820 Report

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>>110054453
Is there a clip of this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:26:24 No.110054849 Report

Quoted By: >>110054898 >>110058710

>>110054410
>>110054626
>>110054766
I'm gonna have to watch this for some good laughs at some point.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:26:57 No.110054854 Report

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>>110054410
Jesus, you're right. And he sounds sarcastic when he says "off the face of the Earth". Plus, his voice just doesn't sound fitting at all. Maybe because he's blandly describing events with no emotion? It sounds like the scene was meant to be silent and some guy with a cheap microphone decided to add a brief synopsis while he was eating lunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:27:48 No.110054860 Report

Quoted By: >>110054869

>>110047127
I loved the Perlman movies.
Haven't watched the new one, is it truly as bad as people say it is?...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:28:27 No.110054869 Report

Quoted By: >>110054891

>>110054860
It is genuinely worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:29:55 No.110054891 Report

Quoted By: >>110054898 >>110054904 >>110058728

>>110054869
Is it even worth watching?
Talking so bad that it can be enjoyable?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:30:41 No.110054898 Report

Quoted By: >>110054987 >>110059702 >>110059726 >>110060408

>>110054849
>>110054891

There's a scene where Ben Daimio was clearly going to the Q branch part of BPRD to gear up but they needed to establish that he had a Hellboy killing bullet so they added a line about him going across the street to a black market dealer in post production but the black market dealers were clearly still the BPRD Q branch and every time someone talks in the scene their mouths don't match their words.

You need to watch this movie, it's a masterpiece of bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:31:10 No.110054904 Report

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>>110054891
There are some scenes that seem worth it, but they come so late that you may as well just go looking for shitty clips on Youtube.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:33:00 No.110054928 Report

Quoted By: >>110059642

>Hellboy goes to file his horns
>You can see the prosthetic moving all over the place on his head while he does it

The whole movie looks like they didn't care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:37:53 No.110054987 Report

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>>110054898
Jesus.

On another note, just from that clip, is anyone else surprised that Milla Jovovich seems like the best part of the whole thing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 05:44:13 No.110055055 Report

Quoted By: >>110055241 >>110058806

I like Del Toro's but the main flaw is that they're Del Toro movies, not Hellboy. This movie so easily could have adapted the comics and crushed it but instead they're just D grade Del Toro knockoffs. It is head spinning. Why the fuck does Hellboy or Broom quip in every scene and why is there awful hair metal guitar solos for the whole soundtrack? Why would you make those decisions reading this? The word for Hellboy is: melancholy. That is what Del Toro's filmed lacked but this lacked it even more.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 06:02:19 No.110055241 Report

Quoted By: >>110057242 >>110057783 >>110058745 >>110059615

>>110047127
It's easier to list the okay parts:
>King Arthur opener
>Baba Yaga
>Milla Jovovich
>The giant fight
>Hellboy's summoning
>Demons destroying London
Everything else was pretty weak. Hellboy's dad seemed out of place, Hellboy's sidekicks sucked, the pig rival was shit, the British whatever organization raised too many questions, and the plot was a mess. I'd still suggest watching it if you're bored but I have a high tolerance for shit.

>>110055055
Hellboy's way too goofy to make that work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 06:06:22 No.110055280 Report

Quoted By: >>110057261

>>110049612
can I get a source? Not entirely unbelievable but I'd love to have further context .

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 06:10:59 No.110055326 Report

Quoted By: >>110055536 >>110057269

>>110047025
Was I right?

The trailer (and Daimio's make up) crushed my expectations so I never went to see it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 06:31:39 No.110055536 Report

Quoted By: >>110055966

>>110051708
>>110054377

It's 11-14 stories? by this count based on trailers?
>>110055326

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 06:32:23 No.110055545 Report

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Well hey, maybe we'll get a 3rd Del Toro Hellboy, now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 06:34:34 No.110055565 Report

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She always is the only saving grace of miserable action movies, that's her whole career.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 07:04:21 No.110055841 Report

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>>110052522
It's TOTALLY a homage to when Mignola accidently gave him a left hand of doom! No not really

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 07:17:53 No.110055966 Report

Quoted By: >>110071062

>>110055536

After the film I tried doing a rough count. I think there are about 21 or so issues worth of story in the movie. On standard in straight adaptation I think comics are about 15 minutes of screen time. So to do the material they tried justice they would need a film five hour fifteen minute long movie.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 10:04:47 No.110057242 Report

Quoted By: >>110063475

>>110055241
>Hellboy's way too goofy

Read comics

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 10:07:40 No.110057261 Report

Quoted By: >>110057419 >>110058475 >>110058742

>>110049612
>>110055280

He didn't exactly shoot anything down. Del Toro is always willing to play hardball and he refused to make HB3 unless he was given the budget he needed to make his movie without compromise. Mignola was tired of waiting so he rebooted without him and he didn't want to look like a snake so he said he was doing it "for a more faithful film for the fans." They legit were best friends and collaborated for years and now that's over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 10:08:56 No.110057269 Report

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>>110055326
You undershot it, it's far worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 10:30:28 No.110057419 Report

Quoted By: >>110058420 >>110058742

>>110057261
It seems like the clusterfuck of a movie burned a lot of bridges between mignola and his collaborators and freinds and fucked the comics up pretty hard, all so Mignola could make one of the worst comic films out there

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 10:41:23 No.110057485 Report

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>>110047127
>Tell me how bad this was?
Baba Yaga's make up is great. Everything else is legitimately horrid.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 11:22:27 No.110057783 Report

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>>110055241
Virgin Blood Queen vs Chadlina

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 11:27:48 No.110057809 Report

Quoted By: >>110057837 >>110057853

>>110047025
>>>/pol/

fuck off and die please, thanks

>>110047127
It's not bad at all, incels are just seething because there are *gasp* women and minorities in the movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 11:34:02 No.110057837 Report

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>>110057809
What the fuck are you on about?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 11:36:29 No.110057853 Report

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>>110057809
Rent free

also, gr8 b8 m8

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 12:53:19 No.110058420 Report

Quoted By: >>110058594 >>110058742

>>110057419

He doesn't own the movie rights. He kind of has fairly little choice here. Also it had fuck all to do with the comics. What?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:00:36 No.110058475 Report

Quoted By: >>110058482

>>110057261
Is there a colored version?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:01:14 No.110058482 Report

Quoted By: >>110058521 >>110058530

>>110058475
It's "a version of color", you fucking racist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:05:17 No.110058521 Report

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>>110058482
Lmao.

I knew /v/ wouldn't fail me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:06:27 No.110058530 Report

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>>110058482
Dad out here crushing it on my 4chans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:10:58 No.110058572 Report

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>>110052195
Because they absolutely engulfed David Harbour in prosthetics. His chest and most of his head are prosthetic, which makes the rest of him look disproportionate. I know HB has kind of weird proportions in the comics, but they're not this bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:13:51 No.110058594 Report

Quoted By: >>110058742

>>110058420
Whilst Mignola does not own the movie rights as a whole, the movie is just another example of him burning bridges with once-close associates and collaborators. He'd already done this in the comics around the time the movie was being hyped up, but only finished destroying the franchise some time after.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:18:59 No.110058646 Report

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>>110052432
At first I thought it was a parody narration. Oh my fucking god what is this abomination?

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:21:14 No.110058677 Report

Quoted By: >>110058683 >>110065961 >>110066206

>>110052432
>NO MORTAL WEAPON CAN HARM ME!
>*snikt*
>GASP! EXCALIBUR!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:21:53 No.110058683 Report

Quoted By: >>110058698 >>110065961 >>110066206

>>110058677
>Oh NO, King Arthur has Excalibur, why didn't anyone tell me?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:22:54 No.110058691 Report

Quoted By: >>110058716

>>110052275
I kept waiting for the actual plot to begin the whole movie. Like "when can I get invested?". Answer: you can't. The characters just run from set to set without rhyme or reason.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:23:29 No.110058698 Report

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>>110058683
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:24:52 No.110058710 Report

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>>110054849
It's so bad you won't even get that. At most you'll cry because it sucks so much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:25:29 No.110058716 Report

Quoted By: >>110062543

>>110058691
And Hellboy kept getting knocked out and tossed around, it's ridiculous. Every time it happens is a new story by the way, it lacks cohesion. And I don't even get what even was the point of the Osiris Club aside from establishing that others want Hellboy dead? But they could've done that without that whole subplot with the giants. It's a complete waste of time because said giants aren't referenced anymore, and everyone gets killed off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:26:10 No.110058728 Report

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>>110054891
No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:27:34 No.110058742 Report

Quoted By: >>110058773

>>110049612
>>110057261
>>110057419
>>110058420
>>110058594
Mignola got Mark Hamill/Billy Murray'd but because he's not as big as them it's less widely known and not reported on. The Studio basically said "we're doing this movie, now say the stuff we want you to say or we'll sue you" which is why he kept repeating "this movie is totally more comic accurate" every time someone asked.

I feel pretty bad for the old guard who basically got sucker punched with this film they made in 12 months to get Del Toro to fuck off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:27:59 No.110058745 Report

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>>110055241
>Demons destroying London
I almost agree with this, but at the same I kept thinking "oh look, someone got inspired by the new Doom".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:29:21 No.110058765 Report

Quoted By: >>110058783

>>110052367
Please post it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:30:40 No.110058773 Report

Quoted By: >>110058795

>>110058742
>Mark Hamill

You really need to stop pushing this narrative, it's embarrassing and it's been BTFO a million times. Just hate the movie, it's ok if Mark Hamill disagrees with you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:31:07 No.110058783 Report

Quoted By: >>110058816

>>110058765
I believe is this one in fact >>110052522
I didn't even notice, because I was busy wondering why the fuck were these knights electrocuting Hellboy with spears in the river, as they were also standing in said river. How the fuck didn't they die?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:31:55 No.110058795 Report

Quoted By: >>110058812 >>110058814 >>110058943

>>110058773
>Mark Hamill has said publically that he disagreed with the direction of TLJ
>He was only allowed to say this after the movie was made

Don't be surprised when Mignola mentions in an interview a few years down the track that the studio forced this movie on him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:32:06 No.110058799 Report

Quoted By: >>110058829

>>110047025

Calm down Aspie, it’s not that bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:32:50 No.110058806 Report

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>>110055055
Literally every comic movie wants to be “that other movie but better”, not being an adaptation of a comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:33:10 No.110058812 Report

Quoted By: >>110058827

>>110058795
>>He was only allowed to say this after the movie was made
That's standard NDA procedure, he's not gonna blather about the script while it's getting filmed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:33:19 No.110058814 Report

Quoted By: >>110058827

>>110058795
>Don't be surprised when Mignola mentions in an interview a few years down the track that the studio forced this movie on him.

He's been saying that already but it's clearly back peddling because he knifed his friend in the back to make the worst movie ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:33:22 No.110058816 Report

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>>110058783
Haha oh god yes, that's all I could think this entire scene. Also the fight against the giants felt really floaty. And goddamn did they overuse the stock sound effects. If I hadn't been so burned out by the end of the movie I would have laughed uncontrollably at Daimio's "80s metal album" jaguar sound.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:34:20 No.110058827 Report

Quoted By: >>110058879 >>110058943

>>110058812
Yeah, instead he talked it up. That's not NDA, it's "you are contractually obligated to give good press in the run up to the movie."

>>110058814
Kill yourself, brainlet, don't let the studio jews tell you what to think.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:34:24 No.110058829 Report

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>>110058799
Yes it is, you turdmuncher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:36:28 No.110058850 Report

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It was one of the worst films I have seen in a while.

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:37:08 No.110058860 Report

Quoted By: >>110058888 >>110059282

>>110047025
The worst aspect of LAF Hellboy for me is that Hellboy is reduced to a loudmouthed imbecile in the movie. He's supposed to be what? 80 years old at this point? Active in the BPRD since the late 1950's?
And yet he doesn't know about the Osirus Club, doesn't know how vampires work, the nature of witches...basically the only supernatural knowledge he displays in this movie is the Iron/Fairy bit, and then because it's integral to Alice's backstory that he does.
He's a big dumb hollering Fred Flintstone in this movie.

Yeah, it sucks that Bruttenholm is turned into an asshole in this movie. It's worse that Hellboy spends the film shouting "DAAADDD!" at the top of his lungs. In fact half his dialogue is just loud shouting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:39:11 No.110058879 Report

Quoted By: >>110058893 >>110058925

>>110058827
Nothing we say will convince you otherwise, so may as well leave it at that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:40:03 No.110058888 Report

Quoted By: >>110058947

>>110058860
Either that or going "uhhh okay"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:40:21 No.110058893 Report

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>>110058879
there's no 'we' here, only (you)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:42:57 No.110058925 Report

Quoted By: >>110058943

>>110058879
Do you have any proof, any whatsoever, that Mignola actually intended to completely backstab a bunch of close, personal friends, to let a studio make a terrible, terrible film?

Everything Mignola has been saying, literally started in the first 24 hours of the film's release has been: The studio said this and that and made me do such and such and I never got to talk to half the crew but the studio had my best interests at heart. At one point he even got asked specifically about whether he ever tried to say no and gives a very evasive answer that he couldn't say no because they'd do it anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:44:31 No.110058935 Report

Quoted By:

They could have spent the money used to make this, $50 million, and made an extended 90 minute version of "The Conqueror Worm", and actually had a pretty damn good movie.
Instead they crammed together this abomination.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:45:33 No.110058943 Report

Quoted By: >>110059024

>>110058795
>>110058827
>>110058925

Do you post this in every thread or are there multiple /tv/ retards here with the same trash?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:45:47 No.110058947 Report

Quoted By: >>110058966 >>110062977

>>110058888
Checked

Does anyone have a screencap of the...guts ghost thingies Alice conjured? I couldn't stop staring at Broom's barely existent neck. Reminded me of the Rock in The Mummy Returns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:47:05 No.110058966 Report

Quoted By: >>110058993 >>110058995 >>110058998

>>110058947
Those looked like shit. Does that happen in comics too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:47:33 No.110058977 Report

Quoted By: >>110059288

It's like Battle Angel Alita: bad, but exponentially worse the more familiar you are with the source material.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:48:41 No.110058993 Report

Quoted By: >>110059022

>>110058966
In the comics Alice is this nice girl with no powers who gives Excalibur to this dying war veteran, and inherits England as the new Fae Queen at the end of the world, period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:48:52 No.110058995 Report

Quoted By: >>110059022

>>110058966
Haha god no. Alice is a completely different character in the comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:49:08 No.110058998 Report

Quoted By: >>110059016 >>110059022

>>110058966
Nope the diarrhea conjuring is OC

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:51:25 No.110059016 Report

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>>110058998
I couldn't even understand what she said by way of explanation. "I just had [?] come out of my mouth, so no I'm not okay."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:51:48 No.110059022 Report

Quoted By: >>110059071 >>110059169 >>110059214

>>110058993
>>110058995
>>110058998
I wonder who the fuck came up with that power of hers. I had no idea what I was even looking at.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:51:51 No.110059024 Report

Quoted By: >>110059046

>>110058943
cringe
reddit spacing

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:53:59 No.110059046 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059024
Lol guess it is just you then

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 13:56:40 No.110059071 Report

Quoted By: >>110059134

>>110059022
She just sort developed new, plot-convenient powers as the movie stumbled along.

Somehow, Hellboy spends 70 years fighting evil without learning that A. you can't "save" vampires. or B. Baba Yaga eats children. He only has to learn about iron horseshoes because the Faeries in this interpretation do whatever you ask if you just threaten them with an ass kicking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:01:01 No.110059133 Report

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>>110052432
>Narrator sounds like a drunken hobo with a lisp.
Sounds like a youtube poop. What were they thinking. Did they miss all the audio tapes and take Ralph the cleaning guy to do the narration day before release?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:01:05 No.110059134 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059071
>He only has to learn about iron horseshoes because the Faeries in this interpretation do whatever you ask if you just threaten them with an ass kicking.
That scene was bizarre. It felt like it didn't even belong in the film.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:03:34 No.110059169 Report

Quoted By: >>110059288 >>110059293

>>110059022
It served the movie's secondary purpose, which is to dump long exposition to explain what is going on in it.
Seriously, nothing is allowed to be mysterious for more than 30 seconds. Another trait is shares with Alita: Battle Angel.
Everything has to be explained almost immediately, and possibly with an unnecessary flashback. Why have the Alice flashback if you are going to dump the cool story attached to it? Or fuck, even Gugrach's tragic backstory? Blah blah blah blah blah. The movie wastes so much time telling because it can't afford to show, and the artists are so talentless aside from whoever did the Baba Yaga, which stand out glaringly for being so well done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:06:44 No.110059214 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059022
>I wonder who the fuck came up with that power of hers.
It frankly looked like a ripoff from the Ancient One in Doctor Strange. Her power made absolutely NO sense in terms of her alleged abilities, she was supposed to be a medium... Now she can manipulate souls all of the sudden?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:08:48 No.110059278 Report

Quoted By: >>110059367

Oh...ok
I tought It was Fun.
I guess you need to be a fan of Hellboy to hate It. I havent read a single comic and it was entretaining enought.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:09:23 No.110059282 Report

Quoted By: >>110059318 >>110059319 >>110059472

>>110058860
>The worst aspect of LAF Hellboy for me is that Hellboy is reduced to a loudmouthed imbecile in the movie
The original two films do this as well. Even with brand new agent audience-foil in the first one Abe is still constantly explaining things to HB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:10:10 No.110059288 Report

Quoted By: >>110060131

>>110058977
>>110059169
I'm glad we stopped pretending Alita was good, and not the exposition, disjointed mess it actually was with a rushed ending.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:10:54 No.110059293 Report

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>>110059169
Fuck, now that I think about it more, you could have taken that budget, and done hour episodes on Netflix or Amazon involving the classic old Hellboy shorts and it would have been so much fucking better. One episode with Baba Yaga's first appearance, one episode with baby Alice and the Faerie folk and burying the dead guy and Gugrach. One episode Conqueror Worm. One episode Hellboy in Mexico.

Fuck, why did we not get THAT??

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:13:04 No.110059318 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059282
Having rewatched the original Hellboy just yesterday to forget the other one, I kinda disagree. Del Toro's Hellboy is merely impatient. The fact that he made his own bullets and raised the corpse in the graveyard speak to his resourcefulness. Usually the case for him is just more clear-cut, so he goes straight for the swinging.
Although he is certainly more juvenile than in the comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:13:08 No.110059319 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059282
Yes, but in the first movies, Hellboy a recluse who lives hidden on a base, not a globetrotting public figure.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:17:20 No.110059367 Report

Quoted By: >>110059416

>>110059278
Even if by some miracle I hadn't read the comics, I'm fairly certain I'd hate it. It gave me similar vibes as Venom in that it has no real script, characterization or agency and just wants to put a bunch of "cool" scenes together but has nothing that connects them. And in contrast to Venom it didn't even have any cool scenes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:22:35 No.110059416 Report

Quoted By: >>110059494

>>110059367
Even the visually neat stuff with Baba Yaga is ruined by Hellboy being a retard who isn't aware that wicked witches eat children.
Even my 9 yr old niece who's read Hansel and Gretel realizes bad witches eat kids. I think my buddies 4 yr old daughter who loves the Wizard of Oz might be dimly aware of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:26:57 No.110059472 Report

Quoted By: >>110059490 >>110059494

>>110059282
It's acceptable that Hellboy doesn't know the traits of an ancient Demon that literally just got freed from a museum. Not knowing how the most infamous and powerful witch in his world works is ridiculous. It's like not knowing that Dracula is a vampire that likes to prey on beautiful women.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:28:24 No.110059490 Report

Quoted By: >>110059553

>>110059472
They just had to explain it to the viewer. That's why most things come as a surprise to Hellboy. It's the reason why Del Toro had a new agent in the first film, so that Hellboy would know shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:28:41 No.110059494 Report

Quoted By: >>110059553

>>110059472
>>110059416
The most egregious part of this is that he knows her by name and at least has previous brushes with her, so him acting shocked she made a children meat stew is just dumb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:32:49 No.110059553 Report

Quoted By: >>110059601

>>110059490
>>110059494
"WHAT, YOU GOT TURNED INTO A VAMPIRE? HANG ON BUDDAY, IT'LL BE OK, WE CAN GET YOU FIXED AND STUFF"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:37:01 No.110059598 Report

Quoted By: >>110059619 >>110059647 >>110059698 >>110059717 >>110060613

This is literally the most unlikable character I have seen in SOME TIME.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:37:07 No.110059601 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059553
That was really stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:38:19 No.110059615 Report

Quoted By:

>>110055241
>Hellboy's too goofy to make that work
Oh, so you dont read the comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:38:36 No.110059619 Report

Quoted By: >>110059647 >>110059698

>>110059598
I don't know, ironically she was...kinda cute? But that was literally her only character trait.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:40:52 No.110059642 Report

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>>110054928
His whole chest and neck is clearly just a rubber piece and it folds so bad everytime he moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:41:14 No.110059647 Report

Quoted By: >>110059684

>>110059598
>>110059619
God I just fucking despised her and I legit had no problem with her being black. I will admit I'm a bit prejudiced against the OI BOLLOCKS M8 A LITTLE UH THE OL IN AND OUT shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:45:19 No.110059684 Report

Quoted By: >>110060613

>>110059647
Oh yeah she did that too, didn't she. I kinda only remembered the scene where HB puts the military helmet on her and thought "that's pretty cute".
And...that's kinda all I remembered even though I watched it yesterday. Oh yeah and punching ghosts out of zombies for whatever reason?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:46:34 No.110059698 Report

Quoted By: >>110059717 >>110059746

>>110059598
Seconded.
>>110059619
You've got to be at least pic related levels of ronery to find her character "cute".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:46:54 No.110059702 Report

Quoted By:

>>110054898
Holy shit that sounds mindblowingly bad. I want to see it now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:47:51 No.110059717 Report

Quoted By: >>110059864

>>110059698
>>110059598
Zeroing on her is kinda weird considering how EVERYTHING else was so godawful in comparison, and she was barely in the movie for most of the run (not even during the first half or so).

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:48:42 No.110059726 Report

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>>110054898
>every time someone talks in the scene their mouths don't match their words

This is the entire movie. I legit have never had a contemporary movie make me think of Darkplace for unintentional reasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 14:50:53 No.110059746 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059698
I can't say I found her character cute, but she...acted cute? Sometimes? I don't know, somehow that was the impression I got from her. "Be the plucky sidekick".

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:00:06 No.110059864 Report

Quoted By: >>110059880 >>110059913

>>110059717
She is a walking, talking plot contrivance.
>Hellboy needs to figure out some shit from the now-dead Osiris Club
"Well lookit that now, l can apparently now spit out some Cronenberg Klum-Baby Ghosts that spout exposition, innat useful! Betcher glad you brought me along!
>Oh crap! Now we have Evil Dead zombies for no explicable reason cept we haven't had action in a while
"Well lookit that, now I can bunch souls out of bodies! What a sudden and unexpected development! Glad you keep bringing me along eh? EH?

And then by the end of the movie, we need Klum Baby power to save Hellboy from being a stupid jackass, and in the epilogue she's soul-punching Black Widow with silver fucking brass knuckles.

Bleah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:01:10 No.110059880 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059864
*punch not bunch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:03:09 No.110059913 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059864
and to be clear, shes "A" soul-punching Black Widow-type, not literally punching Marvel's Black Widow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:07:55 No.110059985 Report

Quoted By: >>110060570

They fucking ruined the Gruagach

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:11:58 No.110060040 Report

Quoted By: >>110060570 >>110061302

>doing the I RECOGNIZE THAT I CLAPPED with Koshchei of all people

Yea so you alienate every HB fan by making it edgelord MCU and then give a tease that only a HB fan would understand. Morons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:17:33 No.110060131 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059288
That's mostly a /tv/ contrivance

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:19:33 No.110060161 Report

Quoted By:

>>110051195
>brainlet normie friends
You sound like a great guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:19:36 No.110060165 Report

Quoted By: >>110066336

>>110047782
Not clicking that link you shill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:32:25 No.110060408 Report

Quoted By: >>110060472

>>110054898
I need to fucking see this for myself. Is it out on bluray yet?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:35:53 No.110060472 Report

Quoted By: >>110060485

>>110060408
Yea for a long while now. The bombs get out of the theater and go straight to home video to recoup as much as possible and this was there in a few weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:36:34 No.110060485 Report

Quoted By: >>110060537

>>110060472
Fantastic, I'll torrent it as soon as I get home from work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:38:39 No.110060537 Report

Quoted By:

>>110060485
Get drunk. And if you have homeboys call them over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:40:35 No.110060570 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059985
>>110060040
LAF Hellboy ruined everything it touched upon.
Everything.
Even bits that weren't any good to begin with.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:42:43 No.110060613 Report

Quoted By:

>>110059598
>>110059684
I laught when she gave a "bill for damages" and it was a piece of paper written "you owe me 1000,00 dolars"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:43:09 No.110060625 Report

Quoted By: >>110063592

>>110047470
for real?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:48:54 No.110060726 Report

Quoted By: >>110060798

>>110052432
>with one swing of his sword
>swings two times
uuuuuuuuuh

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:50:18 No.110060752 Report

Quoted By:

In fact, six E-Celebs in cheap Halloween costumes could have made a better Hellboy movie than this.

This movie deserved to make negative a billion dollars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:52:24 No.110060798 Report

Quoted By: >>110060954

>>110060726
title card: PENDLE HILL, 517 AD
but they literally just told us the year like 10 seconds ago? did they think we forgot that's what we're watching?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 15:59:34 No.110060954 Report

Quoted By: >>110060976

>>110060798
I'm tired, but I seem to remember all the location titles being FUCKING HUGE BEYOND ALL CAPS?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:00:39 No.110060976 Report

Quoted By: >>110061440

>>110060954
you remember well

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:12:53 No.110061258 Report

Quoted By: >>110061363

>>110047025
I was invested in the pigs story, but really needed to be certain things that never happened.

He should've had a conversation with Alice since he seemed so pissed off he never got to live her life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:14:37 No.110061302 Report

Quoted By: >>110061389

>>110060040
wait what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:17:23 No.110061363 Report

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>>110061258
I can't get over how they couldn't even get his animations right. Whenever he was talking he made such strange jerky movements I thought the 3d would pop any moment and show those strange animation errors you get in the Merida test reel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:18:18 No.110061389 Report

Quoted By: >>110061816

>>110061302
The last scene teases Abe and there are two credits scenes. One has Lobster Johnson and the other teases the Deathless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:20:07 No.110061440 Report

Quoted By: >>110065973

>>110060976
This giant block font shit is so trendy. And I bet it hard cut just insta appeared on the screen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:36:21 No.110061816 Report

Quoted By:

>>110061389
Oh. I only caught the Lobster Johnson one and that was already enough. Hellboy's end line summarizes this movie perfectly.
>well that was a thing that happened

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:36:53 No.110061834 Report

Quoted By: >>110062112

The scene with the demons fucking up London belonged in a better movie, without the comedic editing. Those designs were great. Really, the design folks did a fantastic job all around, but this is a yet another tragic case of a good art department paired with a bad everything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 16:49:39 No.110062112 Report

Quoted By: >>110062948

>>110061834
Yea the monsters were solid straight up adaptations of the John Arcudi art. I bet you can't get guess how much money Arcudi get paid for that as well as co-creating Ben Daimio and most of the BPRD mythos.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:10:13 No.110062543 Report

Quoted By: >>110062787 >>110062808

>>110058716
>And I don't even get what even was the point of the Osiris Club aside from establishing that others want Hellboy dead? But they could've done that without that whole subplot with the giants. It's a complete waste of time because said giants aren't referenced anymore, and everyone gets killed off.
Isn't like that in the comics too?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:23:06 No.110062787 Report

Quoted By:

>>110062543
I'm not saying them wanting Hellboy dead was wrong, is that they could've done completely without them and skipped right to the Seer, which was the only relevant character from that subplot. Nothing came out of the giants subplot nor the attempt of murder, just more dead bodies that were quickly forgotten by the next scene.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:24:09 No.110062808 Report

Quoted By:

>>110062543
No. They are continuing characters right up to when HB dies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:30:59 No.110062948 Report

Quoted By:

>>110062112
>Yea the monsters were solid straight up adaptations of the John Arcudi art
???
They looked like throwaway concepts for the new Doom game.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:32:25 No.110062977 Report

Quoted By: >>110063002 >>110063032

>>110058947
Here we go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:33:29 No.110063002 Report

Quoted By: >>110063032

>>110062977
What's that, closeup you say?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:34:58 No.110063032 Report

Quoted By: >>110063085

>>110063002
>>110062977
uuuh, I'm gonna need some context here, becuase this shit looks hilariously bad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:37:57 No.110063085 Report

Quoted By: >>110063127

>>110063032
Alice the medium can make ghosts appear out of her guts...or something.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:39:41 No.110063127 Report

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>>110063085

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Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:47:31 No.110063278 Report

Quoted By:

Also you gotta see it in motion to really "appreciate" it, but the crown looks legit worse than the one in the original movie. It looks like a burning paper prop that's strung up with string between his horns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 17:59:01 No.110063475 Report

Quoted By:

>>110057242
imagine if he was like donald

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 18:07:25 No.110063592 Report

Quoted By:

>>110060625
Also Broom apparently raised Hellboy to be a weapon, not to be a good person and more than his destiny. It's downright offensive how they changed things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 18:08:31 No.110063624 Report

Quoted By:

>>110047517
It wouldn't have been that bad if they hadn't done the atrocious cut to the cop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 18:08:40 No.110063629 Report

Quoted By:

>>110052333
This almost sounds intentional

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 18:15:38 No.110063769 Report

Quoted By:

@110057809(SOMEFAGGOT)
Bad bait. No (You) for you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 18:23:53 No.110063925 Report

Quoted By:

>>110052432
>not even... THE DEVIL HIMSELF
I don't remember the narration being this funny when I watched it. It sounds like the punchline on a panel show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 19:30:30 No.110065241 Report

Quoted By:

>>110047127
Imagine Suicide Squad, but worse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 20:07:16 No.110065948 Report

Quoted By: >>110066029

>>110052432

What is with this editing? Why the giant text? Why did King Arthur go into hyperspace for 1 second? Why does Merlin have mud all over his face? Why does Arthur look like he just came from a Ren-Fest? Why does the queen's body fall down in a CGI mess?

This has comedy editing. It's like it's unwilling to take this stuff seriously so the film-editor is making everything feel like a joke.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 20:08:18 No.110065961 Report

Quoted By: >>110066206

>>110058677
>>110058683

>Who could have foreseen this?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 20:09:19 No.110065973 Report

Quoted By:

>>110061440

You bet correctly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 20:12:32 No.110066029 Report

Quoted By: >>110067912

>>110065948
>What is with this editing?
If you watch the movie, you'll be asking yourself this every 15mins in average. There's these bizarre transitions between scene and scene where you can hear the dialogue of the PREVIOUS scene overlapped onto the next, as if it's still going. And every establishing scene lasts about a few seconds, if you look away you'll miss characters going from a place to another.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 20:23:19 No.110066206 Report

Quoted By:

>>110065961
>>110058677
>>110058683
She would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling bitch "The Lady of The Lake" handing him the one sword that could kill her! More like The Whore of the Weir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 20:30:20 No.110066336 Report

Quoted By: >>110066346

>>110060165
Clicking on just one Watch Mojo video will screw up your YouTube algorithm for weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 20:30:43 No.110066346 Report

Quoted By:

>>110066336
Thank god, it can get Joe Rogan out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 21:49:20 No.110067912 Report

Quoted By:

>>110066029
Try every 5 minutes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 16 Sep 2019 22:26:17 No.110068654 Report

Quoted By:

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 17 Sep 2019 00:12:10 No.110071062 Report

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>>110055966
that's not a good idea

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