Oh, and by the way everyone, when Serpentor shows up don’t say anything about him dying and being brought back. Dr. Mindbender and Scalpel spent HOURS working to convince him that the whole incident involving Osborn and Cobra Commander killing him and sending him to hell was just a bad dream. The only other option was to bring him back and kill Osborn and send Cobra to GITMO. Now let’s be honest if we killed Osborn it would have helped Luthor and we all still need the Commander, so you can see we really only had one choice. Anyway, if you see Constantine, tell him the money’s in the mail. And tell Etrigan and Blackheart that Serpentor never wants to play skull soccer ever again.
>>109115321Lady Azula, you asked the right Scotsman.
>opens two barrels of scotch>>109115338I knew you would shay that.
>two Cobra troopers walk in with a massive bag of candy>>109115339Go to your nearest department store and get Shiny’s Premium. Do NOT get the off brand or the regular version. It’s a $15 difference but it’s worth it. If you don’t get premium your helmet will get all cloudy, trust me. I had to endure Captain Cold making jokes about me sniffing farts.
>>109115385Good to see you, Megatron. How’s the wife?
>>109115541Oh no, not you Starscream. Can’t you fuck off for once ya bawface?
>>109115591Lobo! Any word on that futa planet you found?!
>>109115459Well, Legion, let’sh save the planet!
