Hello, everyone. Serpentor said you all needed therapy, so here I am with my degree in psychology from the Intergalactic University of West Orion. Many of you have gone through recent traumas, like getting killed, seeing the base destroyed, seeing Hordak Prime and Luthor fail, getting attacked by fake news, dealing with clones, losing to anime characters, fighting the OverGordon, losing Ms. /co/, or having your personal space violated by Lizard and whoever is stealing Azula’s lingerie. Some of you deal with addiction, like Destro with /d/, Skeletor with alcoholism, and Black Manta with hating Aquaman.
I am here to help you. Also I charge by the hour, and you have to reimburse the trip to Iowa.
>>108897613Oh, and Dracula? Serpentor will be here soon and I’m fairly certain he has Vlad Tepes’s DNA, so be prepared to have a ridiculously buff psychotic 80s crackhead in a snake costume screaming your name and calling you father.
Alright, who wants to go first? We’ll do this like AA.
