>>108758359As much as I like the Transformers franchise, I'll stick with Gems.
Why? It's simple.
1. They're basically immortal, at least as long as nobody shatters your gemstone (but what if my gemstone is Nokia 3310?) Don't you want to live forever, anon?
2. Shape shifting is a very useful skill. One day, I'm an 80's action hero, the next day I'm a futa chick. Very convenient to hide from police too.
3. I am neither guy nor girl, therefore any sort of feminazi shit goes past me. I mean, that shit is basically Intel vs AMD battles, and why should I bother when I own a RISC-V platform?
4. Pink Diamond is literally a Jojo reference. Because healing powers, pink skin, diamond theme? Josuke, your stand had become a dead mom! Take care of your nephew now!
5. You can FUSE! And you know who else fused? Vegito! Gotenks! Piccolo, ffs!
Granted, the Gem society is even worse than any sect or Nazi Germany, but you can always use the sacred karate technique. Run away, that is.
Yeah, I know this sounds retarded as heck, and transformers can do a lot of cool things too, but hey, at least I'm not that guy who cosplayed Goofy! 
