>Aku and Blossom fuck
>It's that passionate, frenzied lovemaking you only read about in sappy romance novels
>Except Aku has shapeshifted himself four prehensile coke-can thick bumpy and barbed tentacle dicks and is currently ramming Blossom in various improbable angles that would make Zone shit his pants
>Aku pants audibly, but an outsider wouldn't know he's panting
>Him balls deep in something sounds like he's laughing at something rythmically
>HEH, HEH, HEH, HEH, HEHHHH, HEH HEH HEH HEEEHHH
>Every thrust
>Every single thrust
>Blossom, however, is not bothered by this in the least
>She is, in fact, way into it, and physically cannot stop gasping, her pupils have turned to hearts and everything
>She begins to scream as she is pushed to the brink of orgasm at the hands of DP with Aku's shapeshifting prehensile mega dicks
>"O-o-ohh, Akuuuu~!"
>This was all Aku needed for his own orgasm
>Brewing within him and his almighty darkness is an UNNNSPEAKABLE Climax
>He, too, begins to bellow, lost in the moment
> FOOOOOOOLISH SAMURAI!!!
>This one utterance takes Blossom out of the moment.
>She is shocked, confused, angry, and heartbroken all at the same time
>She's about to object when she's interrupted with a shower of Aku's seed from five directions at once
>As she's cascaded in Aku's hot, sticky baby gravy, he erupts into a fit of belly laughter
>"HAAAAAAAHH HAHAHAH HAH HAH HAAAAAHH!"