Why would I want to be a teenage girl? They are like regular girls but smaller, vastly stupider, and less hygienic. Let's be honest here, anyone below the age of 30 and plenty of people above the age of 30 are idiots, you can't actually be a smart and experienced person before then. And teenagers are especially bad about it because they think they know everything. And girls even more so. Adults are the only people worth talking to, ever.
Actually, why would anyone want to be a girl? They bleed out their crotch every month, have to shave their legs and put on makeup to not be disgusting, and have an intense pressure put upon them not to audibly fart, ever. Being a girl sounds like it would be a fuckload of extra work that's not worth putting up with. I am very VERY glad I am a guy.
Teenage girls are living trash.