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Strange Vs. Voldemort

Anonymous Mon 20 May 21:01:58 2019 No.107699207 View Reply Original Report

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The Sorcerer Supreme vs. He who shall not be named.

Who wins?

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:04:45 No.107699267 Report

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>>107699207
Whoeves isn't part of one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:09:25 No.107699359 Report

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>>107699267
I love you, anon. I need you to know that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:09:26 No.107699360 Report

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How opposed is Strange to just shooting the motherfucker?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:10:15 No.107699386 Report

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>>107699207
Strange. Almost laughably easily. Seriously. Voldemort is a pussy compared to him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:11:30 No.107699408 Report

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>>107699267
Where is DEH! poster when you need him to complete this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:12:05 No.107699418 Report

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>>107699267
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:14:18 No.107699452 Report

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I think Strange even being able to cast a spell would send Voldy in an autistic rage. He only wants put blooded wizards using magic, and seeing a muggle smack him around with magic would cause him to just lose it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:22:15 No.107699607 Report

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>>107699207
It depends kinda, does Strange know about horcruxes?
I don't personally think we ever saw Voldemort at the height of his power. The only reason Harry always beat him was wand shenanigans, and he was never one for flare when he could just avada kadavra a guy. The only time he went all out was against Dumbledore in 5.
But, as OP as strange has been, if he doesn't do anything about the horcruxes Voldemort can't be killed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:23:45 No.107699642 Report

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The one that matched Adam Warlock with the infinity gauntlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:26:57 No.107699720 Report

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I know jack shit about Doctor Strange but how is this even a contest?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:27:50 No.107699737 Report

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>>107699607
How does the horcux thing work? Are they like extra lives or what?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:31:04 No.107699795 Report

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>>107699737
Pieces of his soul split up and placed in objects. iirc his physical body can be destroyed but he can't truly die because his soul remains.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:32:08 No.107699815 Report

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>>107699737
Basically just chunks of his soul floating around in various objects like diaries, lockets, and so forth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:33:45 No.107699856 Report

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>>107699207
Who would win, a
>Sorcerer who has fought several interdementional demon lords and won
>Can cast magic without a wand only his hands and/or incantations
>Wields THE most powerful magical artifact
>Has contracts with several demons
V.S.
>A psudo-litch that HAS to have a wand to cast
>Incompetent as fuck, only gets as far as he did because the ministry is even more incompetent than him
>Beat by a teenager with less than a quarter of his skill
>Only minion is a snake that used to be a random Korean woman
You tell me, hell that joke necromancer Deadpool hang out with during Poshen and Duggan's run could probably BTFO Voldemort

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:37:16 No.107699917 Report

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>>107699207
Harry Potter wizards can't even beat the regular army second the author.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:37:59 No.107699935 Report

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>>107699607
>if he doesn't do anything about the horcruxes Voldemort can't be killed
Strange could always just transport him to another dimension, even Hell directly. Strange is working with magic that nobody in the HP universe could even comprehend

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:41:17 No.107699985 Report

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>>107699360
none whatsoever.

>>107699386
the combined HP universe is pussy compared to Strange.

>>107699856
>that joke necromancer Deadpool hang out with during Poshen and Duggan's run
Black Cock?
yeah, no doubt.
Hell, he might well easily take control of Voldemort given he's technically a zombie of sort

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:42:49 No.107700012 Report

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>>107699207
Avada Kedavra is a stupidly written spell that is powerful enough that it can’t be blocked by any magical shield, but as long as strange finds a way to deal with that, he wins. Strange has access to shit the likes of which nobody in Harry Potter has seen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:43:57 No.107700027 Report

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>>107699856
>Wields THE most powerful magical artifact
Which one is it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:46:39 No.107700091 Report

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>>107700027
The Eye of Aggamoto

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:46:57 No.107700102 Report

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>>107699795
>>107699815
And with the right rituals can bring him back from the dead and fully aware of how you tried to kill him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:47:29 No.107700111 Report

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>>107700027
I guess he's referring to the Amulet of Agamotto
Or the Wand of Watoomb
Or Hitle's Gun
Or one of the many, many overpowered magic items he keeps around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 21:57:13 No.107700291 Report

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>>107700091
I was expecting something else akin to the Wand of Watoomb since I usually link “powerful” magic to firepower, but I supposed the Eye makes sense.
>>107700111
Yeah, Strange has lots of artifacts so I was curious which one is the most powerful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:02:07 No.107700367 Report

Quoted By: >>107700464 >>107700987

>>107699207
Cape magic in general is on a whole different level from HP stuff. This isn't even a question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:03:51 No.107700384 Report

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>>107699607
I'm genuinely interested in seeing some pro-Voldemort arguments just because this seems so onesided in favor of Strange.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:05:18 No.107700403 Report

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>>107699607
>finite number of horcruxes
>dude, he can never die!
anyone that doesn't immediately say Strange is retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:09:04 No.107700461 Report

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>>107700111
I thought that said hitlers gun and I was very confused

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:09:23 No.107700464 Report

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>>107700367
Pretty much this. It’s practically unfair considering what we’ve seen with marvel magic compared to HP magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:11:09 No.107700493 Report

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>>107700384
Because the only thing Voldemort has going for him is an instant death spell and a shitton of jobbing Death Eaters, he's pretty much outclassed by just about every other fictional mage out there, hell random RPG/JRPG magic based monsters could probably kill him with ease

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:11:32 No.107700499 Report

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>>107700461
but I DID mean Hitler's gun. Just lost the R on the way.
Strange almost got killed by it, too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:12:41 No.107700512 Report

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>>107700493
Pretty much. I just like seeing the mental gymnastics fanboys put themselves though to justify their side in a hopeless battle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:14:20 No.107700535 Report

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>>107700499
why is hitlers gun a magic artifact in the marvel universe?

is it red skulls fault?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:17:58 No.107700592 Report

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>>107700111
>Wand of Watoomb
Context please?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:24:22 No.107700694 Report

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>>107700535
IIRC he was such a dick his gun became a Cursed Item(TM) capable to pierce through magic shields

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:25:23 No.107700708 Report

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>>107700592
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Wand_of_Watoomb

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:28:38 No.107700755 Report

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>>107699607
he turns into a pathetic spirit once his body dies. Strange would rape the spirit with magic and destroy the other horcruxes easily

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:30:28 No.107700787 Report

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>>107700535
every time you pull the trigger on it a shoots out a birds that attacks the most Jewish thing in the room

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:34:34 No.107700844 Report

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>>107700755
>destroy the other horcruxes easily
I’d like to see that. Horcruxes can only be destroyed by something that can mortally kill

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:34:42 No.107700849 Report

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>>107700787
I doubt that's true, but magic capeshit is insane enoug that I believe it anyways

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:36:25 No.107700872 Report

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Make way for MAI NIGGA.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:37:30 No.107700893 Report

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>power level faggotry
>still caring about Harry Potter past the year of 2008
>obviously not knowing shit about Doctor Strange and what hes capable of
Sage this shit thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:38:20 No.107700900 Report

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>>107700493

I dunno, a no save ranged finger of death spell that relies on DEX, and can only be blocked by physical objects is pretty OP.

That being said, Strange's magic can do far more stuff. He can literally banish him to another dimension.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:41:09 No.107700942 Report

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>>107700844
as if Strange just doesn't have random powerful magical artifacts that can do just that

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:43:38 No.107700982 Report

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>>107699267
good image for ants

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:44:04 No.107700987 Report

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>>107700493
>>107700367
Jonathan Strange could movie mountains around and resurect the dead for interrogation with little formal training.
The Raven King could simply delete Hogwarts and any knowledge of it from everybody's minds.
The Gentleman with the Thistledown Hair would rape everyone.
>Damn that book was good, too bad the BBC thing was shite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:48:54 No.107701056 Report

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>>107700844
Even within HP the Fiendfyre curse is capable of destroying horcruxes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 22:50:33 No.107701077 Report

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>>107700987
>I am the Champion of the Castle of the Plucked Eye and Heart

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:16:22 No.107701495 Report

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>>107700535
It's supposed to be the gun Hitler used to commit suicide. The act imbued it with a lot of "negative energy" or some such thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:28:54 No.107701662 Report

Quoted By: >>107702449

So would it be strange vs Death eaters and voldemot or just a 1v1

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:29:54 No.107701681 Report

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>>107700844
So a knife

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:30:27 No.107701690 Report

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>>107700987
I like the miniseries, but the book is so much better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:31:39 No.107701708 Report

Quoted By: >>107701862

>>107700844
Hands can mortaly kill

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:33:21 No.107701738 Report

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>>107700844
Horcruxes are not even relevant, is not like Voldemort will instantly stand up after being killed, he will need to be revived by his followers in a complicated ass ritual and will show up there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:36:03 No.107701770 Report

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>>107701681
No, it has to be very powerful too. Like the basilisk venom, which is extremely potent

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:37:50 No.107701799 Report

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>>107701738
Duh

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:40:15 No.107701840 Report

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>>107700844
The answer
Use a Gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:41:55 No.107701862 Report

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>>107701708
You can add dangerous enchantments, that’s what Voldemort did

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:45:23 No.107701933 Report

Quoted By: >>107701951 >>107702004

Please guys
Strange would just banish him to another dimension, then notice his pieces of soul are still around, go fetch 'em with low effort and extract them and put him in a jar condemning him to a fate worse than death.

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:46:11 No.107701943 Report

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>>107701840

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:46:53 No.107701951 Report

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>>107701933
Watching all of Voltron legendary defender?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:47:53 No.107701975 Report

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>>107699267
I know this is copypasta but letting Alfonso Cuaron direct HP3 was the best decision they ever could have done.

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:48:16 No.107701979 Report

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>>107701943
Harry Potter and the Slav of Hufflepuff

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:49:42 No.107702004 Report

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>>107701829

>>107701933
Not only that, but a person with a horcrux who’s body has been destroyed basically becomes a ghost and doesn’t have the chance to “move on” and that said to be a fate worse than death in the hp universe

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:49:54 No.107702007 Report

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>>107700982
That's the joke, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:50:12 No.107702012 Report

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>>107701975
They never had the same air of wonder after the second movie, and one big reason for me is that they stopped wearing robes after that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:51:26 No.107702044 Report

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>>107701979
Hufflepuffs are excellent Spotters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:52:10 No.107702057 Report

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>>107701975
Ikr

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:52:33 No.107702067 Report

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>>107699207
Please, it won’t even be strange that gets him, it’ll be mordo once he inevitably backstabs Voldemort after pretending to help him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:55:28 No.107702125 Report

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>>107699360
He usually operates on a “every life is worth saving” mentality so he would probably want to avoid killing voldy unless the latter goes too far and pisses him off badly

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Anonymous Mon 20 May 2019 23:56:59 No.107702164 Report

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>>107701943
>avada kedavra, meet avtomat kalashnikova

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:04:25 No.107702328 Report

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>>107702164
Doctor’s Oath and all

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:07:31 No.107702406 Report

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>>107702125
Well, Voldy has a few to spare.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:09:41 No.107702449 Report

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>>107701662
The only thing that would change is how long (in seconds) it would take for Voldemort to job

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:12:06 No.107702503 Report

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>>107702449
If anything it should be Dumbledore (w/ the elder wand) vs Strange

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:12:51 No.107702519 Report

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>>107699207
Are you serious, nigga!? Dr Strange frequently fucks up the closest thing his universe has to the Devil, Tom is just a nigga with a stick.
Bitch doesn't even has a nose!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:14:30 No.107702557 Report

Quoted By: >>107702806

>>107701943
I would love to see Harry solve most of the series's problems by gatting a nigga down
>Corrupt teacher
>Shoot him
>Basilisk
>Shoot it
>Death Eaters
>Shoot em
>Dementors
>Shoot em with magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:24:20 No.107702806 Report

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>>107702557
Isn't there some fan fiction that basically involves this? it's like "Harry Potter and the Rational something"

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:29:43 No.107702935 Report

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>>107701943
Hell, Ralph Bakshi knew that years ago.

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Anonymous Tue 21 May 2019 00:32:33 No.107703010 Report

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>>107699267
you do know they are children's books right?

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