>>107688241>A confident happy looking Doug crossing his arms thinking he's the man with the plan.Cut that shit out you fucking pretender.
You're a fucking Nobody Doug and you always will be.
You're a mopey little fuck that always at the slightest fucking hint at indifference or conflict you go and retreat to your little autistic warped reality where you become your retarded OC wannabe superman alter ego Quail man or your dollar store brand Indanna Jones and James bond knock offs.
Then you go home to you're shitty room and write in faggy little book about "Oh woe is me, Patty dick cheese won't notice me".
Believe me idiot, she does, because you stare at her like a the fucking creep that you are and she goes through great lengths to ignore it.
Nobody even likes you in your family because they can hear you fucking your own Dog pork chop (nice name by the way giving your dog a prison bitch name), which you dress up to look like Patti and us him as a way to release your perverted wants and needs you sick fuck.
God you're fucking pathetic Doug Funny.
