>have gym class sophomore year of HS with freshman blonde girl
>she's skinny, cute, outgoing and extroverted
>i'm tall, long dark brown hair, basically do everything to hide myself from the world
>i wear regular show shirt every gym period and probably based on that we end up talking constantly through the semester
>she's a happy-go-lucky tumblr-browsing girl, i get my western cartoon fix from /co/
>explain a lot of info and news about cartoons to her, she's legit interested
>we have lunch a few times together, after one period my guy friend actually brings me aside and tells me that she's obviously totally into me but I'm too socially retarded to see it
>but she loves Adventure Time and Homestuck and I can't hide my disdain for either, at least past season two for AT
>one day she brings up wanting to ask someone to homecoming dance and is asking me for advice, she had never kissed anyone
>i give her a funny look, basically dreamworks face with one eyebrow raised
>she says "NOT YOU, OBVIOUSLY!" way too defensively
>she brought some normie and kissed him instead, after we stopped having that class together we mostly drifted apart but we're still FB friends many years later
>my chan-influenced cynicism killed my shots, basically
