"Because dear daughter o' mine. How do I put this delicately?"
C) Ok! I'm a cheerleader now!
You ain't got no alibi you ugly
Eh! Hey! You ugly x4
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
(C) I didn't see your damage from that far away
(C) I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
(C) You walked up to me with your buckteeth a gleaming
(C) Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
(C) I thought it was a sack but it's your favourite dress
(C) You hurt the tree's feelings and the birds all flew
(C) I don't mean to insult you
(C) Oh wait! Yes I do.
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mould
(D) You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
(C) When looks were handed out you were last in line
(C) Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
(D) Did you fall off a building and land on your head?
(D) Or did a truck run over your face instead
(C) There ain't no pill 'cause you ain't ill
(D&C) U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2
What you really need is to wear a mask
(D) And book that plastic surgeon fast - (girl)
(C) You're scary - you're hairy I heard about you
(C) You're the main attraction at the city zoo
(D) You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
(D) When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab
(C) (So funny)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
(D) And with hair like that you should be wearing a wig
(C) Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
(D) You can't disguise your googly eyes
(D) In the miss ugly pageant you win first prize
(C) Yo mama says you ugly -
(D&C) you ugly!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly eh! Hey! You ugly x2