>>106813936Fair enough, let me get at your level of autism and answer all your points.
>>completely annihilate Daimios characterWhy, he was a cunt in the brpd series until well advanced the story, and yes, he never mets Hellboy, but i don't remember hellboy nailing Liz and having twins neither.
>>The fucking werejaguar is just a super saiyan form nowFair enough, they changed that shit TO THE RADICAL CORE, BRAH, not like Del Toro changed shit or anything.
>>completely annihilate Alices characterShe is an action nigger now instead of a lackadaisical redhead, hollywood bullshit.
>>completely annihilate Bruttenholms characterIndeed, Del Toro's version was better (no sarcasm, seriously)
>>Bruttenholm not finding and naming Hellboy (he is too young for this to be possible)You don't know how young or old he is, he could have japanese genes on him, from a jesuite missionary travelling to japan and doing the "missionary" with some ladies centuries ago, or maybe is something paranormal or shit.
>>Bruttenholm being ALIVEMaybe he dies, it's a mistery!
>>Hellboy is a freak who everyone hatesSo like in the second movie?
>>>The Wild Hunt and The Storm & The Fury are turned into MCU-esque light-hearted quipfestsWell, I can do some word sallad if i want too! It's not like the original story wasn't a kafkaesque pantomime of eldritch folklore copied by a simple esque madman who cannot into the complex nuances of kantain soliloquy ala DC comics.
>>Hellboy hates BruttenholmWho doesn't
>>Hellboy is still with the BPRD during said eventsI'ts difficult to get a job when your fapping arm looks so conspicuous
>>Somehow jamming Hellboy in Mexico into all this bullshit, in the middle of the above shitDel Toro did the same with the dimitri kasparov corpse tale
>No Abe>No Liz>No KateAbe was too ocuppied trying to mourn the dead of Galadriel, liz is on labour, and kate was never there to begin with, neither did the annoying mummy , the urkel nigger with insecurity issues.
