This is Squidward Tentacles. He was born in 1997 and has been struggling to pay off his short term student loans. He works a minimum wage job at the Krusty Krab for hours every day, eight days a week. The Krusty Krab Corporation earns millions in profits each day, but Squidward doesn't see an extra dime. He has become increasingly blackpilled, often reading about and actively supporting Accelerationism on 4Chan.

Can you guess who Squidward will be voting for in 2020?