>Iron Man, War Machine
I WILL TURN YOU INTO SCRAP METAL WITH MY BARE HANDS, OPTIMUS PRIME
>Captain America
YOUR PATRIOTISM IS NOTED, BUT WHERE WERE YOU DURING VIETNAM?! I WILL STICK THAT SHIELD UP YOUR ASS FOR DESERTION, UNCLE SAM!
>Thor (pre Ragnarok)
GET A HAIRCUT YOU NORDIC HIPPIE!
>Thor (post Ragnarok)
HAIRCUT, CHECK. HAMMER, NONE. AXE, MINE!
>Hulk
YOUR ANGER IS NO MATCH FOR MINE!
>Black Widow, Winter Soldier
HOW MANY MORE COMMUNISTS DO I HAVE TO KILL BEFORE STALIN GETS THE MEMO?!
>Hawkeye
CRAWL BACK TO YOUR FAMILY IN SHERWOOD, ROBIN HOOD!
>Doctor Strange
YOU AND YOUR GREEN ROCK JUST GOT DOMINATED, MERASMUS!
>Falcon
I DON’T NEED MECHANICAL WINGS, I HAVE THE BURNING SPIRIT OF THE EAGLES COURSING THROUGH MY VEINS!
>Black Panther
DOMINATA FOREVER!
>Spider-Man
SOLDIER MAN, SOLDIER MAN! DOES WHATEVER A SOLDIER CAN! MY BOOT IN YOUR ASS, ACCOMODATED! CAN’T YOU SEE, YOU’RE DOMINATED!
>Nick Fury
STOP HIDING BEHIND YOUR BOOT LICKING SUPER FRIENDS AND FIGHT ME DEMOMAN!