>>106084832Here are most of the jokes translated.
Jamito what planet goes after Mars?
Wednesday?
(Martes in Spanish is both Tuesday & the Spanish translation of Mars)
Jajaja
Dad today I woke up with wanting to study
Very good son that makes me happy what are you going to do?
I'm going to go back to bed and see if goes away.
Jajaja
Don't really get the mom mafioso joke so I didn't bother to translate it
Pay attention students today we are going to discuss what you want to be when you grow up. Let's start with you Pepito, what is your dream?
Well teacher I dream of being a millionaire just like my dad?
Pepito your dad is a millionaire?
No he also dreams of being a millionaire
Jajaja
Hey dad what is being good looking?
Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror?
Yes of course.
Well the exact opposite of that
Jajaja
Hey brother what beauty advice would you give me?
That's you never leave the house
Jajaja
Hey love have I ever told you that your cooking is delicious?
No love you've never have before
Well then why do you keep cooking then?
Jajaja
Now tell me sir do you practice any dangerous acts?
Yes doctor I sometimes I go against my wife
Jajaja
Don't get this joke either so I skipped it
Hey honey I want to be with you for the rest of my like
Look don't you start threatening me
Jajajaja
