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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 06:25:05 2019 No.105968854 View Reply Original Report

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Why is she so perfect? How did Soldier get so lucky?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:26:15 No.105968877 Report

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>>105968854
He chose pussy over patriotism. He also believes that Heavy and Zhanna are full Americans.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:26:46 No.105968890 Report

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>>105968854
She's not picky and Soldier is not picky

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:27:16 No.105968904 Report

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:28:08 No.105968930 Report

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They're both violent and insane. Perfect match.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:29:10 No.105968960 Report

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>>105968904

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:31:31 No.105969046 Report

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>>105968960

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:32:35 No.105969085 Report

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:40:58 No.105969335 Report

Quoted By: >>105970890

>we could have had an animated TF2 series on adult swim
>valve worked at typical valve speeds and got the whole thing canned
At least we got Expiration Date out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:48:25 No.105969560 Report

Quoted By: >>105969609 >>105970890

God, can I BUY all the tf2 comics in physical format?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 06:49:30 No.105969609 Report

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>>105969560
Sadly no, just the first few, bundled with Portal 1's and L4D's comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:07:34 No.105970108 Report

Quoted By: >>105970344 >>105970890

It's funny how Zarya is just a rip off of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:17:33 No.105970344 Report

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>>105970108
Except she isn't? They share two similarities; strong and Russian.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:35:32 No.105970753 Report

Quoted By: >>105970885 >>105970904 >>105975146 >>105976780

>>105968930
Let's hope it works out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:41:44 No.105970885 Report

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>>105970753
i dont have any images/gifs for expressing happiness. but this is nice. thanks anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:42:05 No.105970890 Report

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>>105969335
>TF2 TV series in partnership with Adult Swim
>valvetime
>TF2 feature-length film entirely by Valve
>valvetime
>TF2 12 minute short
>Demoman VA is noticeably 'off' due to advanced age
>Engineer VA has to be replaced because he's retired

valvetime is something we laugh about because otherwise we'd have to cry.

>>105970108
>>105970344
Zarya is their daughter.

>>105969560
>>105969609
And by 'first few' it's literally the first few Update teaser comics. The numbered TFComics series (which we're perpetually stuck in the wait for the final entry of) will probably never be put to print, because of its quasi-motion-comic features.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:42:28 No.105970904 Report

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>>105970753

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:44:22 No.105970955 Report

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:54:27 No.105971207 Report

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>>105970955
I live that heavy is like...the least unhinged person on the team, despite being a giant Russian mercenaey who loves a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 07:58:19 No.105971319 Report

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>>105971207
>Not loving a gun
Guns are like pets that can’t die; as long as you feed them, play with them, and clean up after everything will be fine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 08:03:36 No.105971434 Report

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>>105971207
wasn't the only reason heavy became a mercenary to feed and provide to his family?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 08:08:29 No.105971535 Report

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So it's pretty much confirmed that Zhanna is the 10th TF2 member right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 09:13:11 No.105972416 Report

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>>105971535
What would her loadout be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 09:17:35 No.105972464 Report

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>>105969046
The TF2 comics were so wonderful.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 09:22:05 No.105972514 Report

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>>105971434
yes
heavy is actually really smart, he just can't speak english very well

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 09:42:42 No.105972680 Report

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>>105972464
I hate that we can talk about them in the past tense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 09:49:53 No.105972742 Report

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>>105972464
Have they been officially cancelled or something? They were planning for one more issue last time I checked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 09:52:02 No.105972751 Report

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>>105972416
Something like a full on demoknight replace her missing hand with a blade

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 10:14:22 No.105972917 Report

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>>105971207
Heavy is smart as fuck but he has to pretend to be retarded to hide his identity or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 10:15:52 No.105972931 Report

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>>105972416
Honey and fists.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 10:26:14 No.105972974 Report

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>>105972742
>They were planning for one more issue last time I checked.
...of course they will, anon.
Of course they will.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 10:27:26 No.105972980 Report

Quoted By: >>105973895

>>105972514
>>105972917
Goes all the way back to the original Heavy demo reel as the Russian language version has him being much more conversational/erudite

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 11:47:48 No.105973463 Report

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>>105970955
is heavy ever exempt from suffering?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 11:54:48 No.105973499 Report

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>>105973463
He is Russian, so no.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 12:57:29 No.105973895 Report

Quoted By: >>105974310 >>105974398

>>105972980
Yeah, he's not pretending to be stupid, he just doesn't speak English very well. He's more eloquent in his native tongue.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:00:12 No.105973921 Report

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A-Any day now guys...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:08:23 No.105973976 Report

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>>105972742
>Valve-related property getting a conclusion
EHAH

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:24:18 No.105974095 Report

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>>105973976
>when you smoke so much you forget what number comes after 2

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:45:57 No.105974258 Report

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>>105971207
Spy and Engie seem pretty with it too to be honest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:50:44 No.105974293 Report

Quoted By: >>105974388

>>105968854
Zhanna haven't seen a man other than Misha in more than a decade probably. She would've taken scout but he'd never shut up. And pyro is... pyro.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:53:25 No.105974310 Report

Quoted By: >>105974342 >>105974367 >>105974371 >>105974717

>>105971207
So, a sanity table of all mercs, from most sane to least one:
Heavy (heavily depressed man)
Engineer (despite his transhumanism and no qualms of making a cyborgs>>105973895
, perfectly chill)
Spy (He is an emotional sadist)
Scout (he still a kid)
Sniper (Sociopath)
Demoman (Alcoholic
Medic (Sociopath AND psycho)
Soldier (Probaby a schizophrenic)
Pyro (Hallucinating 24/7/365, legit insane)

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:57:15 No.105974336 Report

Quoted By: >>105974357

>>105971207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btRX2kis24E

Heavy obviously has an intricate past with more suffering behind it than meets the eye but here's the thing. Heavy doesn't complicate things. He's a mercenary, he protects his family and doktor. And that's all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:58:18 No.105974342 Report

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>>105974310
Solider is a lead poisoned idiot and Sniper isn't a sociopath he's a professional.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:59:37 No.105974357 Report

Quoted By: >>105975345

>>105974336

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 13:59:40 No.105974359 Report

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>>105968854
If she's not bi, she's not perfect. She's just another oppressor.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:00:41 No.105974367 Report

Quoted By: >>105974414 >>105974423

>>105974310
Is Scout confirmed Spy's kid?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:01:02 No.105974371 Report

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>>105974310
>alcoholic is less sane than a sociopath
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:02:54 No.105974388 Report

Quoted By: >>105974423

>>105974293
>Meets Demoman first
>Basically slobbers all over him
>Demoman says "calm yourself woman"
>She rips off her clothes revealing her 50/10 body
>You calm me she says
>Cue 5 hours of balls deep pounding in all holes
>He walks out with a limp she's smiling and snoring slightly

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:03:55 No.105974398 Report

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>>105972917
>>105973895
In Poker Night at the Inventory he claims to have a PhD in Russian Literature.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:06:11 No.105974414 Report

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>>105974367
Scout is confirmed God's gift to women.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:07:11 No.105974423 Report

Quoted By: >>105976205

>>105974388
>He walks out with a limp
heh
Although her sisters have a different taste.

>>105974367
Read the latest comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:08:02 No.105974431 Report

Quoted By: >>105974554

>The last TF2 comic came out over a year ago

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:09:55 No.105974454 Report

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:13:46 No.105974482 Report

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>>105971207

Heavy has a degree in Russian Literature or something. He's smart as hell and probably the most stable merc

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:20:19 No.105974554 Report

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>>105974431
Not only that but difference in days between two updates or any kind of information being leaked is almost reaching 500. It was never this high. I hope they at least ship the 2nd heavy update before they supporting the game altogether.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:22:25 No.105974582 Report

Quoted By: >>105974647

Are Russian woman actually built like Zhanna and Zarya or is that just fantasy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:27:14 No.105974647 Report

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>>105974582
Well it depends. Russians live in the coldest fucking places on Earth. Hunting bears where no other animal or sustenance is available is probably not that far off from reality, especially if you live in Siberia. So a woman raised on bear meat would probably be built like that. But many russians are also dirt poor. Potatoes and vodka will let you survive but won't help build mass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:29:36 No.105974676 Report

Quoted By: >>105974797

>>105968854
He actually noticed when a cute girl approached him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:34:13 No.105974717 Report

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>>105974310
>heavily depressed man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZRKozAzZmY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:36:58 No.105974757 Report

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>>105970955
It took me WAY too long to notice the "Grandfather" joke here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:40:18 No.105974790 Report

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>>105968877
>He chose pussy over patriotism. He also believes that Heavy and Zhanna are full Americans.
These two statements contradict each other.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:41:11 No.105974797 Report

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>>105974676
He may be an idiot, but he is no fool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 14:46:11 No.105974837 Report

Quoted By: >>105975225

>>105974342
I think Soldier isn't the only one who's lead poisoned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:10:50 No.105975040 Report

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>>105968854
Goddamn

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:21:05 No.105975146 Report

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>>105970753
Wholesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:29:50 No.105975225 Report

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>>105974837
Ms. Pauling said they supplied lead-free water to the mercs. It's only outright implied that Soldier didn't know about it; you could assume that perhaps some of the others drank the tainted water as well, but there's no actual confirmation for that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:30:24 No.105975231 Report

Quoted By: >>105975320 >>105975339 >>105975378 >>105975449

>>105968854
Remember that time Miss Pauling went to a hotdog eating contest and tried to cheat using one of Engineer's teleporters but all it did was teleport undigested hot dogs directly into her colon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:40:29 No.105975314 Report

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>>105973463
Is Heavy the Miles O'Brien of TF2?

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:41:09 No.105975320 Report

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>>105975231
I have no recollection of this happening but all this considered it sounds entirely plausible.

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:43:06 No.105975339 Report

Quoted By: >>105975382

>>105975231
I've fapped to her stomach gurgling in that audio clip, good stuff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:43:42 No.105975345 Report

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>>105974357
I miss this more painterly art style from the comics. Not that Makani isn't still doing a good job making Miss P cute and Zhanna absolute boner material, I just miss it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:47:15 No.105975378 Report

Quoted By: >>105976005

>>105975231
>>105975320
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:47:43 No.105975382 Report

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>>105975320
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3
You're welcome

>>105975339
That makes at least two of us.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:50:52 No.105975421 Report

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>>105975320
It's the only part of the in-game Miss P voice lines that I'll accept, because accepting all of it means accepting Ashley Burch's grating tones and the totally different airheaded-har-de-har ditz characterization of the lines compared to comic Miss P's straight man role.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 15:53:02 No.105975449 Report

Quoted By: >>105975975

>>105975231
Goddammit dude, we were having a nice thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 16:32:14 No.105975975 Report

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>>105975449
It can still be a nice thread!

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 16:35:14 No.105976005 Report

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>>105975378

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 16:52:48 No.105976205 Report

Quoted By: >>105976455

>>105974423
Oddly enough one of heavy's sisters looks a lot like one of the old concept art for female versions/equivalents of the 9 classes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 17:11:31 No.105976455 Report

Quoted By: >>105976735

>>105976205
Those aren't official concepts though, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 17:31:23 No.105976735 Report

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>>105976455
they were drawn by one of the team's artists (drew wolf, i think), and were proposed as some sort of intenral project, but either valve turned down the idea or they gave up on it, if i remember right

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Anonymous Sun 17 Feb 2019 17:34:30 No.105976780 Report

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>>105970753

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