>>105963336>a guy who drones on and on about some sky wizard you can't see.Not my experience, though it was Southern Baptist.
I've only went to church a few times, because my brother that isn't autistic like me decided it was a good place for his 14 year old ass to pick up girls.
I remember one in particular, it was the day he got baptized. I noticed that about half of the kids that bullied me were sitting up front with their families, and that the preacher didn't talk about the bible one bit, instead going on about how his crackhead uncle was tweeking hard and thought his house was surrounded by cops, and the preacher managed to hide all the guns in the house before anyone got hurt. Because Jesus, I guess.
Then they started praying and my brother's Eddy Haskel looking friend joined a few others to kneel at the front.
