(Family Guy Theme Song)
Griffin’s House (Night)
The griffin family are watching TV
Announcer: And now we return with the Steven Universe marathon on Adult Swim.
Clip form the show:
Amethyst: Pearl, Steven needs your help.
Pearl: Where’s Steven Amethyst?
Amethyst: Now you can call it Stevonnie.
Pearl: In this house doesn’t use pronouns, Stevonnie is a bisexual, transsexual, pansexual, no-binary creature of the Homeworld.
Pearl keep talking about gender or some agenda thing.
Stevonnie: Pearl, I need your help, I don’t know how to use the bathroom.
Pearl: Don’t worry. If you are a girl, you need to use the female bathroom, if you are a male, you need the male one. But if you are Stevonnie….
Garnet: If you’re Stevonnie, you need to be yourself.
Pearl: Yeah, we are the Crystal Gems, and were guided by Rose Quartz 5000 years ago and ….
Amethyst: Just Keep Beach City Dirt, the whole ocean is your bathroom.
Stevonnie: Last choice. (Stevonnie runs to the Beach)
Lapis Lazuli: Steven, this is gross.
(Back to Griffins)
Lois: What the *fuck* was that?
Brian: Steven Universe, One of the greatest show of America. Turns kids into person of free choice about xir/xer gender, and there’s a lot of diversity, look at Connie, she’s a black woman but she -sorry- xer is a strong woman able to do some things like protecting Steven or making pizza.
Peter: Looks like a kid parody of The Critic.
Peter: What? FOX don’t let us make a scene of the Critic, but let’s us make a scene about Quagmire raping Marge and killing all the Simpsons Family.
Better watch this episode on Adult Swim. Without cuts and a better audience.
(Adult Swim Logo)
Chris: Guess who won a program on Adult Swim.
All family: Shut up, Meg.