Batman has Big Dick Energy. He’s suave. Confident. Hard as a rock. Uncompromising. Relentless. He excludes an air of assurance that only comes with an acceptance of your greatness. Bruce has a humongous dick, which gives him the mental strength to stand next to Gods. Morrison himself said so. Other characters who fit this mood are Reed Richards, Thor, Captain America and so on and so forth. Basically most uncompromising, determines heroes.

On the other hand, Stark has Average Dick Drive. He fills his life with flashy bling to distract the people from his fragile ego. He doubts himself and compromises constantly because he doesn’t really have a strong moral compass, since he doesn’t have the assurance of a supreme manhood. He’s the textbook example of the overcompensator. Similar characters are Lex Luthor, Doctor Doom and really, most grey villains.

So there you have it. Batman would decimate Iron Man die to his will. Same goes with a Batman/Doom battle. Doom’s a textbook example of a man with a fragile ego, which almost always comes back to the manhood.