>>105312997 >I was only 9 years old
>I hated my abusive parents so much
>I fantasized about going to the Endless Graveyard with Lady Death every night before bed, hoping she would take me away from the wretched life I had been given
>Dr. Price hears my parents and tells me he'll cure me with his machine
>I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Lady Death
>I called him a cunt
>He straps me into the machine to cure me and tells me to go sleep
>I'm crying now and my brain hurts
>Suddenly I feel a massive erection as I feel a coldness moving towards me
>It's Lady Death
>I am so happy
>She whispers in my ear "Cause megadeath, the complete destruction of everyone on earth, it's the only way we'll ever be together"
>She grabs me with her anatomically inaccurately-drawn hands and shoves my head into her gigantic titties
>I'm ready
>I pretend to be cured and then kill 35 people with a rifle
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Lady Death
>I can feel my dick throbbing as my eyes start to water
>I want to please Lady Death
>She roars a mighty squee as I fill the streets with blood
>Dr. Price walks in
>Lady Death materializes out of blood and says "I'm going to turn him into an unstoppable zombie with a talking smiley face badge and he will star in a million shitty limited series with alternate covers".
>Lady Death vanishes into the ether
>Lady Death is love, Lady Death is Life.
