It's time again for Superboy. How's things in these stressful days before Christmas? Me? I'm giving you... pretty much the same thing I give you every week but now it's seasonal so ho ho ho.
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Early in the morning, Smallville wakes up to weird visitors hovering suspiciously overheard
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Hi we're weird visitors
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Eek! They are weird! Look at them. Look at them and stare! Maybe if we show no emotional they'll stop being weird.
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Allow us to play for you so the song of our people
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Hey! No music-making without a permit, pal! One doot out of you and that's a $350 penalty!
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No! The music's taking control! My feet... they're turning me into dance dance dance dance dancing machine! Watch me get down watch me get down!
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Our work here is done
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hey bet you can't accurately snap steel beams in half with darts
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Hey why are those space babies holding those sharp darts like that
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Ready... set.... go
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"Did you see that? How many main support beams can we afford to lose?"
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We've got reports of musical terrorism and dart destruction all over town. Call in the after-image technique special forces action cop duo.
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"You can stop now. All you need to do is beat up kids with your billy club."
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Meanwhile at the Kent's General Store
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Clark: Pa? I've been meaning to ask. Why do we have a General Store? I thought we were farmers.
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Emergency! Emergency! If Superboy is anywhere within reach please help!
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That nondescript generalized threat sounds awful threatening. Pa, may I finish sweeping the store later and deal with it before it becomes a specific threat?
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You may deal with that vague emergency. The dirt will be there when you get back. I'll leave it in a pile just for you.
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Up up and we sell tires now?! Wow!
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Smallville bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down.
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What a fitting way for the Twinkie Train to end. Why did we think a train could compete with the O scar Mayer weinermobile?
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Not the Twinkie Twain! America's heartland couldn't deal with losing our yellow spongecake with white synthetic cream filling snackfood's official train!
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Carnival goers everywhere can rest easy knowing they'll have plenty of twinkies to deep fry.
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There's the trouble! Krypto get in attack position!
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That's it Krypto! Bite! Bite hard while I get swole!
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Knock off this nonsense this instant young man or these muscles will double in size
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Not enough for you? Then I'll lose my muscles and get uncomfortably fat! Is the world ready for an obese Superman? I think not.
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I have law enforcement with me. Confess who you are and why you keep do the bad things you done.
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Ngardp! Orf! Yylintpee! >hyperspeed charades
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I don't think they understand or speak English good
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Maybe they're just plain stupid.
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Stupid or not there is one place we can take these two troublemaking tykes that doesn't discriminate
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In Jaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiil
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Officer, I've done a thorough body and cavity search and I've uncovered all their belongings.
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They have... deep pockets
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So uh this is a scared straight situation, correct? You'll let em cry for 10 minutes, yell at them for 10 and let them cry for 10 more and then free them?
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Yes I've already called the former drug addict to scream in their faces
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Then I should be going. Without their weapons they shouldn't give you much trouble and Krypto has been bugging me all day for a Jamba Juice I know dogs probably shouldn't have orange dream machines but I can't say no to that face. See ya!
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If you're going could you pick me up a... oh...
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Next time Krypto I get to choose the place
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Francis! Kelly! Call the riot squad! The space babies are escaping!
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Huh. You don't see that every day
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"Hey are you two ok?"
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Yes but are you ok?
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No not really. We were passing by your planet but had a cosmic emergency and were forced to crash land here. So much for National Lampoon's interstellar vacation. We really wanted to visit Walley World too.
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I hate to bring this up and I don't know how to say it but your kids are terrorizing Smallville with lots and lots of weapons. Did they steal your destroyogun or something? How do you uh discipline your children on other worlds?
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Weapons? My children have no weapons. They have only toys. Do you not have nerf on this world? Do you people not live by the words "Nerf or nothing" here? My children are only having harmless fun. They don't mean anything by it they're just being special.
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Yes... yes... I see. I expected you to say something like that.
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Krypto you go bring those kids here while I get the parts and repair the ship so we can send these kind weird tourists back where they came from as soon as possible.
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Before you at home say anything about their legs, they look to be about 7. These space babies are 7. 7. Don't take that chance.
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I didn't know Superboy taught the dog to speak. Those two are full of hidden surprises.
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Krypto what took you? I finished my task 45 minutes ago!
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The canine is correct. Though you have repaired most of our ship's systems and hull, you failed to account for the fuel necessary to take our ship into orbit. We are still stranded.
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You need gas? The nearest pump's only 4 miles away.
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Just kidding I'm going to throw you into space. Hold on tight.
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Aim up Krypto! Up!
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Those are two kids you'll never miss. Any last words before we wrap this up?
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I really need to make some non-dog friends to talk to.
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Meanwhile a volcano is glowing
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And then the underwater volcano erupts with a massive burst of underwater fire. If you have any questions or concerns please contact your nearest volcanologist. They'll be just as confused as you are.
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creating a water spout
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"Captain there's a waterspout. What do?"
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Emergency notice to Superboy: We have a ship of fools playing chicken with a waterspout. Care to help us out?
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"Full speed ahead! Come on Superboy we were going to wreck that waterspout why can't you let us do what we want you're not our dad"
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Superboy: Do I need to separate you two? I will!
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You think this will stop us? We'll sail for the waterspout again! You can't babysit us forever!
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Then I'll destroy the waterspout giving you nothing to run into!
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Must have tired itself out
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Is that... a pokemon? Krypto go save that aquatic creature in distress before it drowns!
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Friendly little thing isn't it? I didn't plan on having two pets but it seems to like you, Krypto.
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It's a lot of responsibility I know, but you're the senior animal of the Superboy team so you show him the ropes. Keep him out of trouble and on the right and virtuous path. I'll try and research what he is and find out what to feed him and his other aquatic needs.
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You've found a friend, Krypto. Keep him out of trouble.
Anonymous
STILL BRILLIANT
and still thing you should figure out how to collect the images with the text into some form of CBR since these
>>104847940 image files will eventually die out and be gone forever
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You take care of him. I'll ask Pa if he knows anything about whatever it is.
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yeeeeeee
>>104849751 I have no idea how to do that and honestly I doubt anyone will care when these things are gone.
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A sluice! I've always wanted to see one up close!
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Watch me sluice right in!
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Hey are you doing near sluice open gate they wouldn't put one there if they wanted people to use it.
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Don't push it all the way open!
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Ow my sternum! My cutesy little sternum!
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Never fear. Krypto is here.
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LOOK WHAT YOU DID I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THE GATE AND WHAT DO YOU DO? YOU OPEN THE GATE NOW ALL OF SMALLVILLE IS ABOUT TO GET CRUSHED BY A WAVE US HIGH SPEED WATER DEATH? ARE YOU HAPPY? IS THIS THE FIRST DAY ON THE TEAM YOU WANTED?
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Krypto come quick! The sluice is loose! We need to fix it!
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Who would do such a thing to Smallville dam? And who would allow such a person to do such a thing?
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One problem solved now to address the rogue wave
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Krypto? I leave you alone for 5 minutes and this happens. We solve crisises we don't create them. I love, that's why I'm extremely disappointed that you keep failing to meet my expectations.
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I will stop this deadly flood with this tree!
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We have to carefully dig a canal. Grip the tree firmly by the trunk and keep pushing!
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Mistakes into miracles
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Ah so the little guy lived in an underwater volcano and got blasted to the surface. It all makes perfect scientifically accurate sense.
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Ah! What's that I smell? A water pumping station full of natural gas? Alluring!
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Don't you dare. Get back here.
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Mmmmmm natural gas.
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tap tap tippity tap
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Oh no! An explosion at the pumping station!
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Krypto I'll be mad at you later for continuing to let me down but for now we need to relieve the pressure before all of Smallville explodes!
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Dig as many holes as it takes!
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We're safe for now, we relieved the underground pressure just like brain surgery. What's not like brain surgery? Taking care of a small animal. I'm lucky I didn't put you in charge of child day care or we'd be dealing with a small mound of dead toddlers. Like Jonestown but an accident this time.
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Where is that small animal anyways?
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He's mimicking us! Stop him Krypto! Stop him before he destroys the mountain!
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GET OUT OF THERE. YOU DESTABILIZED EVERYTHING! YOU'LL MAKE A ROCKSLIDE!
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No it's not fine!
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Cover your head in the safety avalanche position!
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I don't know what that is!
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Well Krypto... at least we won't need to bury him. He died pushing you out of the way of rocky doom ... if only... if only you had told him you can't be hurt by that.
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I'm sorry Krypto. I know you liked him. This only further reinforces the point that some of us shouldn't have pets or kids... not so much because you'd kill them, Krypto, but because you would most certainly probably let them die.
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Sounds... don't be fooled Krypto it's probably the poor thing's death rattle. Or maybe it's haunting you.
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Fine I'll check if it's still alive. Not my fault if you get dog nightmares from the haunting vision you see.
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Hiiii guysssss
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Rocks are surprisingly comfy once you get used to crushed bones and horrid internal damage! It's all about mindset!
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This creature is clearly a danger to itself and everything around it. How such a suicidal creature survives but the dodo is extinct I will never know.
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Don't give me that look you know I'm right. We're leaving this thing in natural habitat and fleeing before we're obligated to fix anything else today.
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Merry Christmas. Be back next week.
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>>104847893 >>104850541 Good show, great fun!
Happy holidays, SNS. You're a treasure.
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I've noticed a theme of Smallville always being harassed by super children or enraged parents.
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>>104849179 >not "BORK" that was really hilarious, no offence but the qualitys going down a bit
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>>104848780 I get that reference, I've seen that dumb, but oddly satisfying show as well.
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>>104849143 >>104849155 Considering the Superman lore at the time, Krypto is probably also a skilled ventriloquist and a licensed heavy crane operator.
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>>104849685 >I didn't plan on having two pets Well, technically correct. A super-dog, super-horse, super-goat, super-cat and a super-dolphin are a lot more than "two".
