>>104840790>You just want to dick her because you're hornyI mean, you're not wrong - and it's entirely by design that people want to dick her...or, at least, treat her like waifu material. Roxanne as a character is like a set of Dragon Balls after a wish is made: inert. As a shell of a character, she is ideal crush material: A person will have a vague notion of who she is and (presumably) think she's at least a cute character.
Roxanne was designed to seem like your first crush on a girl: You barely even know her, and yet you want to bone her.