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The real issue here isn’t the avatars: yeah, they can have a shitty camera, stressing a visual medium, or whatever the flimsy fucking excuse.
But no, that’s not the issue here. The real issue is that unlike the ones who do it right, these fuckers expect you to listen to their bullshit and look at the same five fucking poses for an HOUR. The concept of brevity is wholly lost on them. Even when they write up a script (on the rare chance they do), they often go in circles, over-elaborate, or otherwise overembellish their scripts like they get paid by the fucking word. It’s almost like they missed the memo that longer videos aren’t what’s hot anymore—they haven’t been for fucking years now. I get it, though, that proofreading and doing some basic editing is hard for the mentally disabled, but at least give it a fucking try. Going on for excruciatingly long in what boils down to a verbal wall of text about your opinion to the point in which you may as well be dry-humping a thesaurus doesn’t make you look smart; it makes you look like you don’t know enough about what you’re talking about in order to convey it in an intelligent manner.
Shit, if that’s what you’re actually going for, then stop pretending you actually care and leave the screen blank, because we all know everyone’s just switching to another tab to use your ranting as background noise. If there’s nothing of relevance to fucking show, then what’s the point of your shitty commissioned slides. In reality, it’s a glorified reaction cam at worst, and a little bit of background status to be ignored by the eyes at best. Seriously, what is the difference between you shrugging on camera and showing a superimposed .PNG? What does this fucking contribute? At least on camera, you could make more interesting movements to look at.
See what I mean? I bet your eyes rolled to the back of your fucking head just looking over this shit. At least you’re not paying for it.
