"So no matter what I did, no matter how many people lost their pensions, it's forgiven like that?"

"If you truly repent, then yes."

"Ok, let's make some magic here. I wiped a booger on your shirt, I made a dog and cat kiss, I swiped a bolted-down TV from a Holiday Inn, I coveted the wife in Jaws 2, I lied to a waiter, I've masturbated eight billion times and I have no plans to ever stop masturbating in the future."