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>luan will never tell you bad jokes in class
>luan will never get embarrassed when you laugh at them anyways
>luan will never warm up to you as you become the only one who tolerates her constant joke cracking
>luan will never depend on you in school to bounce her comedy ideas off somebody
>luan will never be annoyed how you laugh at everything she says
>luan will never be envious of the attention you receive from the girls from your skill in sports
>luan will never compete for your attention from the countless other girls flirting with you
>luan will never crack mean-sprited jokes about her competitors
>luan will never harbor secret feelings toward you
>luan will never attempt to brush of these feelings with self-deprecating jokes
>luan will never be stunned as you tell her that her self-deprecating jokes are the one thing you won't
laugh at
>luan will never stutter through her joke to save face
>luan will never get serious and look deep with your eyes
>luan will never make a joke that doesn't even make sense to save face
>luan will never come up to you later and ask you to help her with her comedy routine after school
>luan will never acknowledge after classes that the comedy routine was a front and she wants to ask
you something
>luan will never confront you in a sunset classroom as you study and stammeringly invite you over to
her family thanksgiving
>luan will never be struck with surprise as you accept and suddenly cringe and crack a joke about your answer
>luan will never wait anxiously for you to arrive
>luan will never open the door upon you ringing the doorbell and be struck with sheer surprise that you came
>luan will never introduce you to her sisters who have careers and passions beyond dumb comedy
>luan will never crack a joke to end the awkward silence in the dinner table conversation