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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 03:25:20 2018 No.104489240 View Reply Original Report

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How come superheroes never work retail jobs? It seems they always have white collar jobs as reporters or millionaires or something above-average like detective or forensic scientist.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 03:27:51 No.104489294 Report

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>>104489240
Moon Knight worked as a cab driver.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 03:28:30 No.104489303 Report

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>>104489240
The hours aren't good.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 03:28:52 No.104489307 Report

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>>104489294
>>104489240
whoops forgot image

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 03:31:54 No.104489357 Report

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those jobs don't let you bail out during or skip shifts because getting someone to cover for you is a bitch

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 03:58:18 No.104489694 Report

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>>104489240
They job at menial positions to make the reader feel better, I guess.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 04:54:46 No.104490695 Report

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>>104489240

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 04:56:50 No.104490730 Report

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Doesn't one of the Runaways work retail?

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 04:58:29 No.104490744 Report

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>>104490730
the Runaways are different, they're only superheroes circumstantially

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:01:48 No.104490787 Report

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>>104489240
Static worked at Burger fool.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:03:43 No.104490817 Report

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>>104489240

Ben Reilly worked at a coffee shop.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:33:42 No.104491252 Report

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>>104490817
He was also a waiter at some point

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:39:00 No.104491337 Report

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Why don't any of the male Superheroes work as porn stars or strippers? They put a lot of effort into those bodies, they might as well get some use out of it.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:40:11 No.104491357 Report

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>>104489240
Because they're busy superheroing

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:41:38 No.104491382 Report

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>>104489240
Because that's how you get super villains, Anon.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:43:48 No.104491416 Report

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>>104491382
This. Be a hero after black Friday or working after sporting events.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:48:09 No.104491503 Report

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Nobody who works retail would commit an act of selflessness in their spare time

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 05:49:12 No.104491518 Report

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>>104490695
>coffee
>with spaghetti in a taco shell, beans, and tortilla chips
I feel like Cincinnati may be involved.

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Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 07:12:40 No.104492546 Report

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>>104489240
Nova did multiple dead end jobs before he decided to go full space.

But lets be honest, if you had super powers you wouldn't be working in retail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 03 Dec 2018 07:15:37 No.104492579 Report

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>get alert that town needs saving
>sorry, you don't have any sick days and nobody will cover your shift

>get injured in battle
>sorry, you don't have any sick days and nobody will cover your shift

>get sent to another dimension
>boss calling asking why you aren't at work

>die, but come back to life weeks later because it's comic books
>bitch why weren't you at work

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