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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 14:03:14 2018 No.104245978 View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>104246062 >>104249230 >>104249718 >>104250138 >>104251193 >>104251268

>heaven loves me so much i get to visit
Does everyone worship her just because of Wonder Woman? It was even the go-to "what were you in?" response. I just can't see why anyone praises her so fucking much, even Wreck It Ralph 2 is pulling it.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 14:05:33 No.104246000 Report

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no, only the jews

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 14:13:13 No.104246062 Report

Quoted By: >>104246572 >>104251916

>>104245978
Don't worry

Once they see a female Superhero movie that's actually GOOD they'll forget all about this talentless cunt

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 14:33:11 No.104246223 Report

Quoted By: >>104246328 >>104246591 >>104249282

>Heaven.
>Jewish.

Doesn't that defy the scripture? Aren't the Jewish dead in repose until their messiah returns?

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 14:45:21 No.104246328 Report

Quoted By: >>104246351

>>104246223
yes

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 14:47:47 No.104246351 Report

Quoted By: >>104246661 >>104246662 >>104246714

>>104246328
Do I have that right, with the "returns?" I know Christians await the return of Jesus (and believe Him to be the Jewish messiah) but who was the Jewish messiah they're awaiting to return?

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:09:29 No.104246572 Report

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>>104246062
The same episode had Homer immediately respond to Gadot about if he's seen Wonder Woman that any time he sees the DC logo he immediately falls asleep.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:12:08 No.104246591 Report

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>>104246223
Jews argue constantly
In Christ's time there was actually an ongoing debate on this topic and the no afterlife group won

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:21:03 No.104246661 Report

Quoted By: >>104246671 >>104249833

>>104246351
Actually, I think they don't really have a concept of heaven or life after death
The messiah is supposed to be a king who brings peace, but on Earth

All the stuff about resurrection and heaven is from the new testament

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:21:08 No.104246662 Report

Quoted By: >>104246683

>>104246351
Bump.

>>104246591
This is interesting. Doesn't "Isra'el" translate to "He who wrestles with God?"

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:22:10 No.104246671 Report

Quoted By: >>104249792

>>104246661
So there's no "spiritual" heaven in Jewish theology?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:23:45 No.104246683 Report

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>>104246662
Yes, but that's the guy Israel who was Jacob, then he wrestled with an angel and God called him Israel

Israel formerly Jacob

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:26:24 No.104246714 Report

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>>104246351
Jews followed a bunch of “messiahs” over the centuries. Back in Roman times they had Simon Bar Kokhba. More recently Chabad believes their group’s leader, the rebbe (who is dead) is really the messiah and will return soon.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:30:58 No.104246763 Report

Quoted By: >>104246803 >>104247491

>>104246714
So, there's no consensus about who they're waiting for? How will they know if/when their messiah actually comes back?

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 15:34:24 No.104246803 Report

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>>104246763
i guess he'd tell them or make a grand entrance like what jesus would do where it'd stop everything going on

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 16:27:35 No.104247491 Report

Quoted By: >>104247779

>>104246763
According to tradition, he won't bleed when circumncised. That'd be the earliest possible sign, at least.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 16:52:13 No.104247779 Report

Quoted By: >>104249675

>>104247491
Huh, weird. That means the Jewish messiah will be BORN, which is something I hadn't considered. My understanding of Christian theology is that Christ will return after descending from Heaven. That the Jewish messiah will begin life as every other is an interesting change. Even so, you'd almost expect him to be born circumcised.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 18:24:39 No.104249090 Report

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Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 18:34:45 No.104249230 Report

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>>104245978
it ain't her movies they like her for.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 18:38:30 No.104249282 Report

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>>104246223
There's no cloudy physical heaven in christian scripture either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 18:39:30 No.104249302 Report

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>>104249282
Explain?

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:00:18 No.104249650 Report

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>>104249302
Some branches like the Adventists also believe the dead are in repose because there's no passage that alludes to that.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:01:47 No.104249675 Report

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>>104247779
Christ was born normally, they make that pretty clear.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:03:17 No.104249699 Report

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>>104249282
There is a physical heaven, St. Paul was there briefly.
Also the "New Jerusalem" of Revelations is definitely a physical place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:04:32 No.104249718 Report

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>>104245978
Yeah but did they show the part when she baths in palestine blood?

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:06:08 No.104249746 Report

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>Jews
>Going to Heaven

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:08:52 No.104249792 Report

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>>104246671
>>104246671
No Judaism is weird pagan materialism

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:12:18 No.104249833 Report

Quoted By: >>104249951 >>104250719 >>104251288

I'm actually very impressed at how this thread is largely genuine discussion of Jewish theology and immediately mostly full of Jew Hate

>>104246661
As someone who was raised in Reform Judaism, which is very lax granted, there was never a mention of any afterlife. Our rabbi basically would straight up say it was an unknown and jews ought focus moreso instead on doing good on earth for the sake of others

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:15:03 No.104249873 Report

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>>104249746
this

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:21:56 No.104249951 Report

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>>104249833

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 19:35:12 No.104250138 Report

Quoted By: >>104251224

>>104245978
Wait, when did Krusty's dad died?

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 20:11:43 No.104250719 Report

Quoted By: >>104251159

>>104249833
Curious, without the threat of eternal damnation, does anyone really have a reason to stay with the faith?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 20:37:19 No.104251159 Report

Quoted By: >>104253419

>>104250719
I'd say the community aspect. The fact that it's such a mixed ethnicity/religion contributes to that. Most jews families are jews, and the big family events you'll likely go to are seders and bar/bat mitzvahs.

A lot of reform jews don't, i didn't myself. But that community aspect and culture is a lot more intense and prevalent in conservative and orthodox Judaism.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 20:39:37 No.104251193 Report

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>>104245978
Whatever the afterlife holds, I just hope it’s lively.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 20:41:31 No.104251224 Report

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>>104250138
Season 26

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 20:44:13 No.104251268 Report

Quoted By: >>104253433

>>104245978
She's the female Hollywood is pushing now, since nobody liked the Amy Shumer push. They're trying to create a lasting female star.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 20:45:30 No.104251288 Report

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>>104249833
>I'm actually very impressed at how this thread is largely genuine discussion of Jewish theology and immediately mostly full of Jew Hate
Were you worried they'd shit on Gal as a person or something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 21:25:37 No.104251916 Report

Quoted By: >>104253577

>>104246062
Her movie was good.

Or at least it was up to the halfway mark.

Then it went full Alba Fantastic 4.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 22:51:50 No.104253419 Report

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>>104251159
How many of these people actually believe in the supernatural? In my experience the big draw of nobody ever wanting to think about not being christian is not wanting to suffer forever, or to have other people think they deserve to suffer forever.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 22:53:20 No.104253433 Report

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>>104251268
the one that cant act

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 23:04:15 No.104253577 Report

Quoted By: >>104253610

>>104251916
It wasn't watchable at any point.

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Anonymous Tue 20 Nov 2018 23:07:11 No.104253610 Report

Quoted By: >>104254405

>>104253577
>Wonder Woman wasn't watchable at any point
>says the MCUfag

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Anonymous Wed 21 Nov 2018 00:05:51 No.104254405 Report

Quoted By: >>104254534

>>104253610
I'm not a part of your company wars you fucking faggot, I watch whatever interests me and I don't pay attention to the company for capeshit. It wasn't good by any means.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Nov 2018 00:14:14 No.104254534 Report

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>>104254405
shut the fuck up

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Anonymous Wed 21 Nov 2018 00:20:42 No.104254635 Report

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Wonder Woman is in the same boat as Black Panther in where it's the
>Phew this doesn't suck, now we can worship the ground it walks on and not look like the retards who thought BvS and Avengers 2 were good

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