Well howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! Er, probably for not much longer though. Ya see fellers, it turns out school is now the *second* most dangerous place for a kid to be in! First place now goes to "everywhere else but school"! There's a bunch of killing going on lately and the only people getting murdered are people I haven't seen in ages! Well, gee whiz, on second thought I guess that means I'm safe! Looks like I can watch tonight's all-new episode of South Park airing at 10/9c after all! Neato! And I've only got less than three hours to go!

>Nobody Got Cereal - The boys break out of jail and are on the run from the police and ManBearPig. Satan steps up to help the boys and the rest of the citizens of South Park.

Gee fellers, if you're not sure if you're relevant enough to spared, you can always hide under my bed!