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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 06:31:30 2018 No.103980721 View Reply Original Report

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We all know Batman have very, VERY few close friends. Mostly Zatanna, Clark, and Diana. What do you think they do for fun? Well, "fun" for Bruce, anyway.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 07:40:45 No.103981367 Report

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>>103980721
Neither Zatanna nor Diana could be considered close friends to Batman. Zee and Bruce have a deep relationship, but they're rather distant most of the time. Diana isn't much closer to Batman, shipping aside, than the rest of the League.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 08:12:59 No.103981650 Report

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>>103980721
Batman and Wonder Woman burn a winter fire every year.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 08:40:13 No.103981870 Report

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>>103981650
what is diana's relationship with darkness?
i know shit about WW

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 08:44:35 No.103981904 Report

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>>103980721
Pretend they need him to dress like a bat and help them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 08:46:57 No.103981921 Report

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>>103980721
Batman probably spends his free time working out and pouring over case files

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 08:59:17 No.103982009 Report

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>>103981921
I honestly don't think modern Bruce *has* any free time. Back in the day he seemed a bit more relaxed and a little more adjusted. Just enough so that I can see him having spare moments and using them friviously. But for the last few decades/two ages he has been hyper focused, patrols Gotham, fights alongside the JL, trains, does his duties for WE, and has to keep current on criminal elements and world events. Just staying at his physical fitness is several hours of workout per day. There just aren't enough hours in the day.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 10:27:32 No.103982490 Report

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>>103980721
Probably go around Gotham beating people up
Knowing Bat boi he probably would ENJOY it very much than any other activity

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 10:37:42 No.103982543 Report

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>>103981870

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 10:41:43 No.103982564 Report

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>>103982543
does she have a personal vendetta against all necks?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 10:44:09 No.103982583 Report

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>>103982543
RIP huntress
She was a good gril

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 10:48:28 No.103982607 Report

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>>103982543

That Max Lord bit has always seemed comical and it's really jarring.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 11:00:11 No.103982672 Report

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>>103982607
The Max Lord one is probably the least comical. She's executing him because he's too dangerous to allow to live.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 12:39:38 No.103983219 Report

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>>103982672

Yes, and the execution (no pun intended) makes it look like the punchline from a webcomic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 12:46:42 No.103983262 Report

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>>103980721
Superman teams up with Zatanna to pull pranks on Bruce.
Diana just drinks tea with him or something.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 12:53:41 No.103983307 Report

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>>103982564
She is just efficient.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 12:59:00 No.103983347 Report

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>>103983307
>splitting two-face in two

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 14:13:59 No.103983916 Report

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 14:23:06 No.103983996 Report

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>>103983307
nice, but fuck the cunt for killing freeze

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 14:26:32 No.103984030 Report

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>>103983916
Yeah, that's Bruce to a T. Make it seem like it is a case or something when he wants to hang out.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 14:27:52 No.103984044 Report

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>>103982543
Wonder Woman LOVES necks. Nothing snaps like a good Neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 14:36:06 No.103984139 Report

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>>103981650
CUTE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 14:38:47 No.103984172 Report

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>>103980721
Rebirth's Trinity book had Clark, Bruce and Diana hang out somewhat casually from time to time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 14:43:46 No.103984220 Report

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>>103983307
>cutting two-face in half
okay what the fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 14:52:55 No.103984299 Report

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>>103984044
Damn I wish that was me.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 15:04:49 No.103984417 Report

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I love this page, I doubt Batman would desperately need Superman to just send a phone message instead of an emergency supersonic signal. He just wants to hang out beating up criminals.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 15:06:42 No.103984439 Report

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>>103984417

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 15:24:07 No.103984618 Report

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>>103984417
Do you think Bruce spies on Clark to make sure he isn't flashing back to high school and feeling like a huge nerd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 15:28:01 No.103984651 Report

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>>103983347
>>103984220
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cloven_Viscount
>and is split in two by a cannonball hitting him square in the chest

>There are now two Viscounts in Terralba. Gramo lives in the castle, Buono lives in the forest. Gramo causes damage and pain, Buono does good deeds

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 15:42:06 No.103984754 Report

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>>103982543
Guys what if Wonder Woman isn't an Amazon and in reality is Soldier and Zhanna's daughter?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 15:43:55 No.103984769 Report

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>>103984044
>Diana has a mild chocking fetish
>It's her doing the chocking
>It's not mild

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 15:46:38 No.103984796 Report

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>>103984618
>Master Bruce, are you spying on Master Clark?
>...
>You know, he looks very lonely
>"Alfred..."
>I bet he would appreciate having a friend with him. Instead of staring at a screen all day
>"... Hrrm"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 16:57:13 No.103985633 Report

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>>103980721

I remember an episode of Justice League Unlimited where Clark was about to invite WW and bats to eat a giant burrito in metropolis before the plot of the episode kicked in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 17:04:19 No.103985712 Report

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>>103985633
you think that would've given WW terrible farts haha
hah you think they'd be loud and stinky?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 17:47:55 No.103986188 Report

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>>103983307
>Two-Face is filled with strawberry jam
What did they mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 17:59:18 No.103986335 Report

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>>103985633
I think you're thinking of him inviting Batman and Wonder Woman to go get milkshakes and a burger before being possessed by Deadman

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:13:28 No.103986505 Report

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>>103986188
That he's sweet on the inside?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 18:48:50 No.103987036 Report

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>>103983219
I mean, that's just the art. Story-wise, it meant the most out of any of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 20:04:44 No.103988046 Report

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>>103986335

That's the one.

I don't know where I got that burrito from

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 20:06:29 No.103988065 Report

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>>103980721
Hal a cute

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 20:16:57 No.103988193 Report

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>>103980721
Like adults they have deep conversations, anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 20:21:01 No.103988249 Report

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>>103982543
that short haired Diana is making my peepee hard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 20:41:31 No.103988551 Report

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>>103984417
I never got this part because the new 52 established early on that clark and lois were bffs ( well like friendzoned kind but whatever). Honestly Ive always hated when they portray clark as being a straight up loser to everyone. Just kinda makes no sense. Not like anyone is gonna see him not fake sperg out and go O MAI GOWD ITS STUPUR MUN

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 23:08:36 No.103990671 Report

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>>103988551
But isn't that the point of living as Clark? Supes needs to remind himself what it's like for humans so he lives as a powerless nobody

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 23:13:49 No.103990771 Report

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Do you think Bruce occasionally takes them all out to nice restaurants? He is incredibly rich, after all.

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Anonymous Tue 06 Nov 2018 23:50:42 No.103991410 Report

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>>103990771
Yes he takes them all out the time

And then sticks Clark with the bill because he knows how much he can eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 01:52:46 No.103993169 Report

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>>103981650
>Diana tries to have a special thing with Bruce
>Bruce: But what about Claaark?
Jesus

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 02:04:58 No.103993334 Report

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>>103990671
No that completely misses the point. He doesnt act like a wimp because he sees humans as wimps that need protecting. Clark has friends. He isnt a loser and the fact you have like 60 years of comics showing he has friends defeats the purpose that the new52 one was going for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 02:14:35 No.103993477 Report

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>>103993169
Batman pushes Clark on others because he doesn't think deserve happiness like him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 02:15:32 No.103993493 Report

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>>103980721
Batman has tons of friends, even if he won’t admit it.

>Alfred, Jim, Lucious, Clark, Diana, Zee, Dick, Shiera, Barry, Hal, Ted, Jay, Alan, Barbara, Forager, Tim, etc etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 03:49:16 No.103994864 Report

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>>103980721
>Zatanna
being Bruce's friend is something a few writers have tried to push but isn't really a thing.

Clark and Bruce being friends was barely something that occasionally got mentioned in the Justice League run in the New 52 and certainly almost never in the Batgod solo books. If it wasn't for the Batman/Superman book, you wouldn't have thought that there was any reason for Bruce to be so angst over the entire Death of Superbro saga that DC pushed out pre-Rebirth.

Ditto for Diana and even less so because there was no team up book.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 03:54:42 No.103994942 Report

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>>103988249
same, anon, anybody have a source

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 04:35:14 No.103995412 Report

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>>103994864
What makes someone friends with these characters because 90% of what you just said could be applied to the vast majority of all these characters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 05:04:35 No.103995657 Report

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>>103984769
Will Marston would be proud.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 05:29:26 No.103995841 Report

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>>103985633
Jlu Batman was also the only leaguer to willingly show up to the flash museum opening. He cared about his friends, in his own way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 06:06:56 No.103996197 Report

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>>103984754
i wish they would finish that damn COMIC!
and give us a book dammit, its more than TF2 gets in updates now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 06:08:46 No.103996211 Report

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>>103981921
>Batman is the Jim Gordon of his team
CLARK, YOU KNOW IT HAS TO BE DONE! YOU NEED TO RAPE DARKSEID TO TEACH HIM A LESSON!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 06:15:12 No.103996275 Report

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>>103993493
>Hal
Kinda, I'd argue it's more history than anything
The only GL he really likes is Simon apparently

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 08:32:43 No.103997318 Report

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>>103994864
Well, that's one of the biggest reasons why The New 52 sucked. Heck, during the New 52 Wonder Woman hated Batman and blame his involvement with Superman whenever her relationship with Superman hit the bumps.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 13:38:25 No.103999082 Report

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What does West batman do for fun?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Nov 2018 14:42:04 No.103999519 Report

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>>103985712
based haha poster

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