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Cartoon Nerwork Hotel announced

HyperAnon Tue 30 Oct 17:13:13 2018 No.103862975 View Reply Original Report

https://www.syfy.com/syfywire/cartoon-network-opening-hotel-pennsylvania-amish-country?amp&__twitter_impression=true
Will it have a honeymoon suite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:19:15 No.103863055 Report

Quoted By: >>103863084 >>103864322

Why open a Cartoon Network hotel where nobody watches TV?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:21:44 No.103863081 Report

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I wonder, what their suites are going to look like? Its probably quite hard to make one without it being cringe.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:21:53 No.103863083 Report

Quoted By: >>103870394

>they actually make a honeymoon suite
>only allow lesbian couples to use it

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:21:58 No.103863084 Report

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>>103863055
Nobody watches TV anymore to begin with, so why not?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:24:25 No.103863115 Report

Quoted By: >>103864221

Dare you spend a night in the Courage suite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:24:27 No.103863116 Report

Quoted By: >>103863207 >>103874788

>>103862975
But why? And also why in a Amish Country in Pennsylvania?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:24:42 No.103863120 Report

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>>103862975
is the black kid on the left of the CN sign half dabbing?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:26:34 No.103863147 Report

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>>103862975
>fucking your wife while looking your waifu in the eyes
>locking eyes with your waifu while you nut deep, deep inside of your wife
heaven

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:28:43 No.103863178 Report

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>>103862975
that picture is fucking awful

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:31:43 No.103863207 Report

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>>103863116
It's an hour and a half from Philly, around the time it takes to get to the Jersey Shore. People will do that

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:32:22 No.103863220 Report

Quoted By: >>103863522 >>103864221

>>103862975
How long until some kid dies with his head wedged between the legs of a Powerpuff Girls statue?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:34:09 No.103863243 Report

Quoted By: >>103863440 >>103863522

hah

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:47:24 No.103863427 Report

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>>103862975
OH NO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz5ixVHxFE

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:48:19 No.103863440 Report

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>>103863243
how will they ever recover?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:52:42 No.103863502 Report

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>>103863147
>Not just having your wife dress up as your waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:54:09 No.103863522 Report

Quoted By: >>103864205 >>103864221 >>103870510

>>103863243
>>103862975
>>103863220
>How long until some kid dies with his head wedged between the legs of a Powerpuff Girls statue?
My fingers crossed for a kid choking too death on a Ed edd eddy jawbreaker or head by a Steven universe statue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 17:56:48 No.103863564 Report

Quoted By: >>103864205

>>103862975
So it's a "TeenTitans GO! hotel"?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:02:55 No.103863644 Report

Quoted By: >>103863971 >>103870069 >>103870185 >>103870478

>doing a cartoon themed hotel without a water/amusement park attached
>doing a cartoon themed hotel 10-15 years too late

Even Nick shut down their immensely successful Orlando operation and CN thinks some random hotel without a real draw is going to make money. There's supposedly going to be a resort style pool and water play zone but that could mean anything depending on the scale of the thing. Smells like a bad investment to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:24:45 No.103863971 Report

Quoted By: >>103869395

It's funny how the childhood dream was going to the Nick hotel (which I never did, if I was going to Florida it was either for family or Disney) and now this one is close. I'm interested to see how it does in the winter season when the park closes. With this and the New York mall getting a Nickelodeon theme park and a Dreamworks water park it's a busy time for /co/ properties around here. Maybe this will get Sesame to make that long rumored hotel

>>103863644
It's next to and being build in collaboration with Dutch Wonderland, a local theme park. It's not like it's in the middle of nowhere, it's intended for families to spend a night and go to the park

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:38:43 No.103864205 Report

Quoted By: >>103873686

>>103863522
As much as Ed Edd n Eddy stuff would be neat, from the promo it sounds like they'll mostly be sticking to cartoons from the last few years.
>>103863564
surprisingly the didn't name drop TTG once in the article, though I'm sure it'll be featured plenty

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:39:59 No.103864221 Report

Quoted By: >>103864265 >>103864330 >>103874356

>>103863115
>>103863220
>>103863522
>implying any of those shows will be represented
You'll get Steven, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Teen Titans Go, and Gumball.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:42:56 No.103864265 Report

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>>103864221
They sure do know how to blow their opportunities.
It's in amish county too? fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:46:57 No.103864322 Report

Quoted By: >>103865051 >>103875052

>>103863055
There are places where people still watch TV?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:47:24 No.103864330 Report

Quoted By: >>103864378

>>103864221
>You'll get Teen Titans Go and Gumball.
FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:49:18 No.103864362 Report

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>>103862975
Someone tell them what happened to the Nickelodeon Hotel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:50:25 No.103864378 Report

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>>103864330
They'll definitely have some Steven Universe stuff, but they'll be adding it to the hotel a very little bit at a time over the course of five years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:52:00 No.103864397 Report

Quoted By: >>103864489 >>103865099 >>103870606 >>103870651

I can only imagine what is there to do for parents?
I remember I always wanted to go to the Nick hotel as a kid, but it never crossed my mind that my parents would need something to do as well. Especially so if they didn't like cartoons that much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:58:11 No.103864489 Report

Quoted By: >>103864583

>>103864397
Alcohol, I assume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:58:32 No.103864497 Report

Quoted By: >>103864515

>>103862975
>Uses the nu-PPG designs instead of the originals
Fucking garbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:58:33 No.103864499 Report

Quoted By: >>103864654

>>103862975
/b/ should make a mural with this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 18:59:38 No.103864515 Report

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>>103864497
Is that show even still going?

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 19:04:24 No.103864570 Report

Quoted By: >>103866704 >>103870413 >>103870605 >>103871399

>>103862975
>mfw nobody learned their fucking lesson after the Nickelodeon Hotel.

This will be a cash cow for a coupe years before it gets buried in Red ink and becomes the subject of a "Defunct wonderland" type video in 10 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 19:05:20 No.103864583 Report

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>>103864489
I suppose. I mean i cant imagine parents wanting to stay there for more than a few days so I guess a few drinks is entertainment enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 19:10:04 No.103864654 Report

Quoted By: >>103865225 >>103875098

>>103864499
/co/ should graffiti the whole place with images of Spike Speigel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 19:34:52 No.103865051 Report

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>>103864322

Maybe in trailers and old folks homes. All people who can't afford a hotel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 19:38:16 No.103865099 Report

Quoted By: >>103865313 >>103873138 >>103877007

>>103864397
18+ club. Cartoon strippers and Looney Toons drinks

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 19:40:13 No.103865133 Report

Quoted By: >>103865511

"Resnick, the lead on the project, explained that while current shows such as “Steven Universe” and “Summer Camp Island” will definitely be represented, parents can expect to see some nods to Cartoon Network shows from their generation."

Won't be obviously the focus but it appears they will be there in some capacity. Could just be a mural or something, who knows

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 19:45:18 No.103865225 Report

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>>103864654
this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 19:50:33 No.103865313 Report

Quoted By: >>103877007

>>103865099
Oh anon, dont say things like that. I might actually want them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 20:03:04 No.103865511 Report

Quoted By: >>103865829 >>103870657

>>103865133
>parents can expect to see some nods to Cartoon Network shows from their generation
>there are people who watched Dexters Lab, PPG, EEnE, Johnny Bravo, etc as kids who are now married and have children
what the fuck

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 20:23:17 No.103865829 Report

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>>103865511
Cartoon Network premiered in 1992. So it isn't odd that kids born around the early to mid 1980's have watched it as their childhood channel and have kids now and may be married.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 20:29:06 No.103865921 Report

Quoted By: >>103865963 >>103875138

So at the Nick Hotel they had rooms based around specific Nick properties those properties being Spongebob, Fairly Odd Parents, Danny Phantom, My Life as a Teenage Robot and I think a few more but I for the life of me can't remember the rest I think another one of them might have been Jimmy Neutron

Weirdly NO Avatar themed rooms no Last Airbender and no Korra lord knows if I was sleeping in an Avatar themed room I want my dick to be as close to a portrait of Asami's face as possible

So at a Cartoon Network themed hotel what sort of properties are they gonna base the room layout on like is there gonna be a Craig of the Creek room? An Adventure Time room? most likley they'll be a Teen Titans Go room IE "my parents beat me and don't love me at all room"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 20:32:16 No.103865963 Report

Quoted By: >>103866014

>>103865921
>My Life as a Teenage Robot
Really? Cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 20:35:26 No.103866014 Report

Quoted By: >>103866065

>>103865963

One anon from this site even joked his one dream in life was to go to the Nick Resort in Orlando just to nut on the giant statue of Jenny

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 20:38:30 No.103866065 Report

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>>103866014
DO NOT sully Jenny!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 21:08:46 No.103866508 Report

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ITT: Plebs don't know that Lancaster isn't in the middle of nowhere and didn't read that it's a supplement to a existing theme park and not a sole attraction

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 21:20:09 No.103866704 Report

Quoted By: >>103867843

>>103864570
>10 years

This won't last longer than maybe three years if they're lucky.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 21:25:05 No.103866767 Report

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>>103862975
>LGBT hotel

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Oct 2018 22:39:15 No.103867843 Report

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>>103866704
No... The "Defunctland" video is ten years away,The hotel will last two and tank.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:03:57 No.103869395 Report

Quoted By: >>103870234 >>103871748

>>103863971
>Dutch Wonderland.

I assumed CN had more pull than that. Universal and Six Flags really told them no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:09:07 No.103869518 Report

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>>103864515
Last I checked they were burning off episodes on Sunday afternoon with little to no advertising.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:11:30 No.103869590 Report

Quoted By: >>103869761

>tfw stupid fucking faggot kid wants the my gym partner's a monkey suite
Don't have kids anons

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:14:13 No.103869661 Report

Quoted By: >>103878190

>No We Bare Bears weeb food
>No Cookie Cat Ice cream sandwiches
>If I mention Megas XLR I'll be sniped in the parking lot
>Hundreds of autists will constantly sing and make noise in the lobby and halls because "They're animation enthusiasts and vloggers"
>Half of the Hotel is a toy/souvenir store that only covers 3% of CN's History
On the bright side I'll probably get a cool picture of Pan-Pizza jerking it next to the Life sized TTG Raven Statue they erected in the lobby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:17:49 No.103869761 Report

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>>103869590
I would climb up onto Jake and on top of that structure just to get a picture with Finn and Jake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:19:06 No.103869803 Report

Quoted By: >>103869881

>>103862975
I would climb up onto Jake and on top of that structure just to get a picture with Finn and Jake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:19:38 No.103869818 Report

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so do you think we'll get those crappy photoshopped rooms from the fake Cartoon Network Christmas Catalog from 2004

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:22:07 No.103869881 Report

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>>103869803
If they had cookie cat I would be so fucking happy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:29:06 No.103870060 Report

Quoted By: >>103870234 >>103872517 >>103875179

>>103862975
>Regular Show gets shafted again
>tfw no comfy minimalist room with a bed and a trampoline
Why do they hate Regular Show so much?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:29:28 No.103870069 Report

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>>103863644
I don't think this is the case. It's far more likely this resort already exists and wasn't doing great, so the parent company called up CN and they worked out a rebranding. The new gimmick probably will be enough to inject some life into the place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:33:57 No.103870185 Report

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>>103863644
As long as they don't let the rooms go to shit after a few years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CN9HpYrjeM

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:35:14 No.103870234 Report

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>>103869395
CN's always been number 3 in ratings compared to nickelodeon and disney, starting later than the former and lacking the brand recognition of the latter. It's the reason they go through 5 year cycles of good shows and bad shows

They need to make money to stay afloat, so they greenlight a lot of weird, experimental shows until they stumble upon a cash cow. They then proceed to milk it by merchandising the fuck out of it and creating a million copies. When they inevitably milk the cash cow dry, ratings start dropping and the cycle repeats itself

>>103870060
Because it's not as marketable as shit like TTG. It appealed mostly to adults and teens and as a result didn't get money from toy sales

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:36:13 No.103870258 Report

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>>103862975
Let me guess, Steven universe gets the boiler room while everything else is “your new favorite show”

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:38:59 No.103870336 Report

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>>103862975
I wanna see a Red Guy statue with his big fucking ass exposed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:40:25 No.103870373 Report

Quoted By: >>103870814

>>103862975
>chilling in the TT tower themed lobby
>eating in the chowder themed cafeteria
>fucking in the We Bare Bears cave
>Beach City themed water park
Sign me up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:40:54 No.103870394 Report

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>>103863083
thats an appropriate image, its probably gonna be used by goblina lesbians

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:41:55 No.103870413 Report

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>>103864570
GET THE FUCK OFF MY COCK!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:44:19 No.103870478 Report

Quoted By: >>103876263

>>103863644
>Nick Hotel
>immensely successful
Looks like someone didn't watch the Defunctland episode

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:45:14 No.103870510 Report

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>>103863522
>Pearl's giant nose takes another life

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:48:54 No.103870605 Report

Quoted By: >>103874551

>>103864570
Well the Nickelodeon Hotel suffered from being too expensive to justify spending more money off-property despite forever being in the shadow of WDW and Universal. This won't need to worry about competition when their competition is the fuckin Amish

I still think it's weird if they don't at least try to have some kind of water park or something.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:48:54 No.103870606 Report

Quoted By: >>103870651

>>103864397
Adult Swim honeymoon suite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:50:32 No.103870651 Report

Quoted By: >>103870676 >>103870789

>>103864397
>>103870606
Yeees. AS nightclub/bar could be pretty cool.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:50:57 No.103870657 Report

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>>103865511
That probably means Hannah Barbera shit more than anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:51:44 No.103870676 Report

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>>103870651
Oh god the game room. The Robot Unicorn Attack cabs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:56:09 No.103870789 Report

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>>103870651
It'd be pretty cool if they use the same music from their bumpers as background music (or at least play the lo fi music youtube stream 24/7)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 00:57:01 No.103870814 Report

Quoted By: >>103871403

>>103870373
>Implying Chowder, WBB and SU will get representation of any kind there

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:18:18 No.103871399 Report

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>>103864570
>"Defunct wonderland" type video in 10 years.

I, as well, enjoy Defunctland videos anon. Yet, let's not kid ourselves here. A CN hotel will not be anywhere close to profitable as the Nick hotel was during it's heyday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:18:34 No.103871403 Report

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>>103870814
They outright said that WBB and SU will be present.

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY

Boco !sCZ24qY6KY Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:23:11 No.103871502 Report

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Hm, thats only a few hours away from me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 01:34:18 No.103871748 Report

Quoted By: >>103872371 >>103874644 >>103877772

>>103869395
This got me thinking about what a company would have to do to break into the theme park business.

They would have to have a shitload of money.

They would have to be willing to commit to a long term goal with the theme park.

They would need a shitload of properties with proven cross generational appeal.

Not only that, but those properties would have to be varied in tone and lend themselves to theming, environment, and a variety of rides including thrill, slow, and roller coaster.

...The only company I can think of that could do all that is if WB pulled their license with Six Flags and the CN Hotel, and dedicated a large amount of resources to building a destination themed around the Looney Tunes, DC Superheroes, Cartoon Network shows, and their movies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:03:36 No.103872371 Report

Quoted By: >>103872458

>>103871748
>Warner Brothers Studio Park
>Central hub opens up to three areas, Looney Land, DC Universe, and CN Central
>Looney Land arch is the circles from the start of Looney Tunes
>CN Central Arch is the art deco theming from the Cartoon Cartoon Fridays era
Not sure what DC Universe's archway would be.
>CN Central has sub areas, Jake Coaster that wraps around a small Candy Kingdom area, Steven Universe Boardwalk with restaurant stands, games, and a motion sim (you can get cookie cats and a bag of "the bits"), and a Craig of the Creek (or EEnE, or KND) flume ride.

>Looney Land has Road Runner coaster centered around Wile. E. Coyote trying to catch the guests.

>DC Universe has a Batman dark ride shoot em up, Superman Vs. Brainiac Coaster, and a Titans Tower restaurant in the sky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:07:15 No.103872453 Report

Quoted By: >>103872754

>PB and Marceline workers are required to mack on each other and be next to one another at all times to not anger the LGBTAAIP+ crowd
>Finn not allowed to pose too close with PB and walks around with one arm only to be harassed by hambeasts
>PB and Marceline's VA's appear to sign bubbline merch and Finn's is off to the side doing fuck all
I can see it now

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:07:33 No.103872458 Report

Quoted By: >>103872468 >>103873105

>>103872371
Doesn't Australia have a Warmer Bros. amusement park?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:08:35 No.103872468 Report

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>>103872458
*Warner Bros.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:11:19 No.103872517 Report

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>>103870060
>you will never drink Rig-juice

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:24:44 No.103872754 Report

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>>103872453
It's like we're the most bullied people in the world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:36:13 No.103872961 Report

Quoted By: >>103873093 >>103873212 >>103874434 >>103874723

I predict this will succeed. Now before you go "But muh Defunctland" there's differences between this and the Nick Hotel

It's around 160 rooms, which makes it 1/4 the size of the Nick Hotel. It would be easier to keep everything in check and make the necessary upgrades.

It's not developed as a all-inclusive hotel. It has amenities but it's intended to serve as a hotel for those going to the theme park owned by who's building this hotel. This will keep it booked throughout the entire season.

Its location in the Northeast is meant for those wanting to take a short vacation nearby. It's not competing with Disney, which I don't know why you'd go to Disney and not a Disney resort. It will be a bit harder during the winter, but making indoor activities has succeeded for many properties and can work here

The Nick Hotel didn't even fail, they just moved onto a better property. There's nothing to suggest it won't work and stay unless they move onto a new location for a resort

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:42:39 No.103873093 Report

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>>103872961
I can't really argue with that. My friends just heard about it and they already want to take a trip there since it's just a couple hours away.

Here's hoping we can get the SU suite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:43:08 No.103873105 Report

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>>103872458
Yeah, it's called Movie World, has a bunch of DC, Scooby Doo and Looney Tunes rides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:45:05 No.103873138 Report

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>>103862975
>near Dutch Wonderland
Damn, that's only an hour away from me.
>>103865099
That sounds good to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 02:48:58 No.103873212 Report

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>>103872961
>>103862975
Huh, only an 9-10 hour drive from where i'm at.

nice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 03:08:14 No.103873515 Report

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>>103862975
Hopefully no kids will drown at this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 03:17:29 No.103873652 Report

Quoted By: >>103874365

>>103862975
>someone dies between a statue of Enid’s legs

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 03:18:05 No.103873663 Report

Quoted By: >>103873761 >>103874280 >>103875092

Pennsylvaniafag here. This place is under 40 minutes away from me, and I honestly kind of can't fucking believe it is. This is such a nothing state outside of maybe Philly, in fact the most positive thing that's said about my city is "It's really quick if you wanna go literally anywhere else".

I'd like to give it a looksie, but I also don't want to be a pathetic loser in his 20's booking a solo stay at a kid's hotel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 03:19:43 No.103873686 Report

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>>103864205
>surprisingly the didn't name drop TTG once in the article
You think they'd have to pay extra to use it because it's a WB show?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 03:24:30 No.103873761 Report

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>>103873663
>tfw ohiofag
Nothing over here besides niggas and bad sports teams (excluding college)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 03:30:34 No.103873841 Report

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>>103862975
I thought this pic meant they were doing a whole CN community where we have interactions with other characters at a hotel. You know, like Jack and Bravo doing laundry together

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 03:34:08 No.103873887 Report

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>>103862975
>the KND beating up your parents
>Gar’s bodega doubling as a gift shop
>Johnny Bravo room for couples

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 03:47:18 No.103874050 Report

Quoted By: >>103874570

>Chowder themed restaurant where they serve nonsensical food like in the show
>Mung Daal would visit every table and spew insults at you
>VISITING FROM D.C.? MORE LIKE LOOKING GREA-SY!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:04:21 No.103874280 Report

Quoted By: >>103874292

>>103873663
Same here man and I know that feel about this state having next to nothing exciting. You must live real close to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:05:35 No.103874292 Report

Quoted By: >>103874371

>>103874280
I'm in York, where are you at?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:10:57 No.103874356 Report

Quoted By: >>103875246

>>103864221
>implying Cartoon Network remembers Regular Show existed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:11:39 No.103874365 Report

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>>103873652
The 28 year old man's last words were rumored to be, "worth it."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:12:30 No.103874371 Report

Quoted By: >>103874587

>>103874292
I ain't saying. lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:14:12 No.103874387 Report

Quoted By: >>103874434

>>103862975
....What, did they see the failure of Nickelodeon Hotels and say 'fuck you, chump, hold my cup and watch this'?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:18:29 No.103874434 Report

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>>103874387
This might could work, for the reasons listed here
>>103872961
That, and while it's not ACCEPTABLE for adults to stay at an explicitly kid's hotel, CN has never been as obnoxiously "KIDZ RULE" as Nick was. My wife and our twenty something friends are all already interested in a group trip just because we all love AT and SU.

Plus, can you imagine the novelty of fuckin' while the Crystal Gems stare at you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:29:02 No.103874551 Report

Quoted By: >>103874682

>>103870605
They aren't being upfront about it but the park being in Lancaster causes a huge problem for running of a water park, namely, that a water park is generally inoperable in chest deep snowfall and one of the bigger attractions would have to be closed half the year. That's probably why they shafted any concept of a water park.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:29:54 No.103874566 Report

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>>103862975
Didn't Nick try this and have it fail?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:30:12 No.103874570 Report

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>>103874050
That sounds too good to ever happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:31:17 No.103874587 Report

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>>103874371
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT that's fine, I've already backtraced your IP :^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:34:48 No.103874644 Report

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>>103871748
>...The only company I can think of that could do all that is if WB pulled their license with Six Flags and the CN Hotel, and dedicated a large amount of resources to building a destination themed around the Looney Tunes, DC Superheroes, Cartoon Network shows, and their movies.
Here in Australia Warner Bros literally already has that, it's called Movieworld.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:36:23 No.103874667 Report

Quoted By: >>103874700

>>103874644
Oh

Any good?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:37:29 No.103874682 Report

Quoted By: >>103875122

>>103874551
They could do an indoor water park. Look at the Wisconsin Dells for how big those can be.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:38:46 No.103874700 Report

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>>103874667
I remember liking it a lot when I went as a kid but I've never been to the US so I can't really give you a good comparison.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:40:16 No.103874723 Report

Quoted By: >>103879575

>>103872961
I think you've listed a lot of good reasons that it could succeed, but the major issue is that kids do not have the same interactive and devout relationship with children's programming channels any more. The same, of course, could apply to any given Disney property, but the difference is that Disney's parks have rides to keep that short attention span hooked on them. The idea behind this Cartoon Network Hotel seems to hook its entertainment value of that it is CN characters, and on a nearby amusement park that I can only hope for their good they have a contract with.

So maybe it won't necessarily fail, but I can't see it being some big hit either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:43:16 No.103874763 Report

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I can't wait to see this on Defunctland

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:45:14 No.103874788 Report

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>>103863116
i really wanna get my inner /pol/ on and start making conspiracy theories about how TimeWarner is creating a catalyst in which mid-20's, cartoon-loving lesbians and mid-19th century-living mennonites become news for CN's older sister CNN

why? because its more fun

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:54:28 No.103875018 Report

Quoted By: >>103875046 >>103875062

God I hope they try a tacky character breakfast. I would pay good money to see shitty CN mascot costumes attempting to walk around a buffet room

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:56:36 No.103875046 Report

Quoted By: >>103876047

>>103875018
Wasn't there some video of a dorky ass Steven Universe stage show from Latin America going around online? Wonder if it'll be like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:56:56 No.103875052 Report

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>>103864322
Ironically, I only watch tv in hotels because Hotel WiFi is almost universally shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:57:43 No.103875062 Report

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>>103875018
Those breakfasts are standard at every single kids park. They are definitely going to do this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 04:59:39 No.103875092 Report

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>>103873663
You could hire a midget to pretend to be your kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:00:11 No.103875098 Report

Quoted By: >>103877230

>>103864654
You know, I am honestly surprised no one has managed to make it to the CN stairwell solely to trace the original pencil sketch of Spike back over that crappy intern drawing. I’ve seen pictures of the stairwell since. Why has no one down this? Drawing over other people’s art isn’t frowned upon there

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:02:29 No.103875122 Report

Quoted By: >>103875219

>>103874682
The thing is that gets crazy expensive to make a mega waterpark and would be more of a risk then the hotel itself. The indoor area will probably be something like Hershey's shown here, with a slide and some play elements. This alone cost $13 million, when the Nick Hotel's renovation was around $25 million

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:03:56 No.103875138 Report

Quoted By: >>103875860

>>103865921
The majority of the rooms were Spongebob and Dora.
Other shows were Danny Phantom, Fairly Odd Parents, TMNT, Rugrats, All Grown Up, Jimmy Neutron, Teenage Robot, and I believe there was a Chalkzone room.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:07:06 No.103875163 Report

Quoted By: >>103875228

They better have Teen Titans Go Raven statue where she han suffocate me to death!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:08:25 No.103875179 Report

Quoted By: >>103875677

>>103870060
Regular Show was in many was the Anti-CN show.
One of the heads of Development in charge of picking the shows for CN(who I believe also became president for a while) said in a lecture that if you make a show for a kids network, “you won’t make it about two stoners in a trailer.” This was before regular show came out, and oddly enough, that is basically what the show was minus the stoners part(they totally were though.) Regular Show was a hit with adults, but I don’t know how many kids liked it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:11:39 No.103875219 Report

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>>103875122
That reese's walk looks hella unsafe.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:12:32 No.103875228 Report

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>>103875163
You mean a Lady Legasus statue, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:14:40 No.103875246 Report

Quoted By: >>103877032

>>103874356
>remembering hipster garbage
It's for the best they don't

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 05:57:51 No.103875677 Report

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>>103875179
And then We Bare Bears came along and basically removed work from the formula. They left in the nostalgia with the flash back episodes which are pretty much them being 90s babies, but as adults they occasionally work, do something for college, or try to get laid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 06:13:35 No.103875860 Report

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>>103875138
Not gonna lie, 8 year old me would have killed to be in an all grown up room for a few nights

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 06:33:38 No.103876047 Report

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>>103875046
Dorky-ass, but it had heart, CN is actually bigger than Nick and Disney Channel over here.
I believe if CN Latin America were to make an amusement park it would actually resemble some of the other anons ideas. They would nail it. Too bad there's not much of a market for theme parks in LA, too much of a risk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 06:55:20 No.103876263 Report

Quoted By: >>103878076

>>103870478
Since when is Defunctland the end all be all of accuracy? I didn’t realize Kevin Perj was the new MatPat.
The Nick Hotel was indeed success. It was never unprofitable. It closed due to renovations and to alter the business model of Nick themed resorts with a different partner instead of Holiday Inn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 07:08:07 No.103876391 Report

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>>103862975
Poor investment, sounds like the shit Disney was doing in the 90s. Sad, because that money could have gone towards actually saving the network.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 07:53:50 No.103876791 Report

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They would only play teen titans go 24/7

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:14:41 No.103877007 Report

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>>103865099
>>103865313
>burlesque dances from Red Hot Riding Hood
>drink waitress dressed like Kagome or Dee Dee
>bouncer dressed like Brock Samson

I want it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:17:28 No.103877032 Report

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>>103875246

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:36:08 No.103877230 Report

Quoted By: >>103878023

>>103875098
If someone destroyed the Mona Lisa and the Louvre just decided to replace it with a replica, would it still be the Mona Lisa? Technically yes, but it just wouldn't be the same, even if the replica is a perfect copy down to the last brush stroke mistake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:50:53 No.103877348 Report

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>>103862975
>no ed edd and Eddy sweet where the bed is the waterbed van with the shag carpet disco ball and th teardrop windows
no deal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 08:53:42 No.103877372 Report

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>>103862975
>mostly Steven universe branding
>serves alcohol
Can we get prostitution legalized in Florida? I want a CN escort service where whores are forced to cosplay in character during sex to patrons. I want my peridot slut to squeal and call me a clod while the families in the neighboring room hear me fuck her brains out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 09:48:57 No.103877772 Report

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>>103871748
Warner Bros owned six flags and they sold it.
Paramount also tried and failed with theme parks

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 10:16:38 No.103878023 Report

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>>103877230
While true that the original artwork can never truly be restored, recreating the illustration by tracing over the pencil that still remains visible would at least restore it to a degree. Paintings get restored all the time, the Last Supper being a famous restoration.
Honestly, I’m just impressed no one has touched that intern’s drawing, even as another internet not knowing the significance behind it

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 10:25:50 No.103878076 Report

Quoted By: >>103878112

>>103876263
His video didn't even say that it was unsuccessful either, but getting the better idea to ditch it and expanding on the beach resort idea apparently means failure to everyone. Everyone thinks they are a armchair businessman knowing this will fail because they watched Defunctland

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 10:30:54 No.103878112 Report

Quoted By: >>103878167

>>103878076
Yeah. Don’t get me wrong, Defunctland has great production values and is basically a pbs quality documentary, but Perj isn’t exactly a genius. They obviously read Wikipedia and themepark blogs to get their info and interpret it with the best of their knowledge. His revisionist vilification of Michael Eisner is more than enough proof of that. He had his failings, but he is also arguably the most successful post-Walt CEO of the company.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 10:38:21 No.103878167 Report

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>>103878112
I'm not entirely sure, I'm really into all the content but it feels sometimes like he's too much reading from something. There feels to be a lack of enthusiasm in the subjects, sometimes not a deep analysis or fact searching outside the basics. I think there can be someone who comes out and does the documentary on theme parks genre way better

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 10:41:35 No.103878190 Report

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>>103869661
id totaly go to the sjw to take a pic with the cum cover raven statue

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 10:44:10 No.103878207 Report

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"Watch a cartoon before anyone else in the world sees it at the outdoor amphitheater and movie screen. "

Is no one going to mention we can legit get leaks from this

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Oct 2018 13:27:49 No.103879575 Report

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>>103874723
True, but you could say the same with the Nick Resort and that's doing great. You don't need massive draws, just enough to get people from the affluent areas in the nearby states to take the kids for the weekend at a way cheaper price then a full out Disney or distant vacation. Even without the theming they are still going to sell 150 rooms a night due to being the hotel's park, this will just draw even more people to check it out

And yes, the amusement park owners owns the hotel. So if CN ever bails out they can just revamp it and still have a hotel for the park. They win either way

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