>>103622045But anon, you're implying that Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers (Now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks) is obtaining profit through uncouth methods! I don't know if I can handle that.
It's a deeply disturbing thought that the character of Grandma Brownie-- the legendary choclatier who created Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers (Which, I should add, now comes with even larger pieces of chocolate in every bite)-- could even be remotely associated with that of a common crook.
For god's sake, she's a character that America has known for over 60 years now! A lady who has personally put every chunk of chocolate in every box of her eponymous cereal. Now, we're finding out that she's a criminal?
Well, I won't stand for it. I demand you give me evidence that Grandma Brownie's Chocolate Chunker Wunker Bunkers (now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks) indeed does all the things you've listed. Not because of any loyalty, mind you. I just need to know if I should truly abandon a friend.
