Well, howdy everyone! It's me, your old pal Butters! And well, uh, gee whiz, this whole season's been pretty shaky so far hasn't it fellas? One week I get to hold a gun, then I get grounded for holding said gun, then I try to do something nice by helping the priest make some new friends, then I get grounded just for talking to him and now he can't get within 500 feet of me, then I get chewed out on Twitter for not being able to play Deck the Halls, then I get chewed out on here for posting these too early! Oh well! It can't get any worse, can it? I guess we'll all know when an all-new episode of South Park airs tonight at 10/9c! Hey, that's two hour from the time of this post!

>Tegridy Farms - Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Meanwhile, Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.

Oh hamburgers, spoke too soon...