>>103590793>Hey, Professor? Why did you give us stubs instead of hands? How are we supposed to function without any fingers?"Chemical X really fucked with your biology. Had you not been exposed to it, you would have developed to look like regular little girls; indistinguishable from any other. You also would not have had super powers though, but luckily, some kind of supernatural stickiness allows you to function normally."
>Professor? Why were you making little girls in the first place?"Because the three of you once went back in time and saved my life from Mojo Jojo; thus creating a time loop in which I have to create three little girls or else the universe collapses. Not that I don't love the three of you regardless of that. I was also very lonely, and partially wanted the three of you to grow up to become great heroes, who could change the world.
Also, according to the new canon, my college rival, who lives in Japan, had made significant headway into the science of creating superpowered little girls, and I couldn't let myself be outdone by that banshee.>Uh, Professor? When you were giving us a bath the other day, why did you ask if we peed in it? And when we said yes, why did your pants seem to get tighter?"Ask Buttercup what we do in our 'special' playdates. She's the only one worth doing them with anyway."
