Mar-Vell
>Morally righteous
>Cool Nega-Bands
>Betrayed his homeworld when he disagreed with them
>fused with Rick Jones
>Died of cancer a hero
>Helped Silver Surfer in hell
>Everyone wants to have sex with him
Monica
>Actually has a personality
>Hot afro
>Led the Avengers
>Can travel at light-speed
Genis
>Cool ponytail
>All powerful
>Also Fused with Rick Jones
>Got Dad's Nega-Bands
>Reset the universe and retroactively created a sister
>decided he was god
>Fucked his dad's greatest enemy's daughter
Phyla
>Founding Guardian
>Has a cool sword
>Fucks Drax's daughter a lot
>Dies a lot
Carol
>No cool sword
>Doesn't fuse with Rick Jones
>No cool afro or ponytail
>Doesn't help Silver Surfer in hell
>Kills Skrulls often
>No Nega bands
>Doesn't die of cancer a hero
>Only fucks Spider-Woman
>Morally righteous
>Cool Nega-Bands
>Betrayed his homeworld when he disagreed with them
>fused with Rick Jones
>Died of cancer a hero
>Helped Silver Surfer in hell
>Everyone wants to have sex with him
Monica
>Actually has a personality
>Hot afro
>Led the Avengers
>Can travel at light-speed
Genis
>Cool ponytail
>All powerful
>Also Fused with Rick Jones
>Got Dad's Nega-Bands
>Reset the universe and retroactively created a sister
>decided he was god
>Fucked his dad's greatest enemy's daughter
Phyla
>Founding Guardian
>Has a cool sword
>Fucks Drax's daughter a lot
>Dies a lot
Carol
>No cool sword
>Doesn't fuse with Rick Jones
>No cool afro or ponytail
>Doesn't help Silver Surfer in hell
>Kills Skrulls often
>No Nega bands
>Doesn't die of cancer a hero
>Only fucks Spider-Woman
