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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 10:37:08 2018 No.103276049 View Reply Original Report

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What are some top tier chick tracts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 12:07:41 No.103276833 Report

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>>103276049
Who in the right mind would let a superhero teach their kids how to pick out unpersons?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 12:18:15 No.103276908 Report

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>>103276049
I like the bad takes on Islam and catholicism.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 12:34:51 No.103277045 Report

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>>103276049
Lisa will always be number one.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 12:38:13 No.103277069 Report

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>>103276049
Dark Dungeons, obviously

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 12:52:22 No.103277171 Report

How satanic are you?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 12:57:44 No.103277207 Report

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>>103276049
Fuck! I forgot my chain saw!

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:03:00 No.103277246 Report

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>>103276049

my dad is a looney pentecostal and when i was little he'd make me pass these out to people in public

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:04:06 No.103277254 Report

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>>103276833
Americans.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:04:43 No.103277259 Report

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>>103277171
Pretty satanic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:07:52 No.103277281 Report

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>>103277171
>Freemasonry
>cyberpunk
>LOTR
>Video games
>Dungeons and Dragons
>Halloween
>Fornication
>Rock music
>Heavy metal

I am 9 Satanics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:13:22 No.103277327 Report

Quoted By: >>103277338

>>103277171
Oh my, I’m pretty degenerate person if this list is a correct. Guess I’ll have to sign up for some pretty expensive Christian Re-Education camp, where they will torture my body and spirit in the name of our Lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:14:18 No.103277335 Report

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>>103277281
>Freemason

Ew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:15:04 No.103277338 Report

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>>103277327
>Christian.

Tiny American dissenter sects =/ Christianity.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:15:54 No.103277343 Report

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>>103276049
Wounded Children, of course

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:17:01 No.103277351 Report

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>>103277343

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:17:06 No.103277352 Report

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>>103277171
>Cyberpunk culture
Funny, just yesterday I bought the Neuromancer trilogy.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:18:34 No.103277367 Report

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>>103277352
You need to buy books about fishing, you sissy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:18:52 No.103277368 Report

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>>103277171
>Alt "comix"
Aren't Chick Tracts themselves pretty "alt"? Depending on the answer I'm either 7 or 8.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:20:40 No.103277378 Report

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>>103277368
Peter Bagge is a fan of Chick tracts, so you're not that far off.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:21:39 No.103277387 Report

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>>103277171
shockingly, only at a 1. Chick needs to refine his test if it's letting ME slip thru

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:21:42 No.103277388 Report

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>>103277378

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:21:57 No.103277389 Report

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>>103277338
Blasphemer! May the God strikes you, you damn homosexual, cyberpunk loving dndplaying satanic FREAK!
I’m calling a police on you right this moment! This will teach you messing with a Servants of our Lord, Jesus Christ!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:23:36 No.103277406 Report

Quoted By: >>103277418 >>103277437

>>103277388
>>103277378
This demon seems like a fun guy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:23:40 No.103277407 Report

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>>103277171
What the fuck is "remote viewing"? Like, watching TV?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:24:41 No.103277414 Report

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>>103277407
Telepathy but with visuals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:25:10 No.103277417 Report

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>>103277171
This is actually a parody.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:25:13 No.103277418 Report

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>>103277406
He is right about David.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:27:25 No.103277437 Report

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>>103277406
"Wounded Children" has actually been removed from Jack Chick's website. Dunno why, maybe the demon dude was too reasonable and not devilish enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:28:22 No.103277443 Report

Quoted By: >>103277478 >>103297168

>>103277418
Damn, saving other man from a mob is actually a good deed... I think.
...is the Demon on these comic are really a bad guy?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:32:20 No.103277478 Report

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>>103277443
Yeah, he was too decent for the crazy christians.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:32:36 No.103277483 Report

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>>103277418
Good guy Satan, protecting the abused and downtrodden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:32:51 No.103277487 Report

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>>103277418
>Go help him, David
WTF Satan

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:33:14 No.103277492 Report

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>>103277171
>Cyberpunk culture
That part always cracks me up. I promise I'll never play Shadowrun and read Gibson again, Lord.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:33:23 No.103277495 Report

Quoted By: >>103277503

>>103277478
Devilman is a pretty good friend. He tries to help that sissy bitch to become a real man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:34:34 No.103277503 Report

Quoted By: >>103285908

>>103277495
>virgin sissy vs. chad devilman

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:35:39 No.103277510 Report

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>>103277389
All I'm saying is that my dad was a vicar and I grew up pretty much in the Church and I've never seen people like this before outside of American media.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:36:30 No.103277518 Report

Quoted By: >>103277576

>>103277492
I think he means the whole cybergoth rave thing rather than Snow Crash and GITS.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:39:43 No.103277540 Report

Quoted By: >>103277553 >>103277575

>>103277478
Why is the devil unironically being such a good bro? He's the only friendly support for David, and he both accepts his faggotry while also wanting him to man up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:40:36 No.103277551 Report

Quoted By: >>103277631 >>103277641

>>103277510
They're not that common here, either, but they're so loud and so greedy it's mad a b unch of suburban kids with no real connection to a normal church think that's the whole fucking religion.

Sort of like how you guys have all these london intellectuals who think the church of england's satan because they're a little button up, it's almost funny.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:40:47 No.103277553 Report

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>>103277540
Maybe he's the Daemon that Socrates talked about instead of a Christian demon.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:42:58 No.103277575 Report

Quoted By: >>103277604

>>103277540
Yeah, it's a weird one for Chick. It's a rare one too. The old Chickster didn't scan it and put it on his website, so I guess he was ashamed of how mr. Devilman was the decent one.

>The Lord sent me here to witness to you.
>I call my penis "The Lord" btw

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:43:00 No.103277576 Report

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>>103277518
GitS is pretty satanic: the main character is an oni!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:45:37 No.103277601 Report

Quoted By: >>103277626 >>103277646

>>103277576
Excuse me, I'm going to have to ask you to stop posting pictures of my wife Motoko Kusanagi. Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:45:48 No.103277604 Report

Quoted By: >>103277662 >>103277688

>>103277575
I think the idea was to paint the Devil as a bad friend wno encourages David to do everything but reflect on his shitty life, which is a shockingly nuanced approach to Satan despite the dude grooming the kid from age ten.

Maybe a little too nuanced, which might be why Chick's embarrassed of it. His usual portrayals of evil aren't even close to sympathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:47:49 No.103277623 Report

Quoted By: >>103277635 >>103277637 >>103277753

>>103277576
Man, I really need to read it someday.
Is there anymore good cyberpunk comics besides a Transmetropolitan?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:48:07 No.103277626 Report

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>>103277601
fat chance, nerdo, Motoko ain't gonna marry a schmuck like you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:48:32 No.103277631 Report

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>>103277551
Which is ironic because the C of E's pretty left wing and liberal now because it follows the general establishment trends.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:49:01 No.103277635 Report

Quoted By: >>103277644 >>103277675

>>103277623
>comics
Not really. But manga?
>everything by Nihei
>Eden: It's an Endless World

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:49:09 No.103277637 Report

Quoted By: >>103277675

>>103277623
Cyberpunk (the comic) is pretty good

also the first few runs of Ghost Rider 2099

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:49:12 No.103277639 Report

Quoted By: >>103277648

>>103277407
>>103277414
I shows off how weirdly Chick was stuck in the past for so long. There was a thing in like, maybe the '70s or so when a lot people in the media were talking about "remote viewing" psychic abilities as if they could actually be a real thing.

Come to think of it, I haven't really looked at these things since before the big man died. Is the company still putting out new tracts without Chick? And if so, have they updated at all to at least try and portray a world more contemporary than the 1980s or so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:49:45 No.103277641 Report

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>>103277551
It's rather funny because my dad was the one giving me Lord of the Rings, heavy metal albums, Moorcock and 2000AD and Games Workshop stuff growing up and he was into most of that stuff himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:50:10 No.103277644 Report

Quoted By: >>103277658

>>103277635
>Eden: It's an Endless World
stop pranking other anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:50:16 No.103277646 Report

Quoted By: >>103277753

>>103277601
Motoko ain't the type of gal who's gonna be tied down!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:50:19 No.103277648 Report

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>>103277639
>Is the company still putting out new tracts without Chick?
Yes, indeed they are.
> have they updated at all to at least try and portray a world more contemporary than the 1980s or so?
Nnnaahh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:51:21 No.103277658 Report

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>>103277644
>pranking
But I like it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:51:27 No.103277659 Report

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>>103277171
>cyberpunk cuture
>alt "comix"
>fornication
wat

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:51:40 No.103277662 Report

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>>103277604
Yeah, all his other devils are "HAW HAW YOU HAVE AIDS AND YOU ARE BURNING IN HELL FOR ETERNITY HAW HAW!"
Mr. Devilman is a chill dude with a decent dad bod.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:52:39 No.103277669 Report

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>>103277171

It was fucking WEIRD how bent out of shape our culture got over something as vanilla and nerdy as dungeons & dragons back in the 80s.

This old man has played in dozens of different groups and never once saw an evil-aligned group. Oh, now and then there is one player who wants to be an evil character in a group of Dudley Do-Rights but that has always been less about an actual interest in evil and more about wanting to dominate the group's time and attention with their special snowflake's edgelord attitude. Typically its a group of characters setting out to *rid* evil from the world

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:53:13 No.103277675 Report

Quoted By: >>103277681

>>103277637
>>103277635
So, there is only three cyberpunk titles is a noteworthy in western comics?
Shame.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:53:48 No.103277681 Report

Quoted By: >>103277701

>>103277675
Cyberpunk in general isn't a very big thing in movies, video games or books either.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:55:02 No.103277688 Report

Quoted By: >>103277732

>>103277604
There's one bad devil they put at the end of the tract, because good guy mr. Devilman isn't enough to drive home how gay Satan really is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:55:59 No.103277701 Report

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>>103277681
Yeah, it’s essentially style over substance. But damn I love super detailed arts of old cyberpunk and mechs. The sheer amount of love poured on them is unbelievable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:56:17 No.103277706 Report

Quoted By: >>103294160

>>103277669
American Christian culture has always had some weird hangups about anything involving magic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:57:27 No.103277724 Report

Quoted By: >>103277742

>>103277171
Let's see, my dad is a Mason, I've had a Tarot reading or two for fun, I love Cyberpunk, LOTR, I'm not sure what "ALT Comix" means but probably that too, weed, Video Games, HP, Halloween, Fornication (When I can get it) Rock AND Heavy Metal, who doesn't want a big tiddy goth GF, and I'm running a D&D game TONIGHT.

Well Fuck. I'm pretty damn Satanic. Hail Satan I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:58:04 No.103277732 Report

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>>103277688
Oh thank god, I was worried.

Admittedly David was pretty much down that path. "Hey what should I do with my life, Satan?" "Drink."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 13:58:53 No.103277742 Report

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>>103277724
>Hail Satan I guess
It's "Ave Satanis", you pleb.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:00:07 No.103277753 Report

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>>103277623
There's a miniseries literally called Cyberpunk (read it while listening to Billy Idol's Cyberpunk while building a Cyberpunk 2020 character on the side). There's also graphic novels of both Neuromancer and Blade Runner, and don't forget Ronin and Marvel 2099.

>>103277626
>>103277646
You're just jealous. Leave us alone, you bastards!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:01:22 No.103277764 Report

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>>103277753
>Ronin
GOTTA GET BACK
BACK TO THE PAST

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:02:35 No.103277773 Report

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>>103277753
I want to FUCK Tachikoma! Or at least cuddle with it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:02:39 No.103277775 Report

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>>103277742
Hail Satan is more rock'n'roll.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:04:05 No.103277785 Report

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:05:12 No.103277802 Report

Quoted By: >>103295222

>>103277753
Motoko already has two girlfriends, one boyfriend (actually she gets dumped by a new guy every month or so) and a weirdo AI stalker girl.
>>103277773
that's a fuchikoma

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:09:26 No.103277835 Report

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>>103276049
All of them!
His brand of insanity had no downs, only ups!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:09:45 No.103277838 Report

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>>103277367
>be gay
>go fishing
>suddenly not gay anymore
thanks, jack

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:11:32 No.103277850 Report

Quoted By: >>103277909 >>103278018

Don't forget to check out the Dark Dungeons movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qc9JiIiOSQ

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:12:58 No.103277868 Report

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>>103277773
Tachikoma is NOT for sexual!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:17:06 No.103277909 Report

Quoted By: >>103277934

>>103277850
What about the one with Tom Hanks in it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:19:05 No.103277921 Report

Quoted By: >>103277957 >>103278185

>>103277785
I wish to join and follow this religion, but I can't seem to find any Crime Bible study groups in my area.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:20:12 No.103277934 Report

Quoted By: >>103300943

>>103277909
That was a piece of shit based on a book some hack jounalist did around a murder at the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:21:39 No.103277957 Report

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>>103277921
Then just die for Darkseid.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:23:15 No.103277972 Report

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>>103277753

TFW when in less than 15 months it's already 2020.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:24:37 No.103277994 Report

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>>103277957
Eventually we all shall, but in the meanwhile I wish to serve Darkseid as an apostle of his gospel.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:24:53 No.103278002 Report

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>>103277972
YAMERO
My flying cars and hover-boards still aren't here yet!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:26:07 No.103278018 Report

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>>103277850
My school 's play we're doing now reminded me of this mostly the summary it's she kills monsters

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:26:19 No.103278020 Report

Quoted By: >>103278086

>>103277669
I'd say it was just one, very weird, cul-de-sac within a larger panic. Like a corollary with the moral panic over heavy metal and with exaggerations of the real problem of gang violence. From the '60s onward, youth culture as a distinct thing that was explicitly marketed to rose dramatically, and when you coupled people catching up to that with idea with the uptick in violent crime rates in the '70s and '80s, that resulted in an uncomprehending panic among a lot of middle class people.
I'm certainly not old enough to have firsthand memories, but looking at the pop culture of that era it just seems like a big part of the US was completely uncomprehending of what the youth was doing, and just making up phantoms to scare themselves with. With of course plenty of hucksters ready to make some money off of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:29:25 No.103278059 Report

Quoted By: >>103278096

>>103277417
I'm having trouble believing that everything else in here isn't parody as well. It's all just so fucking stupid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:33:02 No.103278086 Report

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>>103278020
It's even bigger than that. Take mass media, add in the total failure of the system to prevent everything from rock music, the new age movement, manson, daycare molestations, to an economic crisis on the heels of the largest boom ever. Also the Cold War. It's what people do when things are fucked, blame satan and double down on the whole jealous god with lots of rules to follow thing. You can read more about it in the bible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:33:43 No.103278096 Report

Quoted By: >>103278314

>>103278059
Chick and a lot of his contemporaries were near-shut-ins who basically thought that if they engaged with the broader culture too much without the mediation of their church then they'd become corrupted by it.
A big part of the weirdness of these tracts pretty much comes from that. The writer's actual memories of the world are just sort of these trapped in amber moments of the 70s and 80s, combined with horror stories about how satanic the world is that people he trusted told him.

I mean this doesn't even get into "Father Rivera," a con-artist who basically ingratiated himself into Chick's circle by claiming he was a former priest who left the catholic church after seeing the giant satanic conspiracy at the heart of it for himself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:42:09 No.103278185 Report

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>>103277921
Or make a group

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:49:33 No.103278265 Report

Quoted By: >>103278384

>>103277669
>"Games like Doom and Diablo are satanic!"
>main objective of both games is to go to hell and kill everything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:51:59 No.103278289 Report

Quoted By: >>103278305

>>103276049
harold p penisman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:53:01 No.103278305 Report

Quoted By: >>103278355

>>103278289
I too watch that show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:53:42 No.103278314 Report

Quoted By: >>103278537

>>103278096
>"Father Rivera," a con-artist who basically ingratiated himself into Chick's circle by claiming he was a former priest who left the catholic church after seeing the giant satanic conspiracy at the heart of it for himself.

What? That sounds fascinating, I wish to know more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:57:08 No.103278355 Report

Quoted By: >>103278376

>>103278305
Gotta love those two fat gay lovers glad to see they are finally in the NT

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:58:39 No.103278374 Report

Quoted By: >>103278411 >>103278437 >>103278456 >>103278524 >>103302574 >>103302771

I feel like a lot of Christian comics have a kind of really sinister edge to them

It's disturbing to see really ancient, fire-and-brimstone doctrines delivered in such a 'wacky' way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:58:56 No.103278376 Report

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>>103278355
They're heterosexual life-partners, like Jay and Silent Bob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 14:59:27 No.103278384 Report

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>>103278265
>what is hell ?
>what is satanism ?
You're not supposed to kill those guys. Christianism is one hell of a ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:01:11 No.103278411 Report

Quoted By: >>103278427

>>103278374
>Steak is clearly well done
Christfags truly need to be purged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:02:20 No.103278427 Report

Quoted By: >>103281057 >>103282168

>>103278411
Well-done and with ketchup is the only Godly way to eat steak. Even your president does it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:03:14 No.103278437 Report

Quoted By: >>103278449

>>103278374
so wait, is this supposed to be pro- or anti-vegetarian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:03:20 No.103278438 Report

Quoted By: >>103278459 >>103278470 >>103278492 >>103278671 >>103278838 >>103279133 >>103279637 >>103281242 >>103285887

One question I've never had a good answer to is how can heaven be heaven if I know my loved ones are burning in hell seems like that would taint the whole heavenly experience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:04:22 No.103278449 Report

Quoted By: >>103278501

>>103278437
Vegetarians are anti-Christian and should be put to death.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:04:57 No.103278456 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278374

I can't get over this cartoon. It's like something a supervillain would say to a hero.

>SIN SIN THE SUFFERING GROANS OF CREATION
>mmm good steak tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:05:14 No.103278459 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278438
The kingdom is essentially not giving a fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:06:05 No.103278470 Report

Quoted By: >>103278572

>>103278438
Jesus said "He who does not hate his mother and father is not worthy of me" so if you're in Heaven you have no loved ones other than Jesus.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:07:32 No.103278492 Report

Quoted By: >>103278504 >>103278524 >>103279337

>>103278438

Here's your answer: FUCK YOU, I'M GOD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:08:08 No.103278501 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278449
Yeah fuck those guys, let's genocide them.
I have devised a test : present them a chicken and ask them to decapitate it. If they don't, they die !

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:08:24 No.103278504 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278492
>Man, who made you?
When a man and a woman love one another very much...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:10:16 No.103278524 Report

Quoted By: >>103278550

>>103278492
>>103278374
I honestly can't tell the cartoonist's stance on just this.

What's the point of these cartoons anyway? They're neither funny nor evocative.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:10:26 No.103278527 Report

Quoted By:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ7w_tvo4VY&t=23s

>Jack Chick
>christian
>he doesn't know about the KING OF THE BEES

I know false faith when I see it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:10:54 No.103278537 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278314
I don't have the time to go looking up sources right now, unfortunately. But I'd say try looking up Chick's "Father Rivera" tracts. I'm sure this stuff must be on the internet somewhere, albeit in very niche places. Chick was already ensconced in this super conspiratorial version of American Protestantism, where he thought Catholicism was not only a trick of the devil, but actively involved in like, John Bircher-ite conspiracies to help Communism conquer the world. "Rivera" was apparently some huckster looking for someone to give him money, and somehow stumbled upon Chick and his group that were ready to believe most anything that would enforce their worldview.

Chick actually had this recurring character in his tracts, a grizzled looking guy with an eyepatch, that was based on Rivera and his stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:11:00 No.103278539 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277351
>many are extremely masculine
>chic sweating profusely

Rest in peace you legend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:12:00 No.103278550 Report

Quoted By: >>103278566 >>103278571 >>103278657 >>103279583 >>103279604

>>103278524
They are funny, just for the wrong reasons.

The pure malice on the face of the kid in Harry Potter getup gave me a chuckle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:12:46 No.103278562 Report

Quoted By:

>>103276049
Tingle got swole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:12:52 No.103278566 Report

Quoted By: >>103279604 >>103280737 >>103281971 >>103307154

>>103278550
Did the person who made this think that people who like fiction think fiction is real? Or what's the joke supposed to be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:13:04 No.103278571 Report

Quoted By: >>103285849

>>103278550
Why is the Harry Potter kid wearing a lawn gnome hat?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:13:06 No.103278572 Report

Quoted By: >>103278602 >>103278663

>>103278470
Well shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:13:29 No.103278583 Report

Quoted By: >>103279603

>>103277972

2045 is closer to present day than 1990

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:14:51 No.103278602 Report

Quoted By: >>103278663

>>103278572
>I come not to bring peace but a sword; to set brother against, neighbor against neighbor etc.
Jesus was a bit of a dick, really. But you love Jesus and not your family so you'll be fine, right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:18:59 No.103278657 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278550
it's not exactly subtle, but it is harmless. as in, the guy seems scared to go full raving fundy, Alex Jones style.

That said, it's also pretty fucking stupid.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:19:00 No.103278658 Report

Quoted By: >>103278807 >>103278932 >>103279459 >>103279500 >>103279616 >>103280170 >>103281869 >>103285980 >>103290937 >>103291041 >>103292765 >>103294213 >>103299509 >>103300609 >>103303832

Aside from Veggietales and Prince of Egypt, is there any Christian /co/ material that isn't depressingly bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:19:17 No.103278663 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278572
>>103278602
I'm sure we all can and have to always be nice ?
Jesus did not preach to the saints

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:20:25 No.103278671 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278438
Mind raped into forgetting they exist.
Ecc 9:5 For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing; they have no further reward, and even their name is forgotten.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:28:39 No.103278807 Report

Quoted By: >>103278892 >>103279010 >>103303938

>>103278658
No, as it should be.
Religion is a poison that rots the mind and deprives of critical thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:30:59 No.103278838 Report

Quoted By: >>103280983

>>103278438
Because the doctrine is wrong, and was developed based on other religions. It has been this way since the 4th/5th Century, around the time Catholicism took hold.

Every denomination formed since the Reformation and translation of the Bible has been trying to clean up the mess the Catholic Church made, but the influences have held strong.

Be educated both spiritually AND secular, then you will have a better understanding. There is NO mystery.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:35:21 No.103278892 Report

Quoted By: >>103303938

>>103278807

This. You are basically just trying to peddle extremely convoluted lies and magical thinking coated in extremely ingrained cultural patterns.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:38:00 No.103278932 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278658
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn-wEOpPsMo

The Superbook reboot basically turns the story of Genesis into a Warcraft cutscene

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:42:52 No.103279003 Report

Quoted By: >>103279020

>>103277171
>LOTR
wasn't tolkien catholic or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:43:23 No.103279010 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278807
You can't say that about religion.
It's forbidden!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:44:04 No.103279020 Report

Quoted By: >>103279202

>>103279003
Yes, and Catholicism is a satan-worshiping cult. Read more Chick-tracts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:52:14 No.103279133 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278438
Because heaven was a tool to convince religious fundamentalists to martyr themselves.

Before that everyone went to the same place, but to convince people to die for the faith, they needed some afterlife reward.

It later got opened up to everyone because it being only for martyrs meant there was less reason for others to look forward to the afterlife.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:56:14 No.103279185 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277785
I'm disappointed it took this long

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:56:55 No.103279202 Report

Quoted By: >>103279219 >>103292205 >>103292465

>>103279020
I always thought of Catholicism as an unnecessarily cautious version of Christianity. It's not exactly less spiritual than Christianity, but it does give you a harder time. The whole idea that you need to go to some self-proclaimed minister in order to get yourself forgiven every time you sin sounds like a load of bullshit, as it just contradicts basic human nature when you consider how minor a "sin" can be. I thought the whole point of Jesus dying on the cross was so that this sort of thing wouldn't be necessary.

Catholicism is a little shitty, yeah, but I wouldn't call it "Satanic" or any further than what Christians would describe as "close to God".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 15:58:05 No.103279219 Report

Quoted By: >>103279337 >>103279773

>>103279202
Anon, you don't get it. They literally worship the actual Satan. READ THE TRACTS.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:01:34 No.103279271 Report

Quoted By: >>103279284 >>103279306 >>103281872

>it's another "/co/ pretends to have religion all figured out" thread
>fedora edition wait no it's always been like this for every one of these damn threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:02:37 No.103279284 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279271
What do you mean by this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:04:11 No.103279306 Report

Quoted By: >>103279470

>>103279271
i wonder how people like you would communicate with normal human beings if fedoras didn't exist or weren't a meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:06:16 No.103279337 Report

Quoted By: >>103301475

>>103279219
Actual Satan worked for God. As seen in the book mentioned >>103278492 which kind of misses the point since the comic creator views God as omni-benevolent.

The Book of Job is an attempt to provide an answer to the problem of evil. "If God is all knowing, all good, and all powerful, why does shit suck?"

Also, fuck Elihu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:10:14 No.103279390 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277407
letting an indian scammer Teamviewer your PC

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:13:27 No.103279425 Report

Quoted By: >>103279439 >>103279441 >>103281782 >>103282330

>>103277171
>postmodernism is bad
I agree with jack on this one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:14:56 No.103279439 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279425
>satanic cult
>slasher villain with a pumpkin head and a chainsaw
Make this into a movie.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:15:07 No.103279441 Report

Quoted By: >>103279477 >>103279578

>>103279425
there's a 0,001% chance that you aren't postmodern yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:16:20 No.103279459 Report

Quoted By: >>103279476

>>103278658
Literally anything created before secularism became dominant

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:17:02 No.103279470 Report

Quoted By: >>103279495 >>103279619

>>103279306
We'd say that militant atheists are just as bad as fundamentalists and that they get high off the smell of their own farts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:17:24 No.103279476 Report

Quoted By: >>103280218

>>103279459
>before secularism became dominant
I don't think there was much /co/ material before the 18th century.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:17:32 No.103279477 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279441
And that's not good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:18:16 No.103279491 Report

Quoted By: >>103280655 >>103280917

>>103277171
Is it bad that the biggest reason I believe this is fake isn't because of the whole "Everything I don't like is satanic" stuff, but that Chick would most certainly recognise St. Peter's Cross is a Christian symbol?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:18:25 No.103279495 Report

Quoted By: >>103279524

>>103279470
>religious fundamentalists kill people
>militant atheists post unfunny memes on the internet
JUST AS BAD

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:18:33 No.103279500 Report

Quoted By: >>103279557

>>103278658
Dan Dare. It was created, written and drawn by a very devout Christian and was meant to have Christian messages; in the first version he pitched to magazines, Dare was actually supposed to be a military chaplin.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:19:00 No.103279508 Report

Quoted By: >>103279538

>>103277972
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS, WE WERE PROMISED A GOLDEN AGE OF REASON AMONG THE STARS, NOT THIS DYSTOPIAN HELLHOLE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:19:36 No.103279513 Report

Quoted By: >>103279546 >>103279619

>>103277171
I like how the list of satanic stuff is mostly mundane but then he throws lycanthropy and necromancy on there. I don't think people can do that irl... Can they?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:20:16 No.103279524 Report

Quoted By: >>103279550 >>103279584

>>103279495
Militant atheists kill people; priests and devout christians were murdered in the French Revolution and later modern movements, huge swathes of people were murdered en masse under Communist regimes for being religious and this shit continues to this day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:21:18 No.103279538 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279508
There will be a golden age of reason among the stars, anon. Just not for you. Only the millionaires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:21:27 No.103279546 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279513
Necromancy is just talking to the dead and getting them to do things for you. Trad craft has a lot of work on skin turning and turning your body of shadow into a fetch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:21:38 No.103279550 Report

Quoted By: >>103279684

>>103279524
Yes, those movements were about the atheism and not about the ideology. Totally an honest comparison anon, good show.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:22:40 No.103279557 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279500
I loved the CGI Dan Dare show as a kid.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:22:49 No.103279562 Report

Quoted By: >>103279588 >>103279626 >>103282197

Daily reminder that creationism makes you a CHAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:23:02 No.103279565 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277338
>dissenter
Found the Bong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:23:58 No.103279578 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279441
Most people treat postmodernism as deconstructivism, when they should be treating it like more like revolutionism instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:24:16 No.103279583 Report

Quoted By: >>103279609

>>103278550
There ARE some spergs who quote Harry Potter like it's a religion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:24:15 No.103279584 Report

Quoted By: >>103279695

>>103279524
maybe you should've prayed harder bucko

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:24:22 No.103279588 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279562
>evilutionist is also a baldlet
Based God making fools look foolish.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:25:29 No.103279603 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277972
>>103278583

hollly shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:25:39 No.103279604 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278550
>>103278566
He tries to call the kids (other people/unbelievers) hipocrites for calling the bible stuff fake while also being into fiction. The end result is that he ironically ends up equating christianity with fiction

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:25:43 No.103279606 Report

Quoted By: >>103279635

>>103276049

I love how the "new age healer" is buff as shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:26:03 No.103279609 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279583
Yes, but even THEY would agree that Harry Potter is fiction

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:26:30 No.103279616 Report

Quoted By: >>103279627

>>103278658
Prince of Egypt is Jewish, not Christian

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:26:52 No.103279619 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279470

>JUSTASBAD
>IF YOU DONT WHOLEHEARTEDLY AGREE WITH MY EXACT BRAND OF CHRISTFAGGOTRY, OR LET IT BE PUSHED INTO EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY THEN YOURE A MILITANT ATHEIST!
>STOP PERSECUTING ME!
>FEDORA!

Alright anon.

>>103279513

>he never did lycanthropy at high school

Eugh, what a dweeb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:27:31 No.103279626 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279562
>feelings don't care about your facts!
>checkmate atheists!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:27:31 No.103279627 Report

Quoted By: >>103279659 >>103279672 >>103281523 >>103302826

>>103279616
Old Testament is canon in Christianity, you foolish fooling fool

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:27:55 No.103279635 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279606

Huh, guess then all those teas and supplements do work then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:27:57 No.103279637 Report

Quoted By: >>103290796

>>103278438
Because Christians believe your soul is with God and is experiencing ultimate joy and love forever. Heaven isn’t like it’s portray in movies where everybody is in the clouds interacting with each other. It sounds shitty but you wouldn’t care about your family in hell.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:28:02 No.103279638 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
Oh no not meditation!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:29:34 No.103279659 Report

Quoted By: >>103279676 >>103280245

>>103279627
what is this image supposed to mean
I'm so confused

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:30:22 No.103279667 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277478
Wow, satan is a nice guy. Good guy satan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:30:48 No.103279672 Report

Quoted By: >>103279690 >>103279749

>>103279627
it was Jewish first you foolish fooling fool.
by that logic the Prince of Egypt is a muslim movie

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:31:05 No.103279676 Report

Quoted By: >>103279718 >>103280823 >>103289190

>>103279659
It's making a legitimate joke

After Eden does that sometimes

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:31:50 No.103279684 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279550
>HAH MILITANT ATHEISM WAS ONLY PART OF THEIR WORLDVIEW (even though it was a hugely important aspect) SO YOU'RE WRONG.

Seriously, you guys are just as bad as fundamentalists. In fact, even worse because a fundamentalist might feel bad about doing it at some point.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:32:32 No.103279690 Report

Quoted By: >>103279719 >>103279777

>>103279672

Shall we just agree to call the Prince of Egypt an Abrahamic movie, and leave it at that?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:32:52 No.103279695 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279584
I'm not religious; I'm just very wary of the largest mass murderers of the 20th century and quite remarkable ones before pretending their shit doesn't stink.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:34:03 No.103279712 Report

Quoted By: >>103279744 >>103280569 >>103281810 >>103307375

>Pr*testants
I wish more Catholics would make comics like these. I'd imagine they would be less retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:34:21 No.103279718 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279676
that one is kind of charming

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:34:22 No.103279719 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279690
seems fair enough

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:36:14 No.103279744 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279712
catholics don't have extremist splinter sects like protestants, but they can still be dumb fanatics

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:36:15 No.103279746 Report

Quoted By: >>103280648

>>103277171
How the fuck is LOTR satantic? It's a Christian story

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:36:29 No.103279749 Report

Quoted By: >>103279814

>>103279672
What we call Judaism today is referred to as Rabbinic Judaism, of which their core belief is the denial that Jesus Christ is the messiah. True Judaism ended with the fulfillment of OT by Christ, our Lord

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:38:30 No.103279773 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279219
It's also full of kiddy diddlers and people who promote the spread of AIDS. So in a way, Jack was underselling the awfulness of the Catholic Church.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:38:36 No.103279777 Report

Quoted By: >>103279793 >>103279979 >>103280295

>>103279690
>dinosaurs and mammoths boarding
Huh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:39:37 No.103279793 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279777
I know, usually YEC tend to have the flood explaining why those died out.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:40:00 No.103279799 Report

Quoted By: >>103280770

>>103277407
Watching streamers
Beware, /tg/. Critical Role will sell your soul to the devil and fill your mind with chaotic neutral

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:41:05 No.103279814 Report

Quoted By: >>103279835 >>103279839 >>103279852

>>103279749
>a real unironic christcuck

don't you have to pray somewhere?
did you know the computer is a devil's machine, created by a gay man?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:42:31 No.103279835 Report

Quoted By: >>103279868 >>103279875

>>103279814
Babbage was gay now?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:42:56 No.103279839 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279814
>Let me tell you what you believe
I'm fully aware that this is bait, but I just fucking hate this mindset. Doesn't help that retarded fedoras always do this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:43:56 No.103279852 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279814
They're all over the site now. Probably all phoneposters too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:45:04 No.103279868 Report

Quoted By: >>103279928

>>103279835
Turing

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:45:38 No.103279875 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279835
Babbage was way too much of a Chad to be a gay. He was booting up that difference engine and all the ladies were asking to multiply with him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:45:45 No.103279879 Report

Quoted By: >>103304286

>>103277367
>Haw Haw
That demon in the background should be a reaction image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:49:17 No.103279928 Report

Quoted By: >>103280111

>>103279868
Didn’t invent the computer, no matter how much you try.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:52:26 No.103279979 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279777
had to feed the lions something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:54:20 No.103280009 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
http://ivyleagueexorcist.blogspot.com/2012/07/jack-chick-parody-tract-used-to-promote.html

It's a parody. It's pretty close to stuff Chick would do though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 16:57:00 No.103280054 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
I am ten satanics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:00:14 No.103280111 Report

Quoted By: >>103280276

>>103279928
>christcuck denies reality because it's convenient for him

lol clockwork

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:03:54 No.103280170 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278658
This looks like a non-believer wrote this to make kids doubtful but I guess it's just bad writing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:06:58 No.103280218 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279476
lmaoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:08:21 No.103280245 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279659
Don't be smug about winning. Even if you are right and win a debate then you can still looks like an asshole. This is true for atheists too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:10:09 No.103280276 Report

Quoted By: >>103280422

>>103280111
Charles Babbage KH FRS (/?bæbJd?/; 26 December 1791 – 18 October 1871) was an English polymath.[1] A mathematician, philosopher, inventor and mechanical engineer, Babbage originated the concept of a digital programmable computer.[2]

Source:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Babbage

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:11:02 No.103280295 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279777
Looks like the life preserver doesn't work that well.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:18:51 No.103280413 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
Looks like I'm going to be hanging out with Anton Lavey when I die.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:19:24 No.103280422 Report

Quoted By: >>103302276

>>103280276
Alan Mathison Turing OBE FRS (/?tj??rJ?/; 23 June 1912 – 7 June 1954) was an English computer scientist, mathematician, logician, cryptanalyst, philosopher, and theoretical biologist.[2] Turing was highly influential in the development of theoretical computer science, providing a formalisation of the concepts of algorithm and computation with the Turing machine, which can be considered a model of a general purpose computer

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Turing

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:29:39 No.103280569 Report

Quoted By: >>103281763 >>103294088

>>103279712
i just remember this one catholic catechism that was aesthetic because everything was drawn in black white and red

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:34:48 No.103280647 Report

Quoted By: >>103280749 >>103280773

>>103276049
I always like to use Chick Tracts as a way to show how far organized religion has gotten. Key word: Organized. I'm not a douchebag who thinks every religious person is insane.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:34:51 No.103280648 Report

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>>103279746
It's not the right kind of Christianity, thus Satanic. Anything that isn't Southern Baptist is evil.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:35:21 No.103280655 Report

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>>103279491
It's a Catholic symbol. Satanic.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:40:15 No.103280737 Report

Quoted By: >>103281095 >>103297063

>>103278566
To be fair, people are unironically larping as "the Resistance" from Star Wars right now.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:40:57 No.103280749 Report

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>>103280647

You wouldnt be a douchebag for thinking so anyway. They are insane.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:41:55 No.103280770 Report

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>>103279799
I knew Jerma had satanic tendencies.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:42:09 No.103280773 Report

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>>103280647
the fact that you have to add a disclaimer like that to prevent people from sperging out at you says enough

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:42:26 No.103280780 Report

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>>103277171
ANYTHING BUT YOGA OH NO!

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:45:00 No.103280823 Report

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>>103279676
>arguing on the internet.png

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:49:18 No.103280905 Report

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>>103277171
>Harry potter and dungeons and dragons
Nevermind that the creators of both are pretty devout christians

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:50:19 No.103280917 Report

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>>103279491
Jack Chick hates catholics.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:53:38 No.103280983 Report

Quoted By: >>103291181

>>103278838
The Reformation got things incredibly wrong though, because you had retards taking things literally and adding in logical inconsistencies like the total depravity of man, predestination and limited election.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:57:31 No.103281057 Report

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>>103278427
Because he's a dirty pleb

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:58:08 No.103281071 Report

Quoted By: >>103281656

>support Israel or face natural disasters: the comic

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 17:59:33 No.103281095 Report

Quoted By: >>103281775 >>103281793 >>103301558

>>103280737
I don't get it
Are we supposed to be for or against the rebels? I'm getting a "millenials are dumb" vibe from this, but it doesn't exactly seem pro-trump unless the artist is okay with the world looking rather totalitarian.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:07:35 No.103281242 Report

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>>103278438
Because you're not stuck in hell, you're only going to be there if you're not willing to repent for your sins and fell guilty about them. Of course this had a few logistical problems.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:25:03 No.103281523 Report

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>>103279627
"Canon" Meaning it happened, but we mostly ignore it (except when we want to)

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:33:28 No.103281656 Report

Quoted By: >>103282724 >>103285095

>>103281071
Chick belongs to the bible literalists who think defending Israel means preventing the apocalypse. He doesn't care about the people.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:38:13 No.103281729 Report

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>>103277171
>Cyberpunk
>LOTR
>Firewalking (did it once)
>Video Games
>Harry Potter
>Dungeons and dragons
>Halloween
>Rock music
>Heavy metal
I am 9 whole satanics.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:40:02 No.103281763 Report

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>>103280569
>because everything was drawn in black white and red
Just like the Nazis or worse the White Stripes.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:41:00 No.103281775 Report

Quoted By: >>103282113

>>103281095
It's an edit. The original had them spray painting 'resist'.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:41:13 No.103281782 Report

Quoted By: >>103285883 >>103303737

>>103279425
>postmodernism is bad
Why? It's at best a small philosophical movement. No power that be be is going to read a bunch of old French fucks. It's going to be a few academics who will argue until the end of time.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:41:44 No.103281793 Report

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>>103281095
Maybe some half-assed centrist approach?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:42:39 No.103281810 Report

Quoted By: >>103281856

>>103279712
Dumb papist

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:45:20 No.103281856 Report

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>>103281810
Divide and conquer faggot.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:46:09 No.103281869 Report

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>>103278658
The Tragedy of Man!

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:46:30 No.103281872 Report

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>>103279271
I don't pretend to have religion all figured out, no.

But, my view of my religion is based on trying to live up to the moral and social obligations that I think my belief in God implies for me. And it's based upon an analysis of the narrative that goes throughout the Bible rather than fixating on a few parts of it plus doctrinal disputes.

So I do think that I can say I have religion figured out a damn sight more than Jack Chick does, and that God doesn't mind too much if I laugh at Chick's work and the things it suggested about him as a person.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:47:54 No.103281890 Report

Quoted By: >>103282111 >>103282172 >>103291551 >>103298146 >>103299344 >>103300093 >>103303934 >>103307764

post more chick tracts

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:52:54 No.103281964 Report

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>>103277378
>tfw I will never cry on Satan's shoulder

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:53:23 No.103281971 Report

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>>103278566
What i gather from Twitter is that lefties actually think Harry Potter is real

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 18:55:06 No.103282000 Report

Quoted By: >>103288608

>>103277281
whats ur lodge lad

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:01:33 No.103282111 Report

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>>103281890
>Forty thousand years later

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:01:37 No.103282113 Report

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>>103281775
Ah, that would explain it

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:04:43 No.103282166 Report

Quoted By: >>103282186 >>103294174

>>103276049
First Bite is one of the few tracts which was actually meant to be funny.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:04:50 No.103282168 Report

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>>103278427
should be enough to impeach a man in the US of BBQ

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:05:12 No.103282172 Report

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>>103281890

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:05:58 No.103282186 Report

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>>103282166
WorldOfDarkness.jpg

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:06:41 No.103282197 Report

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>>103279562
>Here's why...
>.................
>.................

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:07:20 No.103282213 Report

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>>103277378
Man, Satan is a really understanding dude.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:08:06 No.103282228 Report

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>>103277773
>Tachikoma
>not Fuchikoma
Fuck off, pleb.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:14:12 No.103282330 Report

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>>103279425
Why are they equating Samhain to Stan?

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:33:59 No.103282668 Report

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>>103277418
>Your dad was right. You're a gutless little coward.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 19:37:33 No.103282724 Report

Quoted By: >>103284016 >>103285095

>>103281656
>Preventing
You mean accelerating it. That isn't the mindset of these people. They want the end of the world to come.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 20:39:54 No.103284016 Report

Quoted By: >>103285095

>>103282724
Chick Publications is a zionist org.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 21:39:00 No.103285095 Report

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>>103281656
>>103282724
The prophecies that these people believe in is that the end of the world is some drama where all the players have to be in the right places for it to start. They want Israel to thrive because they think when it covers enough land or takes the right magic landmarks then that's the point where the events of Revelations start to kick in.

>>103284016
You're trolling is kind of approaching a real thing. The Evangelical psychos have been specifically courted by Israeli diplomats and Hasbara orgs as a means of soliciting more political pressure to keep the US government on the side of right-wing Israelis. Support for Israel among actual American Jews has been dropping year by year, and the crazier strands of American Protestant long ago became their most consistent supporters.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 21:43:46 No.103285170 Report

Quoted By: >>103285553

>>103277171
>Remote viewing

what

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:08:09 No.103285553 Report

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>>103285170
If you knew what the former magister of the Church of Satan was up to on taxpayer dime, you probably watched men who stare at goats.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:09:41 No.103285574 Report

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>>103277171
>Remote Viewing

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:17:20 No.103285685 Report

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>>103276049
>Cogs Shotgun.
To this day I still don´t know what was the context of this panel

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:22:35 No.103285755 Report

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>>103277343
Asigned Male would be way more interesting if a realistic looking Satan was constantly communicating telepathic with the protagonist.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:23:00 No.103285758 Report

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>>103277171
>marihuana

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:28:43 No.103285849 Report

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>>103278571
In the books, they were supposed to, at least occasionally, wear hats.
It was on the shopping list in the first book, and there's one scene in the movie.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:31:04 No.103285883 Report

Quoted By: >>103302850

>>103281782
huge cultural impact though
admittedly most people who whine about post-modernism use it as a buzzword and don't actually know what it is (or was)

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:31:15 No.103285887 Report

Quoted By: >>103285937

>>103278438
It's pretty deep in there, but there's at least one passage that implies that even Hell will be emptied eventually.
It's really just a super sucky purgatory.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:32:32 No.103285908 Report

Quoted By: >>103285973

>>103277503
If you think about it, Devilman reads like a Chickktrack, it starts with a good kid goes with his friend to a rave once and it ends with the entire world spiraling into chaos and the friend who invited him to the rave in the first time being Satan all along,

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:34:21 No.103285937 Report

Quoted By: >>103286144

>>103285887
>It's pretty deep in there, but there's at least one passage that implies that even Hell will be emptied eventually.
>It's really just a super sucky purgatory.
What, like in Islam? Where how long you're in Hell depends on your sins.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:36:39 No.103285973 Report

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>>103285908
the friend is also comically evil from the very start, to which the protagonist is equally comically oblivious

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:37:11 No.103285980 Report

Quoted By: >>103303455

>>103278658
The Goddamned by Jason Aaron is so fucking good.
It's about Cain in the last few days before the Flood.

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Anonymous Sun 30 Sep 2018 22:46:15 No.103286144 Report

Quoted By: >>103287922

>>103285937
No, Hell is ultimately the prison for Lucifer, the False Prophet, and Death.
Eventually God will say, "All right, that's enough, come on up."

There's probably more to it, but I'm working from spotty memories.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 00:23:12 No.103287922 Report

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>>103286144
Wikipedia pretty much says Hell is a prison of your own making. By not accepting God's love, you're creating your own suffering. That it's not God who sends you to Hell, it's you who distances yourself from God.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 00:55:34 No.103288608 Report

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>>103282000
Vic Park, West Australia. Grand lodge in the CBD

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 00:59:22 No.103288679 Report

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>>103277378
Based Satan helping you to come to terms with your sexuality.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 01:20:31 No.103289190 Report

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>>103279676
Holy shit, the After Eden guy actually made a legitimately funny comic!?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:31:06 No.103290581 Report

Quoted By: >>103290644 >>103294284

"Somebody Goofed" is probably the most fucked up one

>some people are going to tell you that it's okay not to accept jesus as your personal savior as long as you're a good person
>those people are LITERALLY satan in a rubber mask and are personally fucking with you so you'll go to hell

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:34:22 No.103290642 Report

Quoted By: >>103295625

>>103277171
>Vegetarianism is on the same level as fucking necromancy

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:34:25 No.103290644 Report

Quoted By: >>103290814 >>103291581

>>103290581
>HAHAHA even though you were a good person and did good deeds you still burn forever because the devil that God does nothing to stop mislead you into making a very minor sin!
Chick's personal view's on God are fucking horrifying

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:40:57 No.103290765 Report

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Lol

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:42:34 No.103290796 Report

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>>103279637
>t sounds shitty but you wouldn’t care about your family in hell.
But then that person in heaven wouldn't be ME but a fucking robotic clone version

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:42:56 No.103290803 Report

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>>103276049
I know about Chick's views on Catholicism, but I've always wondered what he and people like him thought of Orthodoxy, as well as some of the lesser known (to an American Protestant) religions like Zoroastrianism and Sikhism.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:43:28 No.103290814 Report

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>>103290644
Yeah it's pretty fucked. Guess which one of these people are going to heaven: The elderly couple that spent 50 years volunteering in Africa or the guy who killed a man in a barfight then repented in jail?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:47:03 No.103290881 Report

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>>103277418
>>103277378
>>103277388
You know, it's always telling when the crazy religious fundies try to make an evil devil character and they end up coming across as the most reasonable and moral person in the room.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:48:19 No.103290901 Report

Quoted By: >>103293234

Remember when Jack adapted some of his more "famous" tracts for the Urban Folks?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:50:28 No.103290937 Report

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>>103278658
Most the stories are on youtube and it's actually surprisingly good stuff.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:52:57 No.103290977 Report

Quoted By: >>103291332

>>103290803
Pretty sure his stance on any religion that isn't his strict brand of evangelical KJV-only Christianity is "anyone who believes it will burn in hell and they will deserve it"

That and I'm 90% sure he probably had no idea what Zoroastrianism is about and likely would confuse Sikhism with Hinduism.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 02:56:10 No.103291041 Report

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>>103278658
It isn't /co/ unfortunately, but it might be one of the best Christian-themed works.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:03:25 No.103291181 Report

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>>103280983
I said TRYING, not succeeded.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:08:52 No.103291290 Report

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>>103290803
I would imagine he put the eastern orthodox churches at the same level as the catholic one. Structurally and theologically they're more similar to the catholic church than any of the protestant sects. Plus you could extend the same argument about the fallacy of the pope to the various ecumenical patriarchs, who fulfill a similar role as acting as God's emissaries on earth. Realistically though, he'd have cared less about them because the catholic faith has a much larger presence in America.

As for obscurer faiths like Zoroastrianism, I doubt he was aware of them. If he was familiar with any of the dharmic faiths, I can't imagine he had anything positive to say. I can totally envision a comic where he takes down Hinduism, only it's reimagined as a pagan death cult by way of "The Temple of Doom." These comics don't make him seem like a terribly bright or cultured guy.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:10:54 No.103291332 Report

Quoted By: >>103292265

>>103290977
>confusing Sikhism and Hinduism
How? If anything, wouldn't he be more likely to confuse it with Buddhism? Guru = Buddha and all that.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:13:06 No.103291364 Report

Quoted By: >>103291707

>>103291041
How is Vinland Saga a Christian work? The conflict between Norse paganism and Christianity is barely present in the plot. I vaguely recall some unnamed characters discussing how more people are getting baptized as of late but that's it, plus it was like one page out of hundreds and hundreds.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:24:59 No.103291551 Report

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>>103281890
>What's to keep me from becoming a god?
The fact that they don't exist Tyler. Didn't you learn anything at Evolution School?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:27:17 No.103291581 Report

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>>103290644
This is the view that every Christian I've ever known personally held.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:34:23 No.103291707 Report

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>>103291364
It's very much a mix of Christian and Buddhist philosophy, with a focus on finding forgiveness towards people who have wronged you as well as making peace with your own mistakes and your place in the world.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:37:42 No.103291767 Report

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>>103291290
I wonder how he'd treat something like Jainism if he was actually willing to look at the philosophy and not just "This is different than my evangelical church! It's the Devil!" It's a shame he never really challenged his own beliefs, if for no reason other than to strengthen them. We learn from each other.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:41:00 No.103291825 Report

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>>103277388
>amyl nitrate
How very specific, Jack

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:52:20 No.103292045 Report

Quoted By: >>103292097

>>103285755
What the fuck is this, and is it a parody or is it straight?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 03:55:17 No.103292097 Report

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>>103292045
Its real. This is what the artist really believes.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:01:57 No.103292205 Report

Quoted By: >>103292465 >>103295477

>>103279202
If anything I think Protestantism is "more cautious" than Catholicism/Orthodoxy. Many evangelicals think that there's no difference between having a statue of a saint and praying to a pagan god.

>every time you sin
You're only asked to go to Confession during Lent (and maybe Advent but Lent's the main one), so a minimum of once a year.
>I thought the whole point of Jesus dying on the cross was so that this sort of thing wouldn't be necessary.
Jesus' death made salvation possible, it didn't guarantee it for people who don't want it.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:04:55 No.103292265 Report

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>>103291332
Simple.
>That's the thing they have in India, isn't it?
I doubt Chick wouldn't look deeper than that.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:14:22 No.103292465 Report

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>>103292205
Protestantism is all over the place, but a lot of the original offshoots were basically rebelling against all the compromises Catholicism had made in order to bring everyone in Europe into the fold and trying to be 'pure.' Easter, Christmas? Filthy pagan accommodation, not truly Christian

>>103279202
What you call caution is more accommodating peoples guilt. Minor sins are more "did you feel bad about it? Okay, say 10 hail marys and move on." It's basically therapy before therapists. And also a way to make shitloads of cash during the whole indulgences period.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:28:52 No.103292765 Report

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>>103278658
Tragedy of Man if you want directly Christian; if you're okay with blending pagan and Christian elements then Secret of Kells and to a lesser extent Song of the Sea are great as well.

I'm working on my own animated projects that have a lot of underlying Christianity (in addition to a few that don't), but I'm hesitant to call my stuff "Christian media" because I think that non-Christians would still have something to take away from it and it isn't really meant to directly influence people's beliefs.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:42:49 No.103293056 Report

Quoted By: >>103293092 >>103293102 >>103293130 >>103293146 >>103297343

>>103277171
So the UN is evil?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:44:56 No.103293092 Report

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>>103293056
Without question

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:45:16 No.103293102 Report

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>>103293056
Of course they are. It's a globalist conspiracy that answers directly to the NWO.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:46:45 No.103293130 Report

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>>103293056
Evilly incompetent!

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:47:38 No.103293146 Report

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>>103293056
Not just evil. Satanic.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:50:58 No.103293197 Report

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>>103277171
>Satan's Spiritual Structure
>people will take my made-up term seriously if I capitalize the letters

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:52:57 No.103293234 Report

Quoted By: >>103293270

>>103290901
I think those ones were drawn by someone else.

It just looks wrong to have gray in there rather than scratch and crosshair shading

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 04:55:27 No.103293270 Report

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>>103293234
Of course they were. He outsources a lot of his tracts. The point is he puts his name on them, and doesn't credit anyone else of course.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 05:03:47 No.103293379 Report

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>>103277351
Very grumpy

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 05:55:57 No.103294030 Report

Quoted By: >>103294220

>>103277171
>Cyberpunk culture
>Backmasking
>LOTR
>Alt "comix"
>Video games
>Harry Potter
>D&D
>Skull & Bones
>Rock music
>Heavy metal
Well fuck me I guess I'm going to hell lads

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:00:34 No.103294088 Report

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>>103280569
yeah, I wonder if they'd still peddle this shit now that you don't have spare kids to give to the church. Who can afford to have 5-6 little squirts come out of the wife anymore?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:03:33 No.103294134 Report

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>>103277171
>Hip-Hop/Rap is not the list

My nigga Jack knows whats up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:05:47 No.103294160 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277706
Why is it only boomer Americans that get so bent out of shape about magic and other shit? Seriously what the fuck's up with that? Hell, doesn't Paul say other religions and their sacrifices are a big meme at one point?
t. American

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:07:02 No.103294174 Report

Quoted By:

>>103282166
That is actually amazing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:10:18 No.103294213 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278658
321 Penguins is surprisingly pretty fucking great. Earthboy Jacobus by Doug TenNapel is great too, literally the CS Lewis of comics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:11:38 No.103294220 Report

Quoted By:

>>103294030
I'm already there bro, computers and 4chan are tools of the devil so they let us browse here, it's already pretty cool down here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:14:04 No.103294237 Report

Quoted By:

>>103282172
Time to DANCE WITH THE DEVIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBv0D3k1fsA

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:19:25 No.103294284 Report

Quoted By: >>103294384 >>103294457 >>103294459 >>103298176 >>103299186 >>103302454

>>103290581
Kind of a terrifying implication when you consider how many people weren't Christians because they've never even heard of Christianity for millennia
>All loving, all knowing father
>Creates billions of people who have absolutely no chance of being good Christians even if they wanted to; so they just get to burn in hell for all eternity

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:27:46 No.103294384 Report

Quoted By: >>103294457

>>103294284
I'm not sure if Chick ever addressed that. I know more traditional schools of Christianity teach that anyone who died but never had a chance to hear about and thus accept Jesus went to purgatory, and that applies to everyone who died before Jesus was ever around. Apparently they'll stay there until the End Times, where they'll finally get a chance to go to heaven.

Not sure how that gels with the Chick school of "you go to hell if you don't accept Jesus, NO EXCEPTIONS"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:35:24 No.103294457 Report

Quoted By:

>>103294284
>>103294384
That's what the Harrowing of Hell is supposed to be about, when Jesus died he went down to hell and basically told all the cool people there that they were free and could go to heaven. All the shitty people just stayed there, I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 06:35:29 No.103294459 Report

Quoted By: >>103295077

>>103294284
No dude, there's been an answer to that for centuries now. They're in limbo until their descendents convert.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 07:52:48 No.103295070 Report

Quoted By:

Keep goin, all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 07:54:14 No.103295077 Report

Quoted By: >>103302643

>>103294459
You may believe that but not everyone does. I doubt Chick did.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 07:55:16 No.103295092 Report

Quoted By: >>103295137 >>103299307 >>103302896

Is there even a Hell? As in does it have any mention in the Bible? I haven't read the thing but from what I've heard from some very reputable Youtube videos I watched drunk, there's not really anything except for the Lake of Fire and that's meant for Satan and his cohorts, not as a general punishment town.
In fact, from what I've seen a lot of things people take for granted are at best some overly specific interpretations of some one line of text somewhere, that is vague as fuck in the first place and people are way overthinking it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 08:02:02 No.103295137 Report

Quoted By:

>>103295092
>there's not really anything except for the Lake of Fire and that's meant for Satan and his cohorts, not as a general punishment town.
Depart from me ye cursed into the eternal fire prepared for the Devil and his angels.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 08:13:37 No.103295222 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277576
>>103277626
>>103277753
>>103277802
Reminder that this gremlin is a menace and should be avoided at all costs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 08:54:48 No.103295477 Report

Quoted By:

>>103292205
There are evangelical Christians who believed Jack Chick was a heretic because he apparently preached "once saved always saved" theology.
http://www.fmh-child.org/S9.7.14.html

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 09:01:50 No.103295537 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277351
>Satan will use a multitude of techniques to fill the ranks of homosexuals
Yeah, like being hot as fuck himself, damn, I'd go gay to have a go at those abs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 09:07:48 No.103295582 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277478
>Tfw no devil BFF

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 09:14:34 No.103295625 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
>>103290642
>How many layers of satanism are you on
>Like five or six my dude
>You are like a baby, watch this
>V E G A N I S M

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 09:56:44 No.103295864 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277785
>he's union, so we can't fire him

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 12:54:37 No.103297063 Report

Quoted By:

>>103280737
This one is actually hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 13:01:11 No.103297128 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
Lol UN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 13:04:59 No.103297168 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277443
>saving other man from a mob is actually a good deed... I think.
It mostly a stupid deed that will only get you hurt too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 13:13:56 No.103297239 Report

Quoted By:

>>103285755
No 11 year old talks that way, not even when heavily brainwashed.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 13:19:24 No.103297277 Report

Quoted By: >>103297386 >>103297523 >>103297793 >>103300663 >>103302739 >>103306512

>>103277045
yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 13:27:22 No.103297343 Report

Quoted By:

>>103293056
i mean that's like the one thing he got right.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 13:33:00 No.103297386 Report

Quoted By:

>>103297277
This one never fails to make me mad
I guess it's proof that I haven't gone full degenerate yet.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 13:47:05 No.103297523 Report

Quoted By: >>103297608

>>103297277

I forgot how bad this one is.

>GOOD NEWS CHILD
>WE'VE DECIDED TO STOP HIDEOUSLY ABUSING YOU
>NO NEED TO CALL THE POLICE, JESUS SOLVES EVERYTHING

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 13:56:17 No.103297608 Report

Quoted By: >>103297693 >>103297711

>>103297523
there's literally nothing wrong with that
why wouldn't a family want to solve their problems among themselves if they could?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 14:05:42 No.103297693 Report

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>>103297608

Do you believe child molesters should be in prison, anon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 14:08:08 No.103297711 Report

Quoted By:

>>103297608
You should probably read this comic

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 14:17:46 No.103297793 Report

Quoted By:

>>103297277
wait
the dad sexually abuses his daughter but gets away with it because the Doctor who KNOWS the child is abused (the fucking doctor) tells him if he accepts Jesus it's gonna be alright? And his wife is cool with it?
what the fuck is the moral of this story?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 14:54:33 No.103298146 Report

Quoted By:

>>103281890
ease up there, little Dostoyevsky

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 14:57:14 No.103298176 Report

Quoted By:

>>103294284
even dante recognised that good non-christians should just chill in Limbo instead of getting tortured in Hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 16:23:46 No.103299186 Report

Quoted By:

>>103294284
God factors ignorance into the judgment of souls

Invincible ignorance = Not knowing Jesus exists (i.e. pre-Columbus Native Americans)
Vincible ignorance = Knowing of Jesus but not having enough exposure to properly convert (i.e. modern American Jews or Muslims)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 16:32:00 No.103299307 Report

Quoted By:

>>103295092
Jesus refers to those who sin as going to Gehenna, which was literally a massive trash fire used by the Israelites but is metaphorically analogous to hell.

Jesus uses the phrase "wailing and grinding of teeth," which implies prolonged suffering.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 16:35:19 No.103299344 Report

Quoted By: >>103299948 >>103300305

>>103281890

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 16:44:52 No.103299509 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278658
Serenity is the epitome of christian manga.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:11:21 No.103299948 Report

Quoted By: >>103302602 >>103302616

>>103299344
wait, chick tracts gets actual fanart done of it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:20:39 No.103300093 Report

Quoted By:

>>103281890
How many humans in chick tracts would make for perfect villains in other works?
cause that kid already has material for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:23:41 No.103300154 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
I have a power level of 13 satans

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:27:59 No.103300228 Report

Quoted By:

>>103276049
He talks like Dredd and I love it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:31:16 No.103300283 Report

Quoted By:

It's that time again!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:32:40 No.103300305 Report

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>>103299344
tyler needs his own spinoff

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:41:02 No.103300441 Report

Quoted By: >>103302137

Why haven't gnostics produced tracts decrying mainstream Christianity as Satanic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:49:13 No.103300577 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277351
>>103277343
>Satan is that ruggedly attractive older male who accepts you for who you are

How can the prophet of gentiles even compete?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:50:54 No.103300609 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278658
>>103291041
If you want christian themed /a/ I would actually recommend Trigun since it's basically about Vash trying to live up to the christian ideal of charitable pacifism and how difficult that actually is.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 17:54:05 No.103300663 Report

Quoted By:

>>103297277
One of Chick's associates was convicted of child rape.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Todd_(conspiracy_theorist)

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:10:51 No.103300943 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277934
In fact it conflates a few different stories of dubious veracity but the in main case the film is based on the guy wasn't even dead just in Texas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:42:55 No.103301475 Report

Quoted By: >>103301579 >>103303387

>>103279337
> The Book of Job is an attempt to provide an answer to the problem of evil. "If God is all knowing, all good, and all powerful, why does shit suck?"

And it does an awful job(heh) of it. Job is God's most loyal subject, then God kills dozens of people and ruins his life on a dare from Satan. Then when Job has the never to be like "dude, the fuck?" God starts wrapping about the leviathan and telling him how unknowable his actions are despite the book telling us at the beginning why he did this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:48:05 No.103301558 Report

Quoted By:

>>103281095
Petty vandalism and pop culture references aren't effective political tools?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:49:02 No.103301579 Report

Quoted By:

>>103301475
This is why people choose the Lightbringer. If you're going to master sin, you may as well have fun doing it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 18:52:45 No.103301641 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
>FFF

I've never really given much thought into how Satanist the French Football Federation might be, but I won't argue it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:23:22 No.103302137 Report

Quoted By:

>>103300441
I like them too, but I'd be suprised if the number of people actually converted by Chick Tracks are in the double digits

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:33:01 No.103302276 Report

Quoted By:

>>103280422
>Babbage originated the concept of a digital programmable computer.
Originated.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:46:41 No.103302454 Report

Quoted By:

>>103294284
>parable of the vineyard? Good Samaritan? What the fuck are those?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:56:20 No.103302574 Report

Quoted By: >>103302699

>>103278374
It's sinister because of the contrast you listed. Imagine if the Three Stooges were Communist propoganda

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:58:03 No.103302602 Report

Quoted By:

>>103299948
I mean one got a whole fan made movie

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 19:58:53 No.103302616 Report

Quoted By: >>103302739 >>103307378

>>103299948
Wait till you see chick tract r34

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:01:02 No.103302643 Report

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>>103295077
Limbos a thing guilty Catholics came up with to explain infants dying before baptism. It's not really believed anymore, and most modern Catholics barely believe in purgatory anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:03:45 No.103302699 Report

Quoted By:

>>103302574
That would be hilarious though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:06:12 No.103302739 Report

Quoted By:

>>103302616
That could be funn-
>>103297277
Oh shit

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:07:53 No.103302771 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278374

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:11:10 No.103302826 Report

Quoted By:

>>103279627
I'm very confused about the point of these comics

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:12:31 No.103302850 Report

Quoted By:

>>103285883
Not at all, academics are too busy discussing minutiae to really do shit.
The two areas I can see postmodern theory being applied to are the military and marketing, which makes me think that the people who complain about postmodernism agree with a lot of it without even knowing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:15:06 No.103302896 Report

Quoted By:

>>103295092
There are two distinct Hebrew words that can translate to mean "hell":

>"Sheol", which is more of a temporary resting place for the dead, i.e. your traditional underworld, than anything.
>"Gehenna", which is a place of suffering for bad people.

I'm not sure if the distinction is made in other languages, but it always confused me as to why it's never made in English versions, since that seems like a fairly big difference to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:44:43 No.103303387 Report

Quoted By: >>103303438 >>103303641

>>103301475
>kills dozens of people
I wonder what happened to their souls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:48:01 No.103303438 Report

Quoted By:

>>103303387
Judaism doesn't really focus much on the afterlife.
You get an underworld where the dead are, and can even be summoned if you know the right spells.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 20:48:51 No.103303455 Report

Quoted By:

>>103285980
'was' so fucking good. Hasn't been a new issue in like, two years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:01:06 No.103303641 Report

Quoted By:

>>103303387
who gives a fuck about them he got better kids with a new wife

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:05:37 No.103303698 Report

Quoted By:

>>103276049
What's the Harold Penisman saga again?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:08:10 No.103303737 Report

Quoted By: >>103304702 >>103305295

>>103281782
I’m talking about postmodern art, like that statue of the guy sucking himself off next to the unfinished dragon carving, you known the image I’m talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:13:20 No.103303832 Report

Quoted By:

>>103278658
My personal headcanon on this is Cain married Lilith.
Yes, that Lilith.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:15:19 No.103303871 Report

Quoted By:

>>103276049
This looks like it came out of a 2000 AD comic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:18:43 No.103303934 Report

Quoted By:

>>103281890
>Shin_megami_tensei_IV_apocalypse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:18:58 No.103303938 Report

Quoted By: >>103304030 >>103304045

>>103278807
>>103278892
Sure is euphoric in here today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:23:46 No.103304030 Report

Quoted By:

>>103303938
Nigga it's always euphoric.
And that's a good thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:24:38 No.103304045 Report

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>>103303938
If you worship anything other than Humanity and Mother Earth, you're fucking retarded.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:29:19 No.103304125 Report

Quoted By: >>103304263

>>103277367
>They should put you on an island with the rest of the queers and blow it up!
Someone please make this into a reaction image. I need it for medical reasons.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:37:53 No.103304263 Report

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>>103304125

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 21:38:56 No.103304286 Report

Quoted By: >>103305987

>>103279879

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:04:33 No.103304702 Report

Quoted By:

>>103303737
>postmodern art, like that statue of the guy sucking himself off next to the unfinished dragon carving
that's from some shitty college exhibition. i mean jesus man have some pride and look up "post modern art" on google before you post

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:28:23 No.103305260 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277478
>the gay lifestyle is empty and hollow and you'll end up alone
>because homophobes will murder all your friends
Jack, what were you going for here?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 22:29:47 No.103305295 Report

Quoted By:

>>103303737
the funny thing is that autofellatio statue actually did what it was supposed to, which is create controversy
that being said, not all modern art is bad and most people who complain about it have never even been in an art gallery and just dismiss it on principle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:00:42 No.103305987 Report

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>>103304286
A little too small, but thanks friendo

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:25:12 No.103306512 Report

Quoted By:

>>103297277
>Lisa

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:49:12 No.103306971 Report

Quoted By: >>103307403

>>103277351
>satan encouraging homosexuality
>by encouraging fathers to try to stop their sons from being homosexual
>if he didn't hit him, he'd still be gay

How was David supposed to turn out not gay? If the father did either thing it "encourages"being gay

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:52:31 No.103307037 Report

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:54:34 No.103307073 Report

Quoted By: >>103307149

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:58:03 No.103307149 Report

Quoted By:

>>103307073
This one's my favorite

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:58:15 No.103307154 Report

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>>103278566
I wouldn't be surprised, my mom thinks that people that like fiction think they are real.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 01 Oct 2018 23:59:54 No.103307192 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277171
>Fornication
Uh, y-yeah, oh man, I'm the devil incarnate in this regard...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:07:35 No.103307375 Report

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>>103279712
Tintin was originally published in a catholic newspaper

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:07:39 No.103307378 Report

Quoted By:

>>103302616
W-what? Goddamnit, sauce please. I don't even wanna fap, I wanna laugh.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:08:58 No.103307403 Report

Quoted By:

>>103306971
Mr. Devilman tried to help, but fags will be fags.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:23:18 No.103307670 Report

Quoted By:

>>103277343
Satan is the Hormone Monster?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:26:43 No.103307738 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:27:54 No.103307764 Report

Quoted By:

>>103281890
Is Tyler the most powerful character in fiction?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2018 00:39:01 No.103307985 Report

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>>103277367
Ah shit, lost another one. Dad took my little princess fishing. Kid'll be craving tits within the week, better move on.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Oct 2018 01:16:07 No.103308692 Report

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>>103277418
>Satan depicted as a morally righteous dude who helps a kid come to terms with his sexuality and tries to stop an assault
>the ones doing the assaulting pretty much believe in the same God and practice the same religion as any other good guy from these comics
Did a Satanist infiltrate the writer's room?

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