>>102853465Bionicle is the story of a astronomically large Jesus-allegory robot wandering through space while asleep, all while what to his scale would be nanobots run around and repair him while reproducing asexually.
These nanobots live in an underground 1984 Orwellian nightmare city, being preyed upon by sentient plants and police robots, until Satan possesses the mayor of said city and gasses everyone. 6 superheroes find the gassed citizens, cram them into steel balls, and float them through a network of tunnels, until they reach a pacific island (which is actually a rocky crust over Jesus robots face) and revert to neo-tribalism stone age society.
Having completed their mission, the superheroes spontaneously transform into old men and build mud huts to live in while the new villagers get picked off by robotic leopards and dragonflies. 6 new superheroes wash ashore in tubes and have to painfully put themselves together before journeying off across the island in search of masks of power, which are all hidden in bullshit-hard locations and guarded by more leopards and gigantic robot crabs.
Eventually, they all get their masks of power, which triggers the fucking end times to occur, dunking them into transformative nanobot goo and releasing a swarm of robots powered by mind-rape slugs to destroy all plant life on the island so that the Jesus robot can see the stars when he wakes up. In the mean time, Satan, having escaped the city by turning into a hawk, is subtly fucking with the heroes in a bid to take over Jesus's mind before he wakes up.
And we didn't even brush up on the rapping gangster robots, the psychic vampires, the scrapyard full of half broken villagers in constant agony, the lovecraftian underwater city, or the time that Jesus's soul was kicked out of the universe and had to live on a Mad-Max inspired desert planet while moonlighting as a gladiator.
To say Bionicle was weird is an understatement.