>Friday night crime swoop. Don't leave your seat, citizen, if you're hiding something we'll find it and put you away in the 'cubes for thirty years per unlicensed goldfish.
Do the laws of Dredd's world really need to be so damn harsh? I'm sure there were some weird incidents in the past hundred years that only exist so the writers have reason to have all these oddball laws, but how many people are really running illegal sugar-substitute-substitute rings in their basements? How many people can even afford a luxury apartment that isn't just one room in a commieblock given through welfare? Why is everyone in Mega City One so stupid? Why is Psi-Judge Anderson best waifu?