New Venture Bros Tonight

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>"It was my 16th birthday, and I'm having a pool party. My mother invites every guy she knows, and I'm not talking about boys my age. No, not Janet. She invites male models, male strippers, and I think actual jiggalos. You know, real male whores. So there I am in my giant bathing suit with nervous puberty oozing out my gigantic pores. Just awful. So then band suddenly stops playing, and I hear "And now, the woman of the hour, Roxy Venture!". All eyes on me, right? Then suddenly, almost predictively, The Action Woman shoots my breasts with a shrink ray right as that fucking bitch Colonel Lady pulls my top down."
The name Venture means suffering, in every universe.