You can't trust them Skrulls in the sack.
One moment they'll look like a young Angelina Joyle, and then when your 3 pumps away from peak nut they decide to shapeshift into Rodney Dangerfield. You want to stop but it's too late you're putting no matter what, and they shifted their legs like they're snake bodies to wrap around you so you can pull out and away. Despite how horrible the last second has been you nut regardless, and feel the weight of what this could all imply upon you. And as you cower wanting to flee in fear, you hear your Skrull lover exclaim, "No respect. No respect at all."