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>DC: Hey Readers! We’ll very sorry about the New 52 and our bad comics. We promise to change from now on! We are bring back old beloved legacy characters like Wally West and treating them with respect. And we are bringing back Superman’s marriage to Lois after so many many years. And he has a son! We’ll even going to let Batman get married (make sure to buy the Wedding Album collection). We promise to make good books. We love you all and promise to make you happy.
>Readers and LCSs: Wow, DC. You really changed! I’m so proud of you. You have learned from your mis-
>DC: FOOLED YOU! We’re going back to our old stupid bad ways! Wally West is now evil/worse-than-Hitler for wanting to save his kids after Barry killed them and he’s a psycho killer! Kyle Rayner is dead! And Cass still isn’t Batgirl! Batman is a cuck! And Superman is no loner married and has a family! In fact, ALL MARRIAGES AND FAMILES ARE OUTLAWED!
>Readers: What about Batman?!
>DC: That was just a big Ponzi Scheme! Thanks for the schekels, goys!!! Also we have hired Marvel’s worst writers like Bendis, DeCommick, and Wilson to rape our comics! Yes, Bendis is in full control of the DCU!!! And Zoe Quinn is here too! And we are making a spiritual sequel to Idenity Crisis that everyone hated! I love eating poop!
What happened to DC comics? They were in the right path. They were finally fixing themselves. Now it looks like they have gone fifty steps back. They have literally undid everything that Rebirth has done. Why?....
>Readers and LCSs: Wow, DC. You really changed! I’m so proud of you. You have learned from your mis-
>DC: FOOLED YOU! We’re going back to our old stupid bad ways! Wally West is now evil/worse-than-Hitler for wanting to save his kids after Barry killed them and he’s a psycho killer! Kyle Rayner is dead! And Cass still isn’t Batgirl! Batman is a cuck! And Superman is no loner married and has a family! In fact, ALL MARRIAGES AND FAMILES ARE OUTLAWED!
>Readers: What about Batman?!
>DC: That was just a big Ponzi Scheme! Thanks for the schekels, goys!!! Also we have hired Marvel’s worst writers like Bendis, DeCommick, and Wilson to rape our comics! Yes, Bendis is in full control of the DCU!!! And Zoe Quinn is here too! And we are making a spiritual sequel to Idenity Crisis that everyone hated! I love eating poop!
What happened to DC comics? They were in the right path. They were finally fixing themselves. Now it looks like they have gone fifty steps back. They have literally undid everything that Rebirth has done. Why?....
