Guess what /co/? It turns out you're actually been a Super-Skrull Infiltrator this whole time.
You've been genetically modified to have 4 Powers that emulate the abilities of superpowered entities - find out which ones by using the following link to generate four characters, and rerolling those without powers.

marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Randomincategory/Earth-616_Characters

Share your results and let the invasion begin.