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Unmask Batman

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 10:25:30 2018 No.102384786 View Reply Original Report

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You are just some ordinary citizen in Gotham City. You have no powers but a total of $300,000 in the bank. With these resources
How will you unmask Batman?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 10:28:45 No.102384801 Report

Quoted By: >>102384815 >>102385451

any normal person would figure out its the local bachelor millionaire without too much trouble

at some point the local army base would send over a few tanks and that would be the end of that

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 10:29:02 No.102384803 Report

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>>102384786
IIRC, there's no reason Flash's powers can't be given to anyone with fairly minimal expense. So that's what I'd do, give myself Flash powers, then I'd just run up to him at the speed of light and take his mask off, take a picture, then run away again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 10:30:37 No.102384815 Report

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>>102384801
The government already knows its a coverup

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 10:33:41 No.102384834 Report

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Pass out a bunch of that infrared dye to some of the more trustworthy local scum and tell them that if they get some on Batman they might be the dude who takes down the asshole that's been beating the actual dogshit out of jaywalkers the last few years.

Scan the closest employees of the rich fuckers of Gotham. Someone's gotta be bankrolling that asshole. Soon you'll tag him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 10:36:28 No.102384854 Report

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>>102384834
I spend the other 290,000 on hookers and blow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:19:21 No.102385094 Report

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>>102384786
Pay thugs to beat up all the rich guys in Gotham
The one person who fights back is batman

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:20:21 No.102385097 Report

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i'd hire a wizard to read Batman's mind or something.

Or just lobby the GCPD so they'll put cameras everywhere like London. Batman will probably fuck with the video feed to hide the batmobile, by tracking breakdowns and looping video sequences we could get an idea of which area he parks it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:28:07 No.102385136 Report

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>>102384786
That mask won't hide the shame of getting cucked by Slade

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:29:04 No.102385141 Report

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>>102384786
Wait for him to have one of his regular bloody fights with a villain. Get a sample of the blood from the site afterwards. Send it to a few genetics companies, and then wait for a match.

While its unlikely he's in the system, I'm betting a few of his relatives are. I'll use that to narrow down my suspects to just a handful.

Then, when he's least expecting it, I'll kill his parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:37:23 No.102385190 Report

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>believing in the bat myth
Hah, he's just a bogeyman made up to scare crooks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:38:43 No.102385204 Report

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>>102385190
I don't know there has been a increase in crooks getting their teeth punched in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:41:11 No.102385221 Report

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>>102385204
Propaganda from Big Dentist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:42:48 No.102385232 Report

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>>102385221
That would explain how Wayne's hospital has increased in profits.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 11:45:04 No.102385249 Report

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>>102385232
My god.

What if the Batman is a scheme on Bruce Wayne's part to make more money for his hospitals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 12:05:12 No.102385399 Report

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> but tickets to Zorro
> hire some thugs to kill my parents
> become Robin

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 12:06:59 No.102385413 Report

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>>102384786
I ask everyone in the recent Mr Freeze trial who convinced them to let him off and if they refuse to tell me then I bribe them. Then I tell everyone Bruce Wayne is Batman because clearly he felt guilty for beating the shit out of Freeze with minimal evidence.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 12:11:36 No.102385451 Report

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>>102384801
>random person calls a military base and tells them he knows batmans identity
>on this basis alone they violate the Posse Comitatus act and the Fourth Amendment to extrajudicially arrest or execute said US citizen

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 12:11:46 No.102385454 Report

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>>102385141
>Then, when he's least expecting it, I'll kill his parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 12:17:30 No.102385501 Report

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>>102384786
Find out which family has a new kid being adopted every 3 years

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 12:26:16 No.102385583 Report

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>>102384786
>You have no powers but a total of $300,000 in the bank. With these resources
>How will you unmask Batman?
Organize a group lawsuit against Batman. Make court to demand Superman presence as a witness. Done. In the courtroom under oath he will tell the name of Batman, because he is a fucking Superman. Unless G-man comes and make the whole process classified. One way or another, it will be the end of Batman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 12:45:01 No.102385726 Report

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Tell him to unmask himself or I'll rape his Husbando.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 13:12:59 No.102385922 Report

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>>102384786
I've got some intel on the Batman. I'll give it to anyone that pays me 280K. Trust me, the stuff I've got is stuff that nobody else has, it'll get you investigating people none of you would ever even think of suspecting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 13:13:43 No.102385931 Report

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>>102385501
kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 13:17:05 No.102385963 Report

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>>102384786
Look into Bruce Wayne. He has gone on the record to financing Batman in the past, and I can't help but notice that all of his "wards" and his alleged son all look kind of similar to the various Robins. He's probably involved in a child trafficking ring that recruits sidekicks for Batman.

Catches Calone

Catches Calone Thu 16 Aug 2018 13:23:06 No.102386002 Report

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>>102385922
I like the way this guy thinks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 13:25:50 No.102386024 Report

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>move to Gotham
>Get accepted to Gotham Police Academy
>Work my ass off to be top of my class
>Join Gotham PD
>work my way up the ranks
>Never accept a bribe and have exemplary record
>Commissioner Gordon is set to retire I am named to take his place
>Work with Batman for years as the new comisioner
>Become a trusted allie
>Years of saving gotham together.
>One day shine the bat symbol into the sky
>Batman shows up
>Rip off his mask
>Now I know he is Bruce Wayne
>I Black mail him
>He now has to rape the Joker.

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Anonymous Thu 16 Aug 2018 15:45:54 No.102387530 Report

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>>102386024
I like the way you think.

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