>>102355840Starswirl died when stalling Nightmare Moon and trying to buy Celestia some time to get the Elements. That's why Luna has created a nightmare monster to torture herself every night.
Suri Polomaire is actually Diamond Tiara's mother who's almost never home and when she is, she's a bitch.
Starlight Glimmer is actually a deeply ideologically-driven fanatic antivillain who would never admit that her beliefs are fueled by selfish desires way back from her childhood.
All three of these have been proven wrong canonically, but a man can fantasize.
