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I'm sure you'll shitpost at me about it being CURRENT YEAR, already, but John Oliver had something interesting to say for once on the sort of question OP is posing. It was something like this, I don't care enough to look it up.
>It seems like when you fearmonger about where the line is and a complete list of the situations in which you might cross it, you're implicitly asking exactly how much of an asshole you can be. "The inappropriate time for a hug is seven seconds? Then I'll hug you for six and a half seconds."